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It is with extreme pleasure that I welcome Incertonia to our fold. It took much effort before he finally realized the error of his way and embraced conservative ideology just this month.

Now he can see that Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com) truly is fair and balanced. Rush (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com) is right, and, most of all, Ann Coulter (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) is one hot mama!

There were some rough spots during his conversion, but then he is still a bit new to it. We can forgive him for trying to start a wet T-Shirt contest during his full immersion baptism.

He was recently see modeling his " I love Rush Limbaugh (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Products.asp?ParentID=48503)” t-shirt at the Heritage Foundation (http://www.heritage.org/) annual bake sale and tea social.

We all must be gentle, for Incertonia is still very fragile and may often slip into his old ways. Please be patient as he adjusts to this exciting new point in his coming out.

I invite everyone to post their congratulations and welcome to Incertonia in this thread.

NOOOOOO!!!

terminology gone to shit!

Yeah, Bozzy has won me over with his incessant charm and his overwhelming logic (and the fact that he won our bet). So now I've repented of my baby-eating, gay-loving, christian-hating ways, and have embraced the ways of evangelical conservatism. Until the end of the year anyway. :D

LOL, Thanks for being a good sport Incertonia. I have enjoyed this and I hope you have too.

Until Incertonia makes a statement, I'm left to chalk this up to unfair and unbalanced journalism.

Yeah, Bozzy has won me over with his incessant charm and his overwhelming logic (and the fact that he won our bet). So now I've repented of my baby-eating, gay-loving, christian-hating ways, and have embraced the ways of evangelical conservatism. Until the end of the year anyway. :D
and what do you call this Tuesday Heights?

It sound like someone lost a bet.

It sound like someone lost a bet.
I'm going to agree with that too.

What kind of conservative?

Paleoconservative?
Neoconservative?
Classical conservative?
Fiscal conservative?

What kind of conservative?

Paleoconservative?
Neoconservative?
Classical conservative?
Fiscal conservative?
The kind that does not gamble... :)

What kind of conservative?

Paleoconservative?
Neoconservative?
Classical conservative?
Fiscal conservative?
Well, I always have been a fiscal conservative in that I believe in balanced budgets. It's impossible to fund social justice when you're constantly deep in debt.

Yeah, Bozzy has won me over with his incessant charm and his overwhelming logic (and the fact that he won our bet). So now I've repented of my baby-eating, gay-loving, christian-hating ways, and have embraced the ways of evangelical conservatism. Until the end of the year anyway. :D
Well to prevent yourself from getting too wrapped up in this conversion, may I suggest a 2 month sabbatical from posting. It would be extremely painful to watch you post anything that might resemble pro Bush dogma?

The alternative would be to use a puppet regime to post under, although that is normally a Republican trait, no one would have to know? :eek:

Just remember what happened to Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange!!!

Got one more step on our bet to go still, Incertonia... (devil grin) ;>

Fear not Canuck, he's the same as always, the rest of our bet will soon be apparent.

Got one more step on our bet to go still, Incertonia... (devil grin) ;>
Sorry--I'll take care of it right now. We cool?

Sorry--I'll take care of it right now. We cool?
Cool? Absolutely. I just now TM'd you the info. let me know if you need any tech-help. I have to logoff soon, sadly. My kids need me for something.

It is with extreme pleasure that I welcome Incertonia to our fold. It took much effort before he finally realized the error of his way and embraced conservative ideology just this month.

Now he can see that Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com) truly is fair and balanced. Rush (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com) is right, and, most of all, Ann Coulter (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) is one hot mama!

There were some rough spots during his conversion, but then he is still a bit new to it. We can forgive him for trying to start a wet T-Shirt contest during his full immersion baptism.

He was recently see modeling his " I love Rush Limbaugh (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Products.asp?ParentID=48503)” t-shirt at the Heritage Foundation (http://www.heritage.org/) annual bake sale and tea social.

We all must be gentle, for Incertonia is still very fragile and may often slip into his old ways. Please be patient as he adjusts to this exciting new point in his coming out.

I invite everyone to post their congratulations and welcome to Incertonia in this thread.


Rush Limbaugh is racist, so I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously and no, Fox isn't balanced, it is heavily bias and watching 2 minutes of it on election night was enough for me to confirm that. Sorry to hear Incertonia is gone to the Conservatives, even though I am a Conservative (well almost a Liberal actually).

Rush Limbaugh is racist, so I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously and no, Fox isn't balanced, it is heavily bias and watching 2 minutes of it on election night was enough for me to confirm that. Sorry to hear Incertonia is gone to the Conservatives, even though I am a Conservative (well almost a Liberal actually).
Read the whole thread. It's all good.

sigh, I was afraid some people would do that.

Read the whole thread. It's all good.



Sh*t, I only read the first few posts. Man, I'm a dumbass!

Oh Incertonia, what have you done?

I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson about the evils of gambling :D:D.

and what do you call this Tuesday Heights?

Oh, wow. I'm glad I took that nap, because I totally missed that. Haha!

Read the whole thread. It's all good.
What thread? I only get one post from the link in your sig.

What thread? I only get one post from the link in your sig.It's this thread. I lost a bet on the presidential election, and this is my payment.

It's this thread. I lost a bet on the presidential election, and this is my payment.

