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WHy must people take everything so seriously? Seriousness should be shown with action.

If you're here posting your opinion while you sit in front of your computer in your nice cozy warm abode, drinking a Mountain Dew and munching on a HoHo, then you have no business being this serious about anything.

I suggest that everybody here do one of the following things:

A) Look down and talk to your genitals for ten seconds. Preferably in a made-up language
B) Try to balance an egg on your nose.
C) Put one finger in every hole in your head at the same time(that would be seven, but be careful with your eyeballs)
D) Stick whatever you're eating while you're reading this into your pants
E) Try to type 'manicotti' with your elbows.
F) Put a dab of vaseline between your big and index toes.


Feel free to try more than one of these things if you want.

I agree. The world needs more pointless fun.

My eyeballs hurt!

manicotti. And I didn't cheat!

I agree. The world needs more pointless fun.

C: My eyeballs hurt!

It'll pass in time. :) Unless you weren't careful.

manicotti

There, wasn't so hard. I'm having trouble with that egg one though, and my genitals only speak Spanish (and I don't, which leads to trouble sometimes).

manicotti

There, wasn't so hard. I'm having trouble with that egg one though, and my genitals only speak Spanish (and I don't, which leads to trouble sometimes).

You can learn a lot from your genitals. *nod*

For instance, just earlier today, I learned where excess lint my navel doesn't collect goes. It ends up on the tip of my penis to make my urine stream shoot off in unexpected directions.

For instance, just earlier today, I learned where excess lint my navel doesn't collect goes. It ends up on the tip of my penis to make my urine stream shoot off in unexpected directions.
Penis lint? Maybe you should go see a doctor, that shit's not kosher.

WHy must people take everything so seriously? Seriousness should be shown with action.

If you're here posting your opinion while you sit in front of your computer in your nice cozy warm abode, drinking a Mountain Dew and munching on a HoHo, then you have no business being this serious about anything.

I suggest that everybody here do one of the following things:

A) Look down and talk to your genitals for ten seconds. Preferably in a made-up language
B) Try to balance an egg on your nose.
C) Put one finger in every hole in your head at the same time(that would be seven, but be careful with your eyeballs)
D) Stick whatever you're eating while you're reading this into your pants
E) Try to type 'manicotti' with your elbows.
F) Put a dab of vaseline between your big and index toes.


Feel free to try more than one of these things if you want.

Hear hear..!

Or,... hair,.. hair,.. vaseline..!?

WHy must people take everything so seriously? Seriousness should be shown with action.

If you're here posting your opinion while you sit in front of your computer in your nice cozy warm abode, drinking a Mountain Dew and munching on a HoHo, then you have no business being this serious about anything.

I suggest that everybody here do one of the following things:

A) Look down and talk to your genitals for ten seconds. Preferably in a made-up language
B) Try to balance an egg on your nose.
C) Put one finger in every hole in your head at the same time(that would be seven, but be careful with your eyeballs)
D) Stick whatever you're eating while you're reading this into your pants
E) Try to type 'manicotti' with your elbows.
F) Put a dab of vaseline between your big and index toes.


Feel free to try more than one of these things if you want.
I usually dont agree with you.
However after a far too brief discussion with my penis I am convinced that on this matter you are correct.

This was so not cool. I was eating soup.

Penis lint? Maybe you should go see a doctor, that shit's not kosher.

Do you think I can get a rabbi to bless it?

This was so not cool. I was eating soup.

LOL! YAY SOUP! :D

manmicopttyi

bugger :(

mjkaqbnhjikxoiptr5yt6u7

Yay! Manacoti! :cool:

I will speak in leet to make me sound silly:

OMFG bu$|-| |5 t3h pr35id3/\/7 4 4/\/07h3r 4 yeerz!

I will speak in leet to make me sound silly:

OMFG bu$|-| |5 t3h pr35id3/\/7 4 4/\/07h3r 4 yeerz!

