NationStates Jolt Archive

I was sitting here at work today and decided to write a list of all the things that are great about The Most Glorious Hack that people on NS might not know about*.

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MGH is the seventh son of the seventh son but has pledged to use his powers only for good.

At the age of 9, MGH discovered the terrible secret of Pogs. Thereby saving the proceeding generations from their insidious and destructive mind control powers.

During High School, MGH did not participate in the barbaric sport of ferret fighting even though all the cool kids were doing it.

MGH routinely saves small, defenceless turtles from merciless Green Bay Packer fans.

MGH won the Schneider's Hot Dog Eating Championship four years ago to raise money for PETA.

MGH has sworn to bring cold fusion to the world, despite the fact that this quest has made him "Enemy Number 1" with the Illuminati.

MGH has not slept with your girlfriend, despite her many offers.

MGH wrote for the Simpsons when it was still funny.

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In fact, this list could go on for pages but MGH is a modest individual and I, a mere peon, will respect that.



*This has nothing to do with me losing a bet about who would win the popular vote in the recent American election.

*COUGHass kisserCOUGH*

[hands Guinness Extra Cold a handkercheif] you got a brown stain on your nose...
Very cleverly written GEC... but you forgot to mention he invented the internet...

And that he shot JFK.

And that he shot JFK.

On the grassy knol?

Why thank you.

It's good to be me.

<sulks>

<sulks>

Aww... see, if you had made a bet with a forum goer, you'd have one of these too.

Aw, what the Hell... I haven't gloated yet...

Sticky!

Why thank you.

It's good to be me.


OR IS IT?!?!?

OR IS IT?!?!?

Is it good to be you RPP?

Is it good to be you RPP?

No.

Now I feel kind of guilty for sleeping with HIS girlfriend....and killing Jack Ruby. ;)

No.

shame.

cheer up and have some alchahol or light drugs. there's nothin' like depressant to chase the blues away!

[examines subsance used for stickey] Damn I guess @$$ kissing really does work.

[wanders away muttering to himself]

Just remember watch your back when hack's around.

cheer up

NEVER!

and have some alchahol or light drugs.
No.

there's nothin' like depressant to chase the blues away!
How about Jazz?

Just remember watch your back when hack's around.
:confused:

:confused:
Exactly the response i was hoping for.

All I have to say then is this:

Long live the Major Depression within the Refused Party Program! ;)

Aww... see, if you had made a bet with a forum goer, you'd have one of these too.

Aw, what the Hell... I haven't gloated yet...

Sticky!
OMGNOES!!!111 MOD ABUSE! :p :D

/me snickers.

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Aaaanywaaaay... Keep in mind, people, that this is an example of why it's a bad idea to make bets. Especially with a two-bit Hack. :p

/me smirks and runs. Fast.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Yeah. The only BAD thing about Hack is, his legs aren't as good as mine.

;)

Urge to edit... rising...

Quite amusing Guinness.

Urge to edit... rising...

Think happy thoughts Myrth. Happy thoughts.

Why is this a sticky, or is it just another evdence of our O so oppresive game mods producing threads about there own self-glorisication.

*Runs and hides behing a tree, hoping that mnods won't get him with magic, Delete-O-Motion wands.

Didn't Hack kill 100 Commies with a knife in his teeth? I seem to recall something like that.

Believe me, you have NO idea how popular that ferret fighting was back in our HS.

No. Idea.

*clears throat and lowers to knees*

Long live The Most Glorious Hack! May he be king! I love Hack! He is the most...

*is slapped across face by numerous people*

sorry.





Whispers: Hack shall rule you all!

I think I could so win a bet with a mod. Any takers? How about you Stevie? [/reference to the old NS player pic thread]

I sense some jealousy within the moderation camp. Therefore I will give Cog, Kat or Myrth the same chance the GEC gave Hack. So, anyone up for a bet? And on what?





don't gamble kids, its bad for you!

well, compared to some mods, hackys pretty good...

nethertheless

*throws boomerang at myrth*

Believe me, you have NO idea how popular that ferret fighting was back in our HS.

Damn stoats...

hmmm... stickey gone... looks like another Mod's envious :D

*Burns down thread*

Let anarchy reign! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

hmmm... stickey gone... looks like another Mod's envious :D
Not at all. I never intended to leave it stickied forever.

hmmm... stickey gone... looks like another Mod's envious :D

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ENVY IS FALSE DATA!