Angry Keep Left Signs
07-11-2004, 12:30
Fox News Reporting:
"Yes we are here in the middle of Baghdad where finally our troops have found what looks to be inconclusive evidence of those Weapons of Mass Destruction. Reports came in over an hour ago to the command centre of the allied forces in Iraq and our troops came and surrounded the site. Although the bearded man claimed he was merely selling Ice Creams our troops were not deceived and have taken him away to be shot... I mean probed... sorry interrogated. A search of the van showed that indeed there was what looked like a truly devastating corkscrew nuclear missile on the top of the van which had been painted white and disguised as a 99.
There was also at one point elsewhere in the city, hope that the search for the now legendary leader of the terrorist organisation Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was over when a journalist stated that they had spotted him. However the Marines and their tanks were unable to catch up with his Reindeer pulled sleigh and were left with his merry old laughter ringing in their ears."
Wrote it myself. What do you think?
"Yes we are here in the middle of Baghdad where finally our troops have found what looks to be inconclusive evidence of those Weapons of Mass Destruction. Reports came in over an hour ago to the command centre of the allied forces in Iraq and our troops came and surrounded the site. Although the bearded man claimed he was merely selling Ice Creams our troops were not deceived and have taken him away to be shot... I mean probed... sorry interrogated. A search of the van showed that indeed there was what looked like a truly devastating corkscrew nuclear missile on the top of the van which had been painted white and disguised as a 99.
There was also at one point elsewhere in the city, hope that the search for the now legendary leader of the terrorist organisation Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was over when a journalist stated that they had spotted him. However the Marines and their tanks were unable to catch up with his Reindeer pulled sleigh and were left with his merry old laughter ringing in their ears."
Wrote it myself. What do you think?