There's a fine line between silly and dumb. ;)

1337 rules you f00s. Me+mygenitals= :fluffle:

10,000 posts from now, I will show you this first post and you will blush. ;)

For instance, just earlier today, I learned where excess lint my navel doesn't collect goes. It ends up on the tip of my penis to make my urine stream shoot off in unexpected directions. :eek:
welcome to the world of the female

:eek:
welcome to the world of the female

Heh. Most females think we just have bad aim. We actually have very good aim. We just forget to clear the nozzle of debris first.

ewww one would think that a piece of errm equipment so obviously highly prized among said males would be kept up. waxed and polished like a prized vehicle.... LOL anyways Im embarassing myself

Heh. Most females think we just have bad aim. We actually have very good aim. We just forget to clear the nozzle of debris first.
Oh God....

You know, guys, it is really kinda embarrassing to sit there, try and take a leak, and watch your urine shoot off sideways on the wall...

By the way, I wonder how long before this thread gets locked for being spam...

This reminds me of a joke. OK, Mickey looks out his window and sees that someone has written "Mickey Sucks!" In the snow. He calls the cops, who come and take a sample. An officer comes up to him the next day and says "Well, I have bad news and worse news." Mickey asks what it is. The officer says " Well, the bad news is that its Goofy's urine." So Mickey asks what the worse news is. "Well, the worse news is that its Minnie's handwriting!"

Oh God....

You know, guys, it is really kinda embarrassing to sit there, try and take a leak, and watch your urine shoot off sideways on the wall...

By the way, I wonder how long before this thread gets locked for being spam...

You would be surprised how rarely my threads get locked. Most of the mods know by now that I'm here to entertain, not to babble. But sometimes you have to cross the line so you can know exactly where it is. ;)

ewww one would think that a piece of errm equipment so obviously highly prized among said males would be kept up. waxed and polished like a prized vehicle.... LOL anyways Im embarassing myself

Actually, I tend to take it for granted until I'm ready to use it.

Maybe I'm the weird one. :eek:

This was so not cool. I was eating soup.

think about what it was like for me

chilli

think about what it was like for me

chilli

Was it spicy?

WHy must people take everything so seriously? Seriousness should be shown with action.

If you're here posting your opinion while you sit in front of your computer in your nice cozy warm abode, drinking a Mountain Dew and munching on a HoHo, then you have no business being this serious about anything.

I suggest that everybody here do one of the following things:

A) Look down and talk to your genitals for ten seconds. Preferably in a made-up language
B) Try to balance an egg on your nose.
C) Put one finger in every hole in your head at the same time(that would be seven, but be careful with your eyeballs)
D) Stick whatever you're eating while you're reading this into your pants
E) Try to type 'manicotti' with your elbows.
F) Put a dab of vaseline between your big and index toes.


Feel free to try more than one of these things if you want.


shit man thats good stuff. ive done everything but the egg(we dont have any) and the vaseline so far(my brother has gone to get some.)i was actually drinking a mtn dew and my ex that im talking to is sort of a hoho, thats kind of wierd. i wasnt eating anything so i had to sort of improvise on D, i just put an ice cube from the dew in my pants and now my cock is getting mighty cold. is it cheating if i messed up and backspaced with my elbows? i put alot of work into it. oh yeah and my brother drank from my dew cup like a dog while i was talking to my genitals in quasi-arabic. silliness is so underrated. i have alot of respect for you, whoever you are.

Have you ever wonder why dogs shake their legs when you rub their tummy? What are they saying it tickles? Do they want us to stop? and my penis can't answear this for me!!! Also I need to take my penis in for a hair cut.

shit man thats good stuff. ive done everything but the egg(we dont have any) and the vaseline so far(my brother has gone to get some.)i was actually drinking a mtn dew and my ex that im talking to is sort of a hoho, thats kind of wierd. i wasnt eating anything so i had to sort of improvise on D, i just put an ice cube from the dew in my pants and now my cock is getting mighty cold. is it cheating if i messed up and backspaced with my elbows? i put alot of work into it. oh yeah and my brother drank from my dew cup like a dog while i was talking to my genitals in quasi-arabic. silliness is so underrated. i have alot of respect for you, whoever you are.

