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http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/killerkitty.jpg

Al-Kitty terrorist takes aim...

OMG! \/\/H3R3 U F1NI) SuCI-I /\ 1337 I>1C???//

"When the Jones family lost their kitty, they never though to look in the book depository"

:confused:

:confused:

That directed at me?

No. At Foxx.

Is this like a very common pic or something?

"taste hot .02 lead Georgie boy!!!"

Mister Whisker is finally fed up with everyone loving on the family dog. n

Edit: Oh, I see. Well, Clonetopia's was still a reference to the JFK assassination, I think.

No. At Foxx.

Is this like a very common pic or something?This is only the most popular picture on the internet. It's about 3 years old and it has been posted on every internet forum that has existed within this time period. Have you never seen it before?

If you answered yes to the previous question then, where the fuck is that rock you've been hiding under located?

"I told you to get fucking Whiskers"

(Not sure if not non-Brits will get this.)

This is only the most popular picture on the internet. It's about 3 years old and it has been posted on every internet forum that has existed within this time period. Have you never seen it before?

If you answered yes to the previous question then, where the fuck is that rock you've been hiding under located?

Nope. Never seen it. I don't want to tell you where the rock is because I keep my rare underwear collection there. :p

New reporter: when little kittens grow up to be evil cats.... stay tuned for more! but now we must go on to a break! :sniper:

'PhEaR_ThIs_118' was such an AWP whore, his cat took it up.

or,

Even Cats AWP whore.

Here's a funny (& slightly disturbing) video: http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

"Take that, Mouseama!"

Here's a funny (& slightly disturbing) video: http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

As funny and disturbing as it may be... what does that have to do with the topic? Just wondering...

As funny and disturbing as it may be... what does that have to do with the topic? Just wondering...

It has to do with people said that the kitten picture was old, so I thought I would show them something a bit different.

His landlord is quoted as stating "he was always very quiet. He only went out to play dungeons and dragons,and to go to star trek conventions."

Movie title: "Enemy at the Kitty-door"

Here's a funny (& slightly disturbing) video: http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg
Slightly disturbing?

Slightly disturbing?

Are you saying that it's not at all disturbing, or that it's more than slightly disturbing?

"I am soooooo leet."

"When the Jones family lost their kitty, they never though to look in the book depository"

I second this one. Very Far Side.

Here's a funny (& slightly disturbing) video: http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers... Developers deVELopers de...

I second this one. Very Far Side.

Yep. It's pretty good.

After countless failed attempts, Tom hires an assistant to take care of the problem that he’s been having with Jerry.

After countless failed attempts, Tom hires an assistant to take care of the problem that he’s been having with Jerry.

Hehehe. :)

http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/killerkitty.jpg

Al-Kitty terrorist takes aim...

After weeks of being chased and bullied, Whiskers decided to do something about Rover, the neighbor's poodle.

Footage has just been released that it wasn't Harvey Lee Oswald....

Footage has just been released that it wasn't Harvey Lee Oswald....

Hmmm, I prefer the subtlety of my version.

Hmmm, I prefer the subtlety of my version.

Yea, yours was better. I just ran out of ideas.

"I don't know how Ashcroft caught on to us, but it won't matter now."

"You're doing so much better than the others, Stu." (Only funny if you've seen Phone Booth)

Although they could not vote, the Democrats quickly realized the genius of catering to small kittens in the event of their loss.

Who does she think she is? She comes in blabbing about chicken of the sea, (or is it tuna?) and now I have to eat that crap when Starkist tuna is so much better.

Although they could not vote, the Democrats quickly realized the genius of catering to small kittens in the event of their loss.

Damn you figure out our plans, ah well its on to the cute puppies!

"DeMint finally gives the word for his "final solution" regarding Tenenbaum."
or

A little known fact: Riding alongside John and Jackie in the backseat of the car was world-famous celebrity: Lassie.

Mr.Fluffles was a bad shot.

Kitty's got a gun
Kitty's got a gun
His scratching post is no fun
It's so ragged its undone
What are you gonna do?
'Cause kitty's got his eye on you.
They say when Kitty was arrested
they found it underneath a train
But man it had it comin'
Now that Kitty's got a gun
he ain't ever gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Kitty's got a gun
Kitty's got a gun
His scratching post is no fun
It's so ragged its undone
What are you gonna do?
'Cause kitty's got his eye on you.
They say when Kitty was arrested
they found it underneath a train
But man it had it comin'
Now that Kitty's got a gun
he ain't ever gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

LOL!

Kitty's got a gun
Kitty's got a gun
His scratching post is no fun
It's so ragged its undone
What are you gonna do?
'Cause kitty's got his eye on you.
They say when Kitty was arrested
they found it underneath a train
But man it had it comin'
Now that Kitty's got a gun
he ain't ever gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Yeah, that is pretty good.

"My God, these stupid humans always put me in the weirdest positions."

You . . . never. . .show. . .me . . .love. . .anymore (in a very whiny almost crying voice)

Time for a new one:

http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/stinky.jpg

Dah! Look at me! I'm George W. Hitler! Duhhh!

http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/stinky.jpg

DAMN! These people stink! :rolleyes:

"Ugh. My allergies always kick in when he wears those Calvin Klein colognes."