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How many virgins do you deserve?

the ones between the ages of 18 and 19.

I'm guessing somewhere in the mid-20's. Nothing to extravagant

the poll is up. :)

Any woman between 18 - 28. ;)

Virgins are fun and all, but after the third one, I want a porno quality BJ with a finger up my bum.

Virgins are fun and all, but after the third one, I want a porno quality BJ with a finger up my bum.
yeah y'all can have the virgins, when i die i want hot horny sluts in my version of paradise.

Although I see where this is coming from, it seems a little insulting of foreign religions. They just have different religious ideologies and culture in different parts of the world. I'm all for mocking religious fanatics, but this is insulting in a non-constructive way.

All of 'em!

Although I see where this is coming from, it seems a little insulting of foreign religions. They just have different religious ideologies and culture in different parts of the world. I'm all for mocking religious fanatics, but this is insulting in a non-constructive way.
did i ever tell you about the time i saw jesus christ and the prophet mohammed having hot steamy man sex while the buddha filmed it?

Although I see where this is coming from, it seems a little insulting of foreign religions. They just have different religious ideologies and culture in different parts of the world. I'm all for mocking religious fanatics, but this is insulting in a non-constructive way.

I'm so sorry. :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you about the time i saw jesus christ and the prophet mohammed having hot steamy man sex while the buddha filmed it?

I also saw Bill Clinton polishing it saying: "What a lovely tea party!"

did i ever tell you about the time i saw jesus christ and the prophet mohammed having hot steamy man sex while the buddha filmed it?
Actually, Buddhist monks, at least in Japan, had gay sex regularly in the feudal era. The European explorers were a little startled by that...

did i ever tell you about the time i saw jesus christ and the prophet mohammed having hot steamy man sex while the buddha filmed it?

:eek: Egad! No virgins for them!

*pause*

But then again... do they need any?

I also saw Bill Clinton polishing it saying: "What a lovely tea party!"
when a sitting president gets a hummer from a skank in the oval office, it makes the baby jesus cry.

Actually, Buddhist monks, at least in Japan, had gay sex regularly in the feudal era. The European explorers were a little startled by that...

yeah so did christian monks in the fuedal era in europe, don't kid yourself.

only 71? :(

In Russia, virgins deserve you!

Virgins are fun and all, but after the third one, I want a porno quality BJ with a finger up my bum.

yeah y'all can have the virgins, when i die i want hot horny sluts in my version of paradise.

This is the one fatal flaw in the muslim religion. It does have some advantages over christianity though - anal might be ok (there's some disagreement among the poeple i've spoken to and their imams), and blowjobs are ok (although swallowing isn't).

when a sitting president gets a hummer from a skank in the oval office, it makes the baby jesus cry.
Yeah--I mean, the President ought to be able to get hummers from much higher quality skanks. We're talking about the Oval Office, after all.

Yeah--I mean, the President ought to be able to get hummers from much higher quality skanks. We're talking about the Oval Office, after all.
yeah jfk was getting mm, and poor bill had to settle for monica

Any woman between 18 - 28. ;)

Make that Any GOOD LOOKING woman between 18-35 for me.

Wtf, Lg, Wtf?

I agree with the last post. I know what you're talking about... but...

it's wrong on so many levels (not Islam, but the way you're portraying it).

Virgins are overrated. Give me 71 nymphomaniac sluts.

it's wrong on so many levels (not Islam, but the way you're portraying it).
It's Lunatic Goofballs. It's not supposed to make sense. And if a portrayal of Islam doesn't make sense when it's Lunatic Goofballs talking, paradoxically, it's quite right. What would be wrong is if the thread was actually trying to insult the religion... or if it made sense.
Sense is in the laughter.

This is, of course, LG. Everyone else, GET OFF MY VIRGINS!
:upyours:

I don't *want* any virgins. ;)

Hmm.

Is there anything that guarantees they'll be attractive virgins?

Or...

You may end up with 71 eight year old girls. Or boys.

Theres got to be an unwritten catch somewhere...

So I don't want any :p

Why would you want a virgin?

Nothing wrong with a little experience...in fact, there's a world of right in that.