NationStates Jolt Archive

simple, he got his allies the space jews/grey aliens to blanket rural ohio with their mind control beams, forcing all the hicks in that section of the flatlands to stagger off to their respective polling places like a swarm of slightly less stinky zombies from a romero movie, and vote uniformly republican.










just a note while american jews vote 3 to 1 democrat, space jews arew more like conservative ultraorthodox isrerali jews and really like bush

That makes a LOT more sense then the most dumb dictator in history getting re-elected...

love the contradiction, a dictator being re-elected...hehe. Never heard of those before.

That makes a LOT more sense then the most dumb dictator in history getting re-elected...
he wasn't that dumb until they took that icecream scooper to his brain to make room for all their alien tracking and control gizmos.

love the contradiction, a dictator being re-elected...hehe. Never heard of those before.

I believe Saddam got re-elected in 2002... <- not sarcasm

that's because he made sure the people who could vote him out were the minority... thus he had lots of subject for testing his weapons.

I just like the contradiction...
Everyone says Bush is stupid. a real moron...

Yet they all agree that he is smart enought not to steal one election... but TWO! :D :D

that's because he made sure the people who could vote him out were the minority... thus he had lots of subject for testing his weapons.

I just like the contradiction...
Everyone says Bush is stupid. a real moron...

Yet they all agree that he is smart enought not to steal one election... but TWO! :D :D

I don´t believe he stole this election, I believe he stole the first one, but this one was just an act of collective :headbang:

I don´t believe he stole this election, I believe he stole the first one, but this one was just an act of collective :headbang:

I don't think he stole any election... but man... the number of threads out there....

I don't think he stole any election... but man... the number of threads out there....
most from red arrow/mkultra, i love him let the bastard redhead stepchild i never got to beat but....

I don't think he stole any election... but man... the number of threads out there....

Most of them are saying that americans are idiot and not qualified enough to elect their own president. The only one saying that the election was stolen is MKULTRA, who is probably 4 years old...

I believe Saddam got re-elected in 2002... <- not sarcasm
in a single candidate election for Ba'ath party members only.

Most of them are saying that americans are idiot and not qualified enough to elect their own president. The only one saying that the election was stolen is MKULTRA, who is probably 4 years old...

i think he's around 17

in a single candidate election for Ba'ath party members only.

Wait... that means he came in last!!

Most of them are saying that americans are idiot and not qualified enough to elect their own president. The only one saying that the election was stolen is MKULTRA, who is probably 4 years old...

True I should've type Bitching and Moaning about Bush's victory... my bad. MKULTRA is 4... you give his emotional age that high?

True I should've type Bitching and Moaning about Bush's victory... my bad. MKULTRA is 4... you give his emotional age that high?
ra's not so bad, he's just a bit new to his political faith and therefore full of the zealous ernestness common in the newly converted.

ra's not so bad, he's just a bit new to his political faith and therefore full of the zealous ernestness common in the newly converted.

Urrgh!... you're making him sound like a Jehova's Witness.

No offense meant..