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:eek: Whats all this I hear about George W Bush having a man date?
When the Republicans gave their victory speech yesterday, I heard Vice-President Dick Cheney say that George Bush has a man date. I thought that he was happily married to First Lady Laura Bush. And why now does he want a date with a man? Anyway its just so confusing! Any thoughts from you guys? :fluffle:

That would be "mandate" an agenda. ;) you just misunderstood, that's all.

Lololol

Yes...he has a mandate with Dick Cheney.

Yes...he has a mandate with Dick Cheney.
lol

Yes...he has a mandate with Dick Cheney.
With that man, nothing would surprise me.

hahaha...oh wow...you guys are so gosh-darn funny

*rolls eyes*

grow up

I wish it were true...no doubt George'd feel all messed up about it afterward. Oh to be a fly on the wall...

“and in a surprise decision bush backs gay marriages”

That man date must have convinced him

hahaha...oh wow...you guys are so gosh-darn funny

*rolls eyes*

grow up

Oh, take a fucking joke dude.

You have to admit that that's pretty amusing.

Breaking news! George Bush has a man date with his sock puppet! That's right, Dick Cheney. With condaleeza watching. eww

*throws up violently in a corner*

and colin powell (shudders) videoing it all

*dry retches as the poor boy's mind goes into overload*

*thud*

Oh, take a fucking joke dude.

You have to admit that that's pretty amusing.


Even more so because of his harsh views on gay marriage :-D

ROFLMAO!!! You guys are nuts! LOL!

Even more so because of his harsh views on gay marriage :-D

*wakes up*

yes

*collapses in disgust of previous thoughts*

ROFLMAO!!! You guys are nuts! LOL!
Why didn't you notice this in the first place? :p

Maybe his man date is with Kerry?

LMOA!!!
the downside is that i'll have that digusting picture stuck in my head all day....-___-``

At least your mind doesn't naturally work like that. I have to deal with thoughts like that all day.

I think, that I have decided, to go mad

Breaking news! George Bush has a man date with his sock puppet! That's right, Dick Cheney. With condaleeza watching. eww

*throws up violently in a corner*

and colin powell (shudders) videoing it all

*dry retches as the poor boy's mind goes into overload*

*thud*

ROFLMAO!

ROFLMAO!

Thankyou kind sir. Stay tuned for mor disgusting unintentional thoughts from the tribes of longton. The next one may involve a sheep! :(

Thankyou kind sir. Stay tuned for mor disgusting unintentional thoughts from the tribes of longton. The next one may involve a sheep! :(

I got it, Bush and Bin Laden on a double date. One has a woman and the other has a sheep! Which one will it be???

I got it, Bush and Bin Laden on a double date. One has a woman and the other has a sheep! Which one will it be???

Neither! They both have a gorillagram to play with


Poor sod in the gorilla outfit, he just never saw the cucumber surprise coming

Neither! They both have a gorillagram to play with


Poor sod in the gorilla outfit, he just never saw the cucumber surprise coming

Poor Sod indeed.

Did you know that Bush's ultimate fantasy is to shove giant pretzels in peoples faces and scream, "See how you eat the most difficult of snacks to swallow! Huh!"

With that man, nothing would surprise me.


Yup, and think about it...The man's name is "Bush" and his vice president's called "Dick". And not to mention "Colon"..... :eek:

Yup, and think about it...The man's name is "Bush" and his vice president's called "Dick". And not to mention "Colon"..... :eek:
Ah, so much innuendo, so little time.

Join the society of The Erotic Time Travels of Bush! (not real, don't eject me)

Ah, so much innuendo, so little time.

Join the society of The Erotic Time Travels of Bush! (not real, don't eject me)

You won't get deleted. Just don't put any excerpts up here and you're fine.

You won't get deleted. Just don't put any excerpts up here and you're fine.

I don't plan to. Some of it disturbs even the most twisted sadist