NationStates Jolt Archive

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.

The bad news is that the meteorite is going to crash through your roof, and smack into your head, destroying that part of your brain that controls urinary function. It'll happen in about an hour.

But up until then, it'll be a pretty good day. :)

edit: Oh, yeah. And your dog is going to die.

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.
Do you have a source on the Arafat thing? I am waiting for the bastard to expire. We are going to Baskin Robins for Ice Cream Cake when the teorrist baby killer leaves this mortal coil.

No positive proof yet, but it will happen in the next 24 hours.

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.

Ummm ... errr ... yeah. Did you forget your medication today? :D

That's ok. I'm going to euthanize myself by listening to old Barry Manilow records until my brains turn to sludge anyway.

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.
(1) I don't think Arafat's quite dead yet. Hell, he may even pull out if you listen to his propaga... err, wife.
(2) Alright, pal.... none of these things happened on the same day. Hell, unless Arafat is dead as I type this, they haven't even all happened in the same week. Postpone the celebrations a bit.

That's ok. I'm going to euthanize myself by listening to old Barry Manilow records until my brains turn to sludge anyway.

That'll do it. <shudder>

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.


brave new world.

btw: did your hear, apparantly he has stashed away close to 5 BILLION. I always thought he had only pocketed 3-500 MILLION. And Time Magazine called Jayalytha the most corrupt person(she only pilfered 3 billion)

Wow. So thats where the money for the Palestinians went.

Good Job Arafat! :D

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.


Yeah, great news. Except that Arafat isn't dead yet, that supporting American troops shooting people who resist in a country we had no reason to invade and occupy in the first place is clearly not an example of sane thinking.

But anyway, quite how is Arafat's impending death of benefit to America? It might be of benefit to Israel, and thus to Sharon, but even that's questionable. Better the devil you know...

Sounds to me like you've been watching too much Fox News. Somehow FN and the neocons have managed to convince the Right that what happens to Israel is a matter of real concern to us, regarding the "War on Terror". That all Palestinians who support Arafat are really terrorists. Ones who might target us next. Insane.

Apparently this is what you believe though. My advice: stop watching FN, stop listening to Rush, and grow up. Okay?

'Tis a glorious day. Bush was reelected, Yasser Arafat is finally dead, and Americans are going door to door in Fallujah shooting anyone who resists.

Where can I score myself some of THAT sh*t, baby?

Well i was havin a good day... :(

Yes, Bush was re-elected :rolleyes: I don't think Arafat is quit dead yet, and as far as Fallujah goes...My heart and prayers are with our troops. Hopefully they get those fuckin bastards who are resisting and capturing and killing innocent people.

That'll do it. <shudder>
ROFLMAO!!! What? You don't like Barry Manilow? For shame! :D