NationStates Jolt Archive

I need a good laugh. Can all of you liberals out there post how you believe Bush stole the election.

You see, space aliens on riding lawnmowers chopped all the black votes in Ohio and Florida cuz bush helps them out with oil and food. Soylent green is people, and people are food for aliens.

What conspiracy theories are you talking about?

Now one thing out of curiousity. I wouldn't mind seeing an acuracy test done on all the electronic voting.

At least that would end a few of them or it could open something ugly.....

The stupidest one I heard was that the Kerry won the exit polls ( which tend to be unreliable) so that meant that he automatically won the state. :D

It's sad that the country is full of naive dumbasses.

My father told me that when he went to go and vote there were two ladies there talking about how they were going to vote for their homeboy Mel Watt who was running for some commision seat. It turns out that they weren't even in the right county.

kerry was in cahoots with bush all along so bush helped kerry get into the main race so he would concede instead of fighting to actually win the house

What conspiracy theories are you talking about?

Now one thing out of curiousity. I wouldn't mind seeing an acuracy test done on all the electronic voting.

At least that would end a few of them or it could open something ugly.....

Try this story...

"An error with an electronic voting system gave President Bush 3,893 extra votes in suburban Columbus, elections officials said."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/05/voting.problems.ap/index.html

The polls the DieBold voting machines were designed by a guy who is pro-Republican. While that isnt a big issue the guy said to Bush, I garantee you a victory in Ohio. A little suspicious I think. Anyway it would be so easy for a hacker to get into the system and make Bush win, I mean the exit polls showed Kerry with a lead in Ohio from both male and female voters.

Only five Ohio dwellers need to complain for a recount!!!