A short and slightly polite thread on the TIN mans political views...
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 13:25
I'll be damned if I let this thread be ignored. Please read my views!
No i'm not pointing any fingers in one direction, I point fingers in all directions.
All politicians are incapable to look after their countries. They make false promises, they look for any way to make money (Even if it means war), They secretly plan ways to crush us under their heel, and they use fear as a weapon.
Ah yes, fear. the weapon of choice used during the presidential elections. When they weren't slandering each other, they were trying to say they'd make america safe while the other candidate would not. They're all pathetic morons, and a sensible man can see through their ploy. Both Kerry and Bush are incapable of governing the US, and they should have picked 2 other candidates. Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter. They all end up the same. Corrupt.
My view is a world ruled by me and me alone, ruling with an Iron fist, the death penalty for any crime (That'd keep those damned teens in line!), regardless of age, and the freedom to live your life-as long as you obey the law. Yes a bit extreme, but it is my dream of how to control the world.
I am sorry if this thread has offended everyone (Especially as I attacked both sides), but if you have any disagreements feel free to post them here.
EDIT: before you call me a hypocryte, I'd still give you more freedom that the over governments. At least I won't totally crush you under my heel.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 13:39
No one is interested in my views? Oh well, it ate up some time.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 13:54
Avast me hearties! It appears we have a lack of interest! Fire the BUMP cannons!
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 14:04
*Drums fingers*
I'm getting impatient....
[lone figure craws on his belly...] ALL HAIL IMPERIAL NAVY... RULER OF ALL HE SURVEYS! As your MOST loyal Henchperson, I am your's to command.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 14:09
[lone figure craws on his belly...] ALL HAIL IMPERIAL NAVY... RULER OF ALL HE SURVEYS! As your MOST loyal Henchperson, I am your's to command.
Thank you, my loyal subjects, as for those of you that arent loyal, you'll be thrown in a pit after you are killed good day.
actualy....
i dont think an iron fist dictatorship would be a bad form of government as long as the dictator wasnt a compleat ideot. BUT, like u said before... power corupts all people eventualy... what woulod stop you from becoming a pycotic dictator? i mean... u seem to be well on your way to crazy already....
i think the solution to that would be to hire objective assasins that are out side the law and they could keep and eye on the dictator, but who lived with normal people around the country so that ultimately the citzens had a way to regulate the govt.but only indirectly. Thuse... population influences assasins... assasins influence dictator... dictator influences population.... sort of a form of checks and balences.
if u do that i would happily follow u...
Thank you, my loyal subjects, as for those of you that arent loyal, you'll be thrown in a pit after you are killed good day.
oh ya... and you should make them slaves... dont just kill them.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 14:49
I would not let power corrupt me. The thing that corrupts is money-and I do not seek pointless material wealth.
Power cannot betray you, as my signiture says. Once I have total power, there will be nothing else I seek.
I assure you, you are quite safe from corruption with me. I have no need for money.
Before the Iran-Iraq war of the 1980's, one could consider Iraq to be similar to your type of government.
Death or worse for the traitors but a superb welfare state, womens rights and the freedom of enterprise. Of course the war shortly after bankrupted and ruined an otherwise prosperous and happy country....
Not that I endorse Saddam's methods, but one has to admit that the Iraqi people were happy before the Iran-Iraq war....
For any good dictatorship to work you would require a secret police force. I hmbly offer my support as head as said force
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:08
My secret police force will only contain those who have passed dozens of tests to confirm they will not betray me.
They will then be screened monthly. And the people who screen them will be screened.
I will be deputy leader....
I am trustworthy! :rolleyes:
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:14
I will be deputy leader....
I am trustworthy! :rolleyes:
You'll need to be screened first. and there will be no deputy leader. I will rule alone, unopposed.
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:15
OK ok
All politicians are incapable to look after their countries. They make false promises, they look for any way to make money (Even if it means war), They secretly plan ways to crush us under their heel, and they use fear as a weapon.
