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Worldwide Election Results *JOKE*

Erastide
04-11-2004, 07:00
So.... MAINLY FOR LAUGHS! (ie non-scientific, non-defended, don't even bother trying to argue the point)

Worldwide Election Results for Bush vs. Kerry, located here:
http://www.ishkur.com/editorials/kerrywins01.jpg

This is someone's personal creation. But I personally found it really amusing. Saudi Arabia and Poland (never forget it! :D) are for Bush. The rest of the world, all blue.

Did that make everyone feel a little bit better? :p Or at least startle a laugh out of you?

So last words.... PLEASE DON'T TURN THIS INTO A FLAMEWAR. Want to comment on the humor? Good. Comment on the political nature of it? Not so good. Thanks! :)
Jayzer
04-11-2004, 07:03
I think you will find that Australia should be Red.
Monkeypimp
04-11-2004, 07:06
Is that Uruguay?
DeaconDave
04-11-2004, 07:08
Yes.
Fugee-La
04-11-2004, 07:10
I think you will find that Australia should be Red.

Not according to the polls shown recently, if you want I can try to dig them up... might be a bit of work but I can try.
Hesparia
04-11-2004, 07:13
I think there should be a small speck of red in the middle of Rome. Or maybe grey. But certainly not blue, no offense to Democrats. ;)
Queensland Ontario
04-11-2004, 07:17
It figures Alberta would go for bush, they are the seat of conservative power in Canada. Ralph Klien and Steven Harper are canadas biggest conservatives and their smack dab in the middle of alberta. Given the choice between harper and bush i'd choose bush any day.
Jayzer
04-11-2004, 07:21
Not according to the polls shown recently, if you want I can try to dig them up... might be a bit of work but I can try.

No need, I'll take your word on it... Anyway I'm sure there will be a few polls on it during the course of the next few days.
Nazbeckistan
04-11-2004, 07:24
There should be a little red dot on Australia for Canberra...and little red dots scattered through Iraq.
What about the United Kingdom? What's the opinion over there?
Stalankia
04-11-2004, 07:54
There should be a little red dot on Australia for Canberra...and little red dots scattered through Iraq.
What about the United Kingdom? What's the opinion over there?

I think that John Howard's red dot would be bright enough to illuminate the whole continent in his red glow.
Catholic Germany
04-11-2004, 07:57
LOL that is rich. It reminds me of Futurama. Remember in the year 3000 the entire world is under one government. So yea.
Pepe Dominguez
04-11-2004, 08:03
LOL that is rich. It reminds me of Futurama. Remember in the year 3000 the entire world is under one government. So yea.

One day.... muahahahaaa.. ;)
Kellarly
04-11-2004, 08:49
There should be a little red dot on Australia for Canberra...and little red dots scattered through Iraq.
What about the United Kingdom? What's the opinion over there?

In the UK i think it would go for kerry to be honest, despite Tony's friendship with him, but thats just a guess.
Erastide
04-11-2004, 14:55
There should be a little red dot on Australia for Canberra...and little red dots scattered through Iraq.
What about the United Kingdom? What's the opinion over there?

Hmmm... let's poll every person in the world and make a map based off of that?

Let's see...assuming a 7 billion world population where ~1/2 would actually respond to a poll or vote....

2 billion: Kerry
0.5 billion: Bush
1 billion: Who's Bush or Kerry?

Actually maybe Bush should be even lower. But then I'd have more decimals to deal with. :D

We could create patterns on the globe! Have people line up and make designs. :p
Yammo
04-11-2004, 14:59
Actually, parts of Australia would be Bush (N. Queensland, North and Western Sydney, etc.)