It's ok, Incertonia, we'll still welcome you back with open arms once the punishment is up.

Does this (temporary) conversion include having to write to his representatives in support of conservative agendas? :)

Actually we discussed that, however instead of writing I wanted them delivered personally in song and verse. Incertonia refused, so we settled on this instead.

Excellent! I will expect Incertonia to deliver arguments for conservative positions with the same wit and vigor he used with liberal positions. :D

Hell, maybe I'll try taking some conservative stances just for fun. ;) It could be interesting.

I must say, I am surprised. But, that's one thing that happens when you gamble (and one reason I was so bored when I lived in Las Vegas, since I don't normally gamble.) Rest easy, Incertonia, at least you didn't lose $$ (or was there also $$ involved?), and the change, temporary as it is, should do you good.

Welcome to this side, temporarily as it may be.

It sound like someone lost a bet.

We just make them Run naked through the quad

The title of this thread makes my nipples as hard as a rock.

Changing morals for convenience eh? I shows you buy anyone :p

I must say, I am surprised. But, that's one thing that happens when you gamble (and one reason I was so bored when I lived in Las Vegas, since I don't normally gamble.) Rest easy, Incertonia, at least you didn't lose $$ (or was there also $$ involved?), and the change, temporary as it is, should do you good.

Welcome to this side, temporarily as it may be.No money, but I never want it to be said that this liberal went back on his word. And since your side is where I began my political life, I don't know that it will do much for me to return there.

Oh come on guys and be nice - Incertonia just has to post his new Sig line for a few months - there is no need for him to pretend to have a political opinion he does not have. I was just having some fun with him on it.

I thought it was over the top enough - I guess not. (don't know what more I could have done!) I'm not comfortable with where this is going and may have to let him out. We'll see.

Hehe.. then what's your take on this comment by your hot mamma, Ann Coulter?

"Liberals hate America, they hate flagwavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post to 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do.."


:D:D:p:D:D




You want to start screaming and cursing, don't you? :p

Oh come on guys and be nice - Incertonia just has to post his new Sig line for a few months - there is no need for him to pretend to have a political opinion he does not have. I was just having some fun with him on it.

I thought it was over the top enough - I guess not. (don't know what more I could have done!) I'm not comfortable with where this is going and may have to let him out. We'll see.
Don't sweat it, Bozzy. It's fine, and I promise you there will be no hard feelings over this between us. If I can't take this kind of ribbing for a couple of months, then I really will have become too thin-skinned to live.

No money, but I never want it to be said that this liberal went back on his word. And since your side is where I began my political life, I don't know that it will do much for me to return there.
you should just create puppets for every political strip, then post by whatever your momentary mood is... that what... ah i hear some people do...

you should just create puppets for every political strip, then post by whatever your momentary mood is... that what... ah i hear some people do...
I do have puppets, but that was part of the wager, that the loser wouldn't hide behind puppets in order to avoid the embarassment of having lost. It was my own little addition to the bet, so I suppose it's fitting that I can't get around it. It really is cool--even though I didn't expect to lose the bet, I was always willing to pay up.

I do have puppets, but that was part of the wager, that the loser wouldn't hide behind puppets in order to avoid the embarassment of having lost. It was my own little addition to the bet, so I suppose it's fitting that I can't get around it. It really is cool--even though I didn't expect to lose the bet, I was always willing to pay up.
can you reinterprete the conditions of your bet to allow you to become a flaming neo nazi psychopath, its really alot more fun than trying to post as a sane rational conservative

can you reinterprete the conditions of your bet to allow you to become a flaming neo nazi psychopath, its really alot more fun than trying to post as a sane rational conservative
The bet only requires me to turn over my signature to Bozzy. I won't be posting as anything other than my normal self.

I'm really sorry YOU lost the bet Incertonia. It is good you don't have to act like a conservative. That would depress some of us. :)

But... Happy Birthday! :D

The bet only requires me to turn over my signature to Bozzy. I won't be posting as anything other than my normal self.
so you just can't post at all for a certain period of time.... bah i'd cheat.. honor and fair play are for elitist who figure they will generally come out ahead under such conditions anyway.

Don't sweat it, Bozzy. It's fine, and I promise you there will be no hard feelings over this between us. If I can't take this kind of ribbing for a couple of months, then I really will have become too thin-skinned to live.
I knew Incertonia had honor and a sense of humor inside, disagreements aside. Hell, we even agree about sports (sometimes, but I'll take what I can.)

I'm really sorry YOU lost the bet Incertonia. It is good you don't have to act like a conservative. That would depress some of us. :)

But... Happy Birthday! :D
Incertonia's having a birthday? Congratulations! While you didn't necessarily get the gift you wanted, a birthday is always a festive ocassion, and worthy of celebration...mine's coming up soon :-D

The bet only requires me to turn over my signature to Bozzy. I won't be posting as anything other than my normal self.
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't see sig lines on this thread - and come to think of it I don't think I've seen them anywhere. I know Incertonia updated his, but was just wondering if it was just me or if nobody else can see it either...

Hehe.. then what's your take on this comment by your hot mamma, Ann Coulter?

"Liberals hate America, they hate flagwavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post to 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do.."


:D:D:p:D:D




You want to start screaming and cursing, don't you? :p


Annie C. can say anything she wants because she's hot. That's the rules.