Huh? Oh you're talking about US
Ah yes, fear. the weapon of choice used during the presidential elections. When they weren't slandering each other, they were trying to say they'd make america safe while the other candidate would not. They're all pathetic morons, and a sensible man can see through their ploy. Both Kerry and Bush are incapable of governing the US, and they should have picked 2 other candidates. Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter. They all end up the same. Corrupt.
I agree. Using fear as weapon against your own people is twisted and mean. You scared Americans out there: you realise you have the most powerful military in the world? Terrorist are not as powerful though Bush keeps telling they are. There aren't SO many of them anyway, really. (but there will be) Maybe bombing everything in certain area isn't the best solution in war against terrorism.
My view is a world ruled by me and me alone, ruling with an Iron fist, the death penalty for any crime (That'd keep those damned teens in line!), regardless of age, and the freedom to live your life-as long as you obey the law. Yes a bit extreme, but it is my dream of how to control the world.
And now I very strongly disagree. Death penalty is not an effective method to cut down criminal actions. Nobody ever has the right to kill another. No matter what someone might have done. Never.
before you call me a hypocryte, I'd still give you more freedom that the over governments. At least I won't totally crush you under my heel.
no you wouldn't, because you would have to ask me first. politely. :)
You'll need to be screened first. and there will be no deputy leader. I will rule alone, unopposed.
Of course, oh God-Emperor of the Universe!!!
But a deputy leader would make things run a lot smoothly, with all the paperwork and all....
And in case of death, I could take your place. Of course, I would never kill you nor plot to with others since the Secret Police would get me first.
Besides, you need someone like me, the faceless and heartless bureaucrat who can solve problems with the dribble of a pen. You want experience? I work for the NHS damn it!!!
OK ok
Huh? Oh you're talking about US
I agree. Using fear as weapon against your own people is twisted and mean. You scared Americans out there: you realise you have the most powerful military in the world? Terrorist are not as powerful though Bush keeps telling they are. There aren't SO many of them anyway, really. (but there will be) Maybe bombing everything in certain area isn't the best solution in war against terrorism.
And now I very strongly disagree. Death penalty is not an effective method to cut down criminal actions. Nobody ever has the right to kill another. No matter what someone might have done. Never.
no you wouldn't, because you would have to ask me first. politely. :)
Heheheheheheheheh, do I keel her now master... or do you wan to do it...heheheheheh... personally... :D
Of course, oh God-Emperor of the Universe!!!
But a deputy leader would make things run a lot smoothly, with all the paperwork and all....
And in case of death, I could take your place. Of course, I would never kill you nor plot to with others since the Secret Police would get me first.
Besides, you need someone like me, the faceless and heartless bureaucrat who can solve problems with the dribble of a pen. You want experience? I work for the NHS damn it!!![takes whip and brandishes it] The MASTER has spoken... you Dare QUESTION THE MASTER!?!?
I could stab Helioterra with my pen!!!
[takes whip and brandishes it] The MASTER has spoken... you Dare QUESTION THE MASTER!?!?
Not at all, but even God seeks advice from his cronies....
[Waves pen around threateningly, has finger on ink squirt]
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:21
OK ok
Huh? Oh you're talking about US
No-I'm targeting all nations. they all go to war for profit (Even the UK), and they are all selfish and corrupt.
I agree. Using fear as weapon against your own people is twisted and mean. You scared Americans out there: you realise you have the most powerful military in the world? Terrorist are not as powerful though Bush keeps telling they are. There aren't SO many of them anyway, really. (but there will be) Maybe bombing everything in certain area isn't the best solution in war against terrorism.
I knew you'd agree with me here.
And now I very strongly disagree. Death penalty is not an effective method to cut down criminal actions. Nobody ever has the right to kill another. No matter what someone might have done. Never.
Screw your morals. This is my world. Death brings order. order through disipline.
no you wouldn't, because you would have to ask me first. politely. :)
You'll do as you are told. :mad:
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:22
I could stab Helioterra with my pen!!!
HA! *hits Kalt with huge sceptre* now, behave.
HA! *hits Kalt with huge sceptre* now, behave.
