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Here. Look at the evidence:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_115.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_030.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_079.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/97/400/97_4_0000311.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_040.jpg

Proof me wrong now.

Courtesy: Comics.org

I am more convinced than ever that Superman is the greatest hero of all time.

Hilarious. It's like Fox News of the comics world! ;)

thats not a very nice thing to say. you need to be positive, think about all of the good things superman did. If superman saved your ass I bet you wouldn't be bitching.

None of you should question Superman! He's the king of the world, dammit: Obey and worship him as he deserves.

Lois Lane was also a whore:

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_103.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_089.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_090.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_105.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_021.jpg

Apparently, DC thought their readers had ADD.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_044.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_052.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_116.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_024.jpg

I find it ironic that Jimmy Olsen is called 'Superman's Pal'. Look at them being asses to one another.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_087.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_109.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_121.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_127.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_128.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_155.jpg

Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen....

...issue #155.

Swaet Jaysus! That's unbelievable. At least 155 issues of Jimmy Olsen.

No wonder Marvel is kicking DC's ass.

I call this one "Superboy's Genocide".
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/614/400/614_4_190.jpg

These are real comics, right?

These are real comics, right?

Oh yeah. But what's on the cover of a comic is never representative of the contents inside. Just like the box-covers of pornos.

Any comic book covers like this for Spider-Man comics? Or ones of Mary-Jane looking like a total whore?

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_089.jpg

Anyone else notice that the priest looks like Ralph Nadar?
And that Batman looks exactly like Superman.

Lois Lane was also a whore:
Was there anyone she DIDN'T marry?

No wonder Marvel is kicking DC's ass.
To be fair these are from the sixties and seventies. Have you read many Marvel comics from that era? Like 'Howard the Duck'?

Are those texts on those covers real or edited in? And wow, Lois realy get's around doesn't she? The slut.

Next week: Lois is marrying ME!

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

I thought this might amuse, I know it amused me greatly when I read it years ago in print form. Good to see I found it on the first google I tried.

Enjoy!

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

I thought this might amuse, I know it amused me greatly when I read it years ago in print form. Good to see I found it on the first google I tried.

Enjoy!

Wouldn't Superman's semen be just as powerful?
Those DC comics stories never did make sense.

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

I thought this might amuse, I know it amused me greatly when I read it years ago in print form. Good to see I found it on the first google I tried.

Enjoy!
The mind boggles at the image of a pregnant Superman cruising the skies of Metropolis. Batman would refuse to be seen with him' strange new jokes would circulate the prisons
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Bloody brilliant!!!!!!

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

I thought this might amuse, I know it amused me greatly when I read it years ago in print form. Good to see I found it on the first google I tried.

Enjoy!

Oh my god, this is the funniest I've seen in...um...days. But still, good stuff!

Batman was a dick too.
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_195.jpg

Theres gotta be some catch. But it's still hilarious.

You never see wolverine dpulling crap like that.