NationStates Jolt Archive

"We are the Borg. We can assimilate entire galaxies and defeat massive armadas, but not Voyager."

Every movie and TV series has a few quotes that stick in the mind, lines that you repeat over and over again to your friends (Star Wars: "No, Luke. I am your father." Monty Python: "We are the Knights Who Say Ni!" Star Trek: "To bodly go where no man has gone before." etc.) Even people who haven't seen that movie/TV show/etc. know the line. But we also know that there are times when you just have to laugh at the people saying the lies.

Here is the thread to parody those great quotes, to show the idiocy that we all know is right there.

To baldly go where no man has gone before!

I fart in your general direction

Cheezbuger, cheezbuger, fries, no coke, peepsee

Uh......a parody means it isn't the actual quote

Uh......a parody means it is the actual quote
:confused:

Are you parodying me now?

Cause that's not very nice!

Whahahahaha!

oops. I need to read a l-o-t s-l-o-w-e-r. I'll work on it. :headbang:

Oh, that's it! You've just made my list!

Are you parodying me now?

Cause that's not very nice!
hey, where's your original post gone?

Huh?

And don't forget about the list!

Huh?

And don't forget about the list!
Dude... you made a post like:

"Whoops I meant to say: 'a parody means it is NOT the actual quote' "

"I did not have, sexual relations, with that woman. A hummer does not count!"

- Parody of Clinton's denial of scandal.

Dude... you made a post like:

"Whoops I meant to say: 'a parody means it is NOT the actual quote' "


Okay..............

Okay..............
Your list> | :gundge:

"I felt a disturbance in the Force... as if a million voices cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced... I'm afraid Bush has indeed won."

OMFGROFL! cheese

If at first you don't succeed, stop trying and say "Screw it."

Don't cry over spilt milk, but if it's Dom Perignon you spill, you should cry, you moron.

*Emperor cackles*

"An entire legion of my best troops awaits them..."

*Emperor's phone rings*

"Hello, Palpatine speaking...what? They were beaten? By bears, with sticks?!?! Noooooo!"

"Put it on Viewscreen number 1"
[the forward screen hums to life as a skinny man wearing glasses stares back at Picard]
"We are Microsoft... Prepare to be assimulated... Resistance is Futile!"

Singing:
Walk like a man, Talk like a Man, Sing it like a woooman!

Police Oficer:Here is a most tragic case.

Dr. Carroll : Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

OK not a parody, but still funny.

Police Oficer:Here is a most tragic case.

Dr. Carroll : Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

OK not a parody, but still funny.Ok I give... where's this from?

Sounds familiar... Reefer Madness?

Anyways -

"He's not the Messiah, he's just a very noisy farter!"

"We're on a mission. A mission, from God! . . . he wants us to pick up some groceries."
-Blues Brothers

Sounds familiar... Reefer Madness?


Bingo.

Yay me! :D Don't you just love the piano player? He's my favourite film musician, I reckon.

"How is he Bones?"
"He's stoned, Jim."

"OH that's it, Game over... we're done... the damn Gameboy battery's dead!"

*Emperor cackles*

"An entire legion of my best troops awaits them..."

*Emperor's phone rings*

"Hello, Palpatine speaking...what? They were beaten? By bears, with sticks?!?! Noooooo!"

LOL! Classic!

Mikorlias of Imardeavia

"Ignorance is bliss, is it?"

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. More than just orcs guard the black gate. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland of fire and ash. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this, it is folly.
Elrond: Fine, plan B then. Get a pair of Hobbits to do it.

Mikorlias of Imardeavia

"Frankly my dear, I don't give head."

Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath hangman's cliff? Huh, do you?

Well, no, I don't. Do you?

Well, no, but I have this paperback.

Bones, you're with me, Mr. Spock and Scotty you check that open area over there. Ensign Smith, you head off on your own and check behind that huge rock.............

Kirk: Dammit, I have 220 lives that are my responsibility on this ship Spock...
Bones: Jim, lost 4 on that last planet Jim...
Kirk: You're correct Bones ok, 216 lives on this ship...
Checkov: Ahh Keptin, remember 12 ver transfered at last Space dock
Sulu: But we picked up 18.
Uhura: No 17, Lt. Dovoan couldn't make it.
Scotty: and remember those 3 stowaways...
Sulu: which we transfered over to USS Intrepid.
Spock: May I remind you that Lt. Donovan was also on the Intrepid, that's how he arrived.
Kirk: That gentlemen is not the point... the point... is... that... I have... uhmm let see, 220-4...-12...+18...

Ben hands Luke the sabre.

LUKE: What is it?

BEN: Your fathers lightsabre. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not
as clumsy or as random as a blaster. That said, if you ever come face to face with 40,000 storm troopers, armed to the teeth, you're still up shit creek without a paddle.