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Another blow for Bush


George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place."

George thinks that sounds pretty good, so he agrees.

The devil opens the first room: in it is Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
"No!" George says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil leads him to the next room: in it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The devil opens a third door. In it, George sees Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread
eagle pose.

Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looks at this in disbelief for a while and finally says
"Yeah, I can handle this."

"Ok Monica, says the devil, you're free to go"

:D

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
That was good lol.

Both jokes were really.

eew. Wow, that was bad. I'da picked the rock one.

That was good lol.

Both jokes were really.

Yes, I agree. Jolly good show.