Oops!
[Ink dribbles onto Helioterra's shirt]
Oops!
[Ink dribbles onto Helioterra's shirt][sees the ink stain] :eek: oooohhhh someone's in trouble NOW! :eek:
[sees the ink stain] :eek: oooohhhh someone's in trouble NOW! :eek:
See! My power is great and the new Emperor would be wise to accept my offer!
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:27
Cease your stupidity. Let's face it. I will never rule the world unless I get more supporters... and not many will agree with my policies. I need to do some brainwashing...
Cease your stupidity. Let's face it. I will never rule the world unless I get more supporters... and not many will agree with my policies. I need to do some brainwashing...I'll get the soap and Clorax Master.... :D
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:29
No-I'm targeting all nations. they all go to war for profit (Even the UK), and they are all selfish and corrupt.
well finland has been in war to keep their independency...if it's profit, ok then, other option would have been living under Soviet leaders. Sweden has been in war..hmm..let me think...in 17th century? I don't think it's fair to blame their government for something that has happened so long ago.
Sellfish? well of course. I don't think it's a huge sin. But some are more selfish than the others.
Screw your morals. This is my world. Death brings order. order through disipline.
you wish. or..yes, death brings order, when you have executed everyone.
You'll do as you are told. :mad:
You can never rule me...haahahahhaaa...you're dreaming kiddie :D
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:31
[sees the ink stain] :eek: oooohhhh someone's in trouble NOW! :eek:
Naah, I'm a decent leader. I don't care about small things. like kalt.
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:33
Cease your stupidity. Let's face it. I will never rule the world unless I get more supporters... and not many will agree with my policies. I need to do some brainwashing...
I recommend you learn from the masters. Condoleeza and Karl. (well they only managed to brainwash 150 million people...maybe it's not such a good idea afterall.)
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:35
well finland has been in war to keep their independency...if it's profit, ok then, other option would have been living under Soviet leaders. Sweden has been in war..hmm..let me think...in 17th century? I don't think it's fair to blame their government for something that has happened so long ago.
Sellfish? well of course. I don't think it's a huge sin. But some are more selfish than the others.
Politics have changed since the 17th century. Think modern, man.
you wish. or..yes, death brings order, when you have executed everyone.
They will obey when the see the concequences, or they will revolt... either way, I don't care. Life is a waste of eternity anyway.
You can never rule me...haahahahhaaa...you're dreaming kiddie :DDo not call me a "Kiddie". I may only be 19, but I'm a 19 year old with a vision. Most people my generation go around in gangs terrorising old ladies. At least I am not a teenage asshole.
:mad: Why do people see my new world order as bad? It seems like a good idea to me...
Helioterra
10-11-2004, 15:40
Politics have changed since the 17th century. Think modern, man.
yeah they don't like to go to wars anymore.
man? nope.
They will obey when the see the concequences, or they will revolt... either way, I don't care. Life is a waste of eternity anyway.
Like they obey in the states?
Do not call me a "Kiddie". I may only be 19, but I'm a 19 year old with a vision. Most people my generation go around in gangs terrorising old ladies. At least I am not a teenage asshole.
sorry kiddie. You're cool. keep your vision. I'll keep terrorising those teenage assholes, don't you worry. ("old" ladies can be very mean)
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:42
Regardless of wether or not some disagree with me, It will not stop me. i will keep going until this world is mine... then I will look to the stars. This galaxy will be mine.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 15:53
Any other comments?
you're 19?????
[turns to Helioterra]
MISTRESSSSS... COMMAND ME I AM YOURS....
Conceptualists
10-11-2004, 16:03
What happens when you die?
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 16:30
What happens when you die?
I'll be in oblivion, so I don't care.
The Imperial Navy
10-11-2004, 16:30
you're 19?????
[turns to Helioterra]
MISTRESSSSS... COMMAND ME I AM YOURS....
Just because I am 19, it doesn't make me any less smarter.
Politicians tend to be over 40, this might be a reason as to why they are dreadful.
We need youthful blood.
I myself am 17, and British....