NationStates Jolt Archive

Are you pissed off at the election?
Are you starting to question the electoral process?
Have you been questioning the electoral process?
Do you think that politicians are nothing but liars?
Do you think that politicians are nothing but suck ups?
Do you want a leader who isn’t just a puppet of their political party whose only agenda is to gain power for their party?
Do you want a leader who doesn’t surround himself with a bunch of brown nosing yes men?
Do you want a leader who will first take council with people who have opposing views before making major decisions?
Do you want a leader honest enough to tell his girlfriend that it’s not the cloths that are making her butt look big?
Do you want a leader who will believes that so long as an activity doesn’t interfere with anybody else, than that activity should be legal?
Do you want some candy?


If you answered yes to any of these questions than please consider the possibility of me becoming your Overlord. I thank you for your time.

*Bows and leaves*

ok, so youre my overlord...

what now?

Beans!

Yours,
Mr. Luxury Yacht (It is spelt Luxury Yacht but is actually pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove)

Do you want a leader honest enough to tell his girlfriend that it’s not the cloths that are making her butt look big?
Dude that wouldnt make the leader honest, it would make the leader dumb and it would make the leader sleep on the couch.

Dude that wouldnt make the leader honest, it would make the leader dumb and it would make the leader sleep on the couch.

or the leader may find oneself sleeping off the enormous amount of damage to the leader's head when the girlfriend threw shit at him

or the leader may find oneself sleeping off the enormous amount of damage to the leader's head when the girlfriend threw shit at him
Yah my point exactly

Dude that wouldnt make the leader honest, it would make the leader dumb and it would make the leader sleep on the couch.
Bah, usually when they get to know me they don't bother asking that question and others like it anyways. But early in a relationship when the question is asked I've gotten around trouble before.

fine you're my overlord.. therefore some sort of politician you lying scum-bag! :mad: hahaha

Wow, that last question just read my mind.

Uhmmm, insert Bump here?

Uhmmm, insert Bump here?

Bump

If I address you as 'Overlord' do I get some candy?

Can I have my candy now, Overlord?

Crabs for overlord!

Nobody gets their candy until I become Supreme Overlord of the entire planet. Or until I cave in and just dish out the candy. Whichever one comes first.

Crabs for overlord!

ROFLMAO! That what Las Vegas will do to you! :fluffle:

Nobody gets their candy until I become Supreme Overlord of the entire planet. Or until I cave in and just dish out the candy. Whichever one comes first.

*Begins rhythmic chanting*

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Or become supreme overlord quickly. I hunger and yearn for my candy :p

Are you socialist? If not, then Kryo declines to have Crabs as the overlord.

Overlord, we need candy! I've depleted my Halloween stash! Cave in! Cave in! [[starts chanting]]

Already got one overlord, why take on another?

Overlord, we need candy! I've depleted my Halloween stash! Cave in! Cave in! [[starts chanting]]

Join my chanting en masse! He will only cave quicker! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in! Cave in!

Or give us candy!

You've all chanting the wrong chant if you want me to cave in.

You've all chanting the wrong chant if you want me to cave in.

Then what chant should we be chanting?

If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you If you don't give us candy we'll all fucking kill you

How about that? (joke)

Then what chant should we be chanting?
That's your job to figure out. I have world dominating plans to draw up, generals to hire, consorts to find, laws to make. Being an Overlord ain’t easy you know.

If you don't give us candy I'll steal your plans and give them to President Bush to use for his own evil purposes.

Yes, I would sell our souls for candy.

If you don't give us candy I'll steal your plans and give them to President Bush to use for his own evil purposes.

Yes, I would sell our souls for candy.

Try saying candyman a few times.


Mwah hah, ha ha!

If you don't give us candy I'll steal your plans and give them to President Bush to use for his own evil purposes.

Yes, I would sell our souls for candy.
Good luck getting past security.

Good luck getting past security.

Are you kidding? Bush has a direct line o the oval office for people who bring delicious candy!

Yummsies! :D

Are you socialist? If not, then Kryo declines to have Crabs as the overlord.
If I become Overlord, you won't have much of a choice Mwahahahahahahahaha.

Are you kidding? Bush has a direct line o the oval office for people who bring delicious candy!

Yummsies! :D
I was talking about my security. My security far surpasses that of the Presidents.

I was talking about my security. My security far surpasses that of the Presidents.

Ah, but we shall bribe your security with the promise of candy. It's a win win!

Ah, but we shall bribe your security with the promise of candy. It's a win win!
Considering that my security mostly consists of booby traps, mine fields, and guard Gators. And then of course there is the mysterious glowing orb.

Considering that my security mostly consists of booby traps, mine fields, and guard Gators. And then of course there is the mysterious glowing orb.

Well I definitely know the orb is susceptible to candy. Bit of a liquorice whip kinda guy. The gators can be distracted with flailing wounded members of the raiding party. And we'll throw the dead on the booby traps, so they may pave the way to victory!

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have some plotting to do.

is the mysterious glowing orb like the big inflatable thing in the Prisoner? Or like a miniature sun?

Well I definitely know the orb is susceptible to candy. Bit of a liquorice whip kinda guy. The gators can be distracted with flailing wounded members of the raiding party. And we'll throw the dead on the booby traps, so they may pave the way to victory!
Well if you think that will help…

Mwahahahahahahahahaha
Ok, now it’s time for plotting.

fair enough. byeeeee

is the mysterious glowing orb like the big inflatable thing in the Prisoner? Or like a miniature sun?
Not even close.

Ok serious now. It's time for me to start plotting.