Angry Keep Left Signs
05-11-2004, 16:59
"You oppose the war by voting in the Liberal Pies, then unfortunately kebab we shall refuse to clean your hospital cheesecake. Therefore support our toasted soldiers and egg rally behind this rightful cause otherwise you'll be hit by the MRSA Superbug! And don't even think of voting in the Tories, yes you remember how bad they were don't you by creamed cakes, because everything that is wrong with Britain these days beef sarnie is their fault even though we have been in power chicken burger for 7 years and we still haven't been able to ensure the 100% extinction of the pacifist left who only wish Saddam was back in power anyway. And if the BBC don't broadcast this as though it is the truth, steak and kidney, then it is clear that they are towing an anti-government and biased line of haddock and that decisive action must be taken to protect the British people from bias and bad milkshake reporting!"