NationStates Jolt Archive

Happy 229th Birthday to the United States Marine Corps!

Semper Fi!

Shut up and put on a dress.

:D

*was a squid*

How do you fit 229 candles on a cake?
Also today:
1483: Martin Luther, German religious reformer, was born in Eisleben.
1683: George II was born in Hanover.
1728: Poet and dramatist Oliver Goldsmith (She Stoops To Conquer) was born in County Longford, Ireland.

"Does
anyone known who Charles Whitman was?"

"None of you dumbasses knows?"


" He shot and killed twelve people from a 28-story observation
tower at the University of Texas, from distances
of up to four hundred yards."

"Does anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald
was?"


Private Snowball says, "He shot Kennedy, Sir!"
"That's right. And do you know how far away
he was?"
"It was pretty far. From that book
suppository building, sir!"
"Two hundred and fifty" feet. He was two
hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a
moving target. He got off three shots with a bolt
action rifle in six seconds, and got two hits,
including a head shot. Do you know where those
men learned to shoot like that?"
No one knows. Joker raises his hand.
"Private Joker."
"In the Marines sir?"
"In the Marines. Outstanding! Now those
people did not put their Marine training to a good
purpose but they showed what a Marina with his
rifle can do, and before I am through you will all
be able to do the same thing."

Edited from the Screen play.
http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0065.html
Happy birthday,
I like you, I may just invite you over to my house to f^ck my sister.

How do you fit 229 candles on a cake?
Also today:
1483: Martin Luther, German religious reformer, was born in Eisleben.
1683: George II was born in Hanover.
1728: Poet and dramatist Oliver Goldsmith (She Stoops To Conquer) was born in County Longford, Ireland.
1984: Conceptualists Born in Chester, UK.

Much better :D