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We believe that he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot; but he wasn't our Messiah.

probably by the same ones who built the Pyramids and the Nazca lines.

I'll believe in him if he believes in me

Then what is the first page of the Robot Bible?

Lets me guess: In the Begining, God Created Robots. And he saw that the robots were good. :D

I believe Jesus was an intelligent socialist advocating reforms in society that badly needed to be made.

Not his fault if some people decided to write a book about his teachings, that so many people liked it that they created a religion out of it, and that it was so popular it ended up in the hands of people exploiting it for power and control over other people.

Robot Jesus was an all right guy, but he needed a bit more oil under his loin cloth.

Robot Jesus was an all right guy, but he needed a bit more oil under his loin cloth.

And a Faster CPU.

You people need to watch Futurama more often

And a Faster CPU.

And he wasn't water proof. He needed to walk ON the water...

And he wasn't water proof. He needed to walk ON the water...

But that´s why he walked on water, it´s his floating device preventing him from getting wet.

His back up system is awsome... JESUS SAVES.

Then what is the first page of the Robot Bible?

Lets me guess: In the Begining, God Created Robots. And he saw that the robots were good. :D

In the begining the hard drive was without content and unformatted, and the spirit of G-d moved across the circuitry.

And G-d said "let there be data." And there was data. And G-d seperated the ones from the zeros. And G-d called the ones and the zeros boolian hexidecimal numbers. And G-d saw that the boolian hexidecimal numbers were good.

And there was booting up, and there was shutting down. The first day.

And there was booting up, and there was shutting down. The first day.

Shouldn't it be "And G_d separated the Data and called it Partitions"

Shouldn't it be "And G_d separated the Data and called it Partitions"

So I am a false profit (sic). Stone me. :D

No wait... he did that on the second day... but yeah the hexis came on like the third day...

What you think Genisis had only one draft? :D

No, but then it's not like he can hit FORMAT c: /y

Don't worry, we'll get the... what are we going to call this anyway... done.

*cough*geeks*cough*

*cough*geeks*cough*

Everyone needs a hobby and I'm tired of Bush Bashing.

*cough*geeks*cough*
Geez, I like some cartoons (or at least ones with deep plots and characters) but some people have no life! (including some of my friends who are Family Guy nuts)

I guess that includes me; otherwise I wouldnt be here!

Geez, I like some cartoons (or at least ones with deep plots and characters)
Oh, so you watch Japanese Animation too?

Oh, so you watch Japanese Animation too?
Yeah, some.

I just did a long post on the Star Trek thread, so now when I see a reference to Robot Jesus all I can think of is Captain Kirk having a one-on-one rumble with the Son of God, fight-music trumpeting in the background...

'One called Kirk! Come unto me!' (Glowers eyes threateningly)

'Not on your life, you mechanical messiah!' (then launches into tirade about the innate superiority of flesh over plastic, and man's need to grow on his own terms, etc., etc., followed by a knock 'em down, drag 'em out fistfight, complete with stunt-doubles. Kirk wins or loses the fight depending on whether it happens shortly after the opening credits, or shortly before the end credits. Either way, it's stupid good robotic fun)

Blam blam! "Get 'im, Starbuck!"

"But can your modern science explain the workings of the robot soul?"
"YES! It's all on your circuit diagram, right here."
"I choose to believe what I was PROGRAMMED to believe!"

Lets say that Robot Jesus were to get into a fight with the Robot Santa and Robot Devil in a three way death match. Who would win?

Lets say that Robot Jesus were to get into a fight with the Robot Santa and Robot Devil in a three way death match. Who would win?
Zoidberg.

Now, would that be Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus?

Or were you simply referring to one of my old puppets that I barely used?

Now, would that be Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus?

Or were you simply referring to one of my old puppets that I barely used?
The former. Or Zoidberg in general: The poor fellow IS starved for attention. And food.

Originally Posted by Crabcake Baba Ganoush
Lets say that Robot Jesus were to get into a fight with the Robot Santa and Robot Devil in a three way death match. Who would win?


Zoidberg.

Robot Santa would win.
1. He always carries around a whole arsenal of guns in his bag.
2. He's got a flying sleigh
3. He shows mercy to no one but Zoidberg

We believe that he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot; but he wasn't our Messiah.

Does Robot Jesus believe in you?

Does Robot Jesus believe in you?
Of course he does.... meatbag.
"Bender, you're imagining things. You've drank too much.... or not enough. I can't remember how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drank exactly the right amount."

You people need to watch Futurama more often

and you may need to watch it LESS often (this comeing from a guy who has the 1st and 2nd box sets (wanting 3rd for christmas))

We believe that he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot; but he wasn't our Messiah.

Just think of the technological advances that would have occured over time if this was true. :p