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Not as much fun as it sounds, I really wished the Preist would look forward as I confessed to having oral sex...

I also confessed to not believing in God, he said he didn't have time to handle that one. But hey, just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you can't be a good Catholic! Right?!

I also confessed to not believing in God, he said he didn't have time to handle that one. But hey, just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you can't be a good Catholic! Right?!

Priceless :)

Not as much fun as it sounds, I really wished the Preist would look forward as I confessed to having oral sex...

I also confessed to not believing in God, he said he didn't have time to handle that one. But hey, just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you can't be a good Catholic! Right?!
Mind if I sig that?

Priceless :)
I live to please. Speaking of which... I though he said I needed to perform an act of penetration for which I was more then happy to do, but it turns out he meant penitrition(sp? which is much less fun.

Mind if I sig that?
Sure, anything for the many who will one day rule America! ;) ...as soon as I step aside. I'll show you where I keep my remote for Bush's brain.

Sure, anything for the many who will one day rule America! ;) ...as soon as I step aside. I'll show you where I keep my remote for Bush's brain.
Why are there only two buttons?

Lies and Bad-speech giving...

I live to please. Speaking of which... I though he said I needed to perform an act of penetration for which I was more then happy to do, but it turns out he meant penitrition(sp? which is much less fun.

contrition :) or penitence

But it's all cool. Just don't do it, and you'll have a little extra to confess next time you go.

... But hey, just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you can't be a good Catholic! Right?!

I suppose it depends on your definition of "Good".

If you don't believe in God, and therefore don't buy into the See of Peter, then what's the point of being Catholic? You could be Unitarian just as easily.

crud, damn sig can't be longer than 500 characters. What a bloody restriction...

contrition :) or penitence

But it's all cool. Just don't do it, and you'll have a little extra to confess next time you go.
Consider it my new acronym, maybe it'll catch on.

crud, damn sig can't be longer than 500 characters. What a bloody restriction...
Shorten it to the end part.

Consider it my new acronym, maybe it'll catch on.

Now I want to do an act of penitrition.

I suppose it depends on your definition of "Good".

If you don't believe in God, and therefore don't buy into the See of Peter, then what's the point of being Catholic? You could be Unitarian just as easily.
"We also have Unitarian flavoured... there's nothing there"

Sorry, Simpsons fan. I plan to remain Catholic, but will probally convert to Liberal Catholic since they opened a Diocese in Brisbane this year.

Now I want to do an act of penitrition.
It would same time to, given it would be an all-in-one deal. Hell bundle Confession into it and far mroe Catholics would actually do it.

Confenetrition?

It would same time to, given it would be an all-in-one deal. Hell bundle Confession into it and far mroe Catholics would actually do it.

Go catholic church. :)

Confenetrition?
Now you're thinkin'

Go catholic church. :)
Pulls out oversized novelty finger

Now you're thinkin'

It was either that, or Confection. :)

It was either that, or Confection. :)
Hmmmm.... confection...ary *drool* Now THAT would make Church worth going to, the walls could be made of choclate and the doors of marshmellow and and and *drifts of the The Land of Choclate/Germany/Catholic Church*

It was either that, or Confection. :)

confection plus penitrition. I am so totally there.