:) Just doing my part to make the world a better place. :)

I agree. The world needs more pointless fun.

My eyeballs hurt!

manicotti. And I didn't cheat!

manicotti

Neither did I.

:) Just doing my part to make the world a better place. :)


yeah...move over iraq, here comes world peace! all you need is vaseline, an egg, and an imagination, lol.

my friend and i play a game where we go "blahalbadklabuablahblahbligblooblylba" for as long as possible, and whoever stops first loses. its awesome. in public, people just break out in laughter, and sometimes try to kick us. once i won because he said,"hey watch it asshole!" it was fun.

If Hamas and Israel did that to resolve their dispute, there'd be a lot less dead people.

Laughter can save lives.

WHy must people take everything so seriously? Seriousness should be shown with action.

If you're here posting your opinion while you sit in front of your computer in your nice cozy warm abode, drinking a Mountain Dew and munching on a HoHo, then you have no business being this serious about anything.

I suggest that everybody here do one of the following things:

A) Look down and talk to your genitals for ten seconds. Preferably in a made-up language
B) Try to balance an egg on your nose.
C) Put one finger in every hole in your head at the same time(that would be seven, but be careful with your eyeballs)
D) Stick whatever you're eating while you're reading this into your pants
E) Try to type 'manicotti' with your elbows.
F) Put a dab of vaseline between your big and index toes.


Feel free to try more than one of these things if you want.


I've sworn a vow against fun, because that's all Bush did in college and look how he turned out.

[color=white]Yes, I'm making fun of the people who will doubtlessly show up[/white]

Bah! He has forsaken those ways! He is lost to us! Do not turn out like him and forsake the ways of mischief!

Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny!

This is soooo cool... m,sanivcopyttyio... welll i tried at least... all the other forums are so sensible and serious and theyr ok sumtime, but the worlds so much mor fun when ur silly sumtimes :D

Few other forums get the benefit of me. And no other forum enjoys so much of me. :D

A) not now, i just got dressed. i'll do it later tonight after the dance.
B) but my chicken worked so hard trying to lay it... okay fine, i'm too lazy to clean up the mess that would certainly ensue
C) hmm... *tries* yay i did it!
D) I'm not eating anything right now... too bad that would have been fun
E) m anicotti hey i managed to do that pretty good!
F) ewww i hate vaseline!

a) ASL... but it kept looking away so I had to keep slapping it so it paid attention.
b) Hard boiled? yes Raw? not yet.
c) Not so hard... been doing it for years.
d) OOOOWWWW, I was sucking on a hard candy... now it's stuck...
e) manicotti and again with my noise manicott5i (damn. the glasses got in the way)
f) OWwww... Ohhhhhh... OW... Ohhhhhh... No Vasiline... substituted with ICY HOT.

This is what happens:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371568

...locked after only 11 posts. :(

This is what happens:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371568

...locked after only 11 posts. :(
But that was... ironic? :)

Penis lint? Maybe you should go see a doctor, that shit's not kosher.

So don't eat it! :D

So don't eat it! :D"Thank you for that image johnny"
:headbang:
:headbang:
:headbang:
:headbang:
:headbang:
:headbang:
There Head gone but got now I've a huge imageache think I'll down lie now.

[thunk]

But that was... ironic? :)

"Oh!! :eek: Think of the IRONY!!"

- H. Simpson

try this one. Cross your hands on the key board. Left hand on the right side and right hand on the left side. And type the following sentence without looking at the keyboard and as fast as you can.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

[aouqw.s moez ;en;qzrol e op[aodjmqle'k

try this one. Cross your hands on the key board. Left hand on the right side and right hand on the left side. And type the following sentence without looking at the keyboard and as fast as you can.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

[aouqw.s moez ;en;qzrol e op[aodjmqle'k

Not until you *gasp* think of the *choke* IRONY!