NationStates Jolt Archive


Caption competition 2.0

The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 15:04
Caption 1.

http://www.exego.net/notes/eitan/user/George%20Bush%201.JPG

My answer: "Wow! I can see a Rhino... a Donkey... and Elephant..."

Capton 2.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg

My answer: "I win! Lets get drunk!"

Caption 3.

http://www.shatnerology.com/image/toupee.jpg

My answer: Kerry to edwards: "Thats the last time I use the 'better hair' approach. Next time we'll take it by force like I said!"

Caption 4.

http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

My answer: "Is this the way to the Job center?"

Final-caption 5.

http://www.pitt.edu/~rajgopal/chimp.gif

My answer: "Mr. President... we have work to do. you can think later."
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 15:08
:p
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 15:19
:p

:rolleyes:
Jeruselem
04-11-2004, 15:24
Caption 1: Bush joins in the search for Iraq's WMD stockpiles. None found.
Caption 2: Yeah Dick, it's your shout at the bar
Caption 3: We'll be back. Us Democrats will attempt world domination in 2008. Earthlings be warned!
Caption 4: He made this wig!
Caption 5: That's not George! Look he's thinking.
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 15:31
:)
I V Stalin
04-11-2004, 15:40
1. "I see no WMDs" (/Nelson)
2. "How many beers have you had, George?"
3. The future of hair replacement technology...if the Democrats get their way.
4. "See over there? That's Ohio. I'm gonna win that state!"
5. After tricking the American voters into electing Bush, Bongo wondered how he could win Blair the British election.
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 15:43
:D
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 16:16
Rar
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 16:27
Caption 4.

http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

See my finger? it points!
Refused Party Program
04-11-2004, 17:06
http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

"Yo..yo...demXcore represent."
Legless Pirates
04-11-2004, 17:07
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg

"Thumb. D-U-M-B"
The Imperial Navy
04-11-2004, 17:08
that screen is a dog with it's head in a computer.

EDIT: Odd... it's working now.
Sdaeriji
04-11-2004, 17:13
http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

Hey, Bob Dole, look what I can do!
Dantek Enterprises
04-11-2004, 17:15
1. wow, hoola girls.
2. I love hoola girls!
3. check those hoola girls!
4. hey, have ya seen those hoola girls.
5. I wonder if I could be a hoola girl?
The Imperial Navy
05-11-2004, 12:41
Capton 2.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg

"Mr president. Please stop taunting the Deportees."
Sussudio
05-11-2004, 12:45
1. wow, hoola girls.
2. I love hoola girls!
3. check those hoola girls!
4. hey, have ya seen those hoola girls.
5. I wonder if I could be a hoola girl?

Ha! Hoola girls.
The Imperial Navy
05-11-2004, 12:48
Caption 1.

http://www.exego.net/notes/eitan/user/George%20Bush%201.JPG

"My Binoculars are broken. buy me new ones!"
Sanctaphrax
05-11-2004, 12:51
1) I saw those WMD's just this morning, how have I lost them already?
2) Hey mum, look, i'm on TV!
5) Bush's elecution teacher.
Texan Hotrodders
05-11-2004, 12:55
Caption 1.

http://www.exego.net/notes/eitan/user/George%20Bush%201.JPG

My answer: "Hey, these aren't very good night vision goggles..."

Capton 2.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg

My answer: "Bush shows support for troops, says up yours"

Caption 3.

http://www.shatnerology.com/image/toupee.jpg

My answer: "Why the hell are we wearing togas?"

Caption 4.

http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

My answer: "Dear God, is it hot in here or what?"

Final-caption 5.

http://www.pitt.edu/~rajgopal/chimp.gif

My answer: Cheney to Bush: "George, stop monkeying around..."
Crimmond
05-11-2004, 13:03
1: "Is this the Fog of War that I heard about?"
2: "You think the French hated me before, wait 'till you see this term!"
3: "Aw, damn... Donald Trump still has us beat!"
4: "Welp, back to my day job as Mcgruff."
5: "Look! Ross Perot!"
JuNii
05-11-2004, 13:25
Caption 1.

http://www.exego.net/notes/eitan/user/George%20Bush%201.JPG

"My viewmaster's not working propely..."

Capton 2.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg

"See I learned to count to one."

Caption 3.

http://www.shatnerology.com/image/toupee.jpg

"Not only are we Customers of Shatner's hair growth for Life Forms, We bought the company."

Caption 4.

http://www.nrk.no/img/346730.jpeg

"Now, I just slide this stolen pen into my shirt pocket and calmly walk... oh Crap! is that a camera?"

Final-caption 5.

http://www.pitt.edu/~rajgopal/chimp.gif

"Hmmm, Planet of the Apes was a bust... I need some Oscar winners before I can become Govenor of Californa."

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Angry Keep Left Signs
05-11-2004, 13:38
Capton 2.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/23/NYHETER-23s14-bush-13.jpg


Unlike Kerry, I'm hung like a baboon!