NationStates Jolt Archive


Attention Hackers!

Soviet Narco State
03-11-2004, 23:21
For the love of God computer hackers, you create computer viruses that cause billions in damage, and you tell me that you can't hack into those electronic voting machines and rigg the election for Kerry? Why!?? What were you doing on election day, watching Spoonge bob square pants?!? Hackers, get it together and make sure the American electorate makes the "correct" decision in 2008!
Opal Isle
03-11-2004, 23:28
Eh..."fixing" the election machines would require a lot of ninja skills too, as they're not on a global network...what the Internet is...

Besides, the reason virii (I think that's the correct plural) is to demonstrate to Microsoft the flaws in their program. Then skript kiddis take the virus and use it to steal your credit card number and such.
Tactical Grace
03-11-2004, 23:28
LOL, maybe hackers tend to be Republicans?

Or maybe if you spend your life in front of a computer tinkering with code, you are not inclined to get passionate about politics.
Opal Isle
03-11-2004, 23:29
Besides, not a ton of people voted electronically.
Neo Alansyism
03-11-2004, 23:39
They're good hackers too, the term actually used to be associated with programmers. For example I'm a kernel hacker. That means I mess with OS code.
Kwaswhakistan
03-11-2004, 23:54
not all hackers are out to destroy..... in fact, most aren't... the damn script kiddies give hackers a really bad name though
Bozzy
04-11-2004, 00:09
For the love of God computer hackers, you create computer viruses that cause billions in damage, and you tell me that you can't hack into those electronic voting machines and rigg the election for Kerry? Why!?? What were you doing on election day, watching Spoonge bob square pants?!? Hackers, get it together and make sure the American electorate makes the "correct" decision in 2008!
See, even hackers have more integrity than liberals.
Neo Alansyism
04-11-2004, 00:41
See, even hackers have more integrity than liberals.


I'm a hacker and a liberal
Bozzy
04-11-2004, 03:42
then my jest is lost on you, but anyone else could see the humor that your post provided. Thanks.
Unfree People
04-11-2004, 03:48
Besides, the reason virii (I think that's the correct plural)It's viri. Just two 'i's.
Benvolent Fascism
04-11-2004, 03:58
No it's viruses
Right thinking whites
04-11-2004, 03:59
I'm a hacker and a liberal
so sorry
Queensland Ontario
04-11-2004, 04:00
For the love of God computer hackers, you create computer viruses that cause billions in damage, and you tell me that you can't hack into those electronic voting machines and rigg the election for Kerry? Why!?? What were you doing on election day, watching Spoonge bob square pants?!? Hackers, get it together and make sure the American electorate makes the "correct" decision in 2008!

If you just set aside what people acually want, and subsittute what you mant, that makes you worse than bush in anyones opion.Nice try hitler
Soviet Narco State
04-11-2004, 04:19
If you just set aside what people acually want, and subsittute what you mant, that makes you worse than bush in anyones opion.Nice try hitler
Hitler came to power through the ballot box. I don't mind insults but hitler and nazi are pretty much overused. How bout next time you call me Grand Marshall Tito, or Fahd bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud.
Waynesburg
04-11-2004, 04:20
Are you promoting illegal activities?
Soviet Narco State
04-11-2004, 05:21
Are you promoting illegal activities?
Umm.. Well I thought I was pretty explicit about it.
Superpower07
04-11-2004, 05:24
Down with teh H4x0rz!
Hesparia
04-11-2004, 05:28
No it's viruses

It's definatly viri. I've studied latin for 3 years now, and that's where english gos most of it's language from.
Los Banditos
04-11-2004, 05:31
I think it is vireces.
Yurajew
04-11-2004, 05:33
http://www.cknow.com/vtutor/vtplural.htm
Look, you're both right.
UpwardThrust
04-11-2004, 05:36
For the love of God computer hackers, you create computer virii that cause billions in damage, and you tell me that you can't hack into those electronic voting machines and rigg the election for Kerry? Why!?? What were you doing on election day, watching Spoonge bob square pants?!? Hackers, get it together and make sure the American electorate makes the "correct" decision in 2008!


Ok want me to really point out the problems with that?

Hackers don’t create viruses … common misconception code writers and crackers do.

The election machines are not on a global network (in fact hard to even conceder it a wan except for the distances)

Running an encryption scheme of any sort puts the window in which to tamper much too small (128 can take almost 2 years on any computer that even the government has) and that is if they allow you a large number of trys
(this is getting hard to dumb it down)

Ok lets try even simpler
We are not in a position to have access to them
Nor are we privy to information necessary to know things like background kernel or os in general
Lack of time to either crack the traffic (assuming a day or two) WAY not enough time

No way to get hold of a test machine to dissect, nor enough of the traffic to analyze (assuming they were on a network we had physical access to

We essentially know nothing … with no real way to find out

Yikes you think we are super people
Soviet Narco State
04-11-2004, 06:03
Ok want me to really point out the problems with that?

Hackers don’t create viruses … common misconception code writers and crackers do.

The election machines are not on a global network (in fact hard to even conceder it a wan except for the distances)

Running an encryption scheme of any sort puts the window in which to tamper much too small (128 can take almost 2 years on any computer that even the government has) and that is if they allow you a large number of trys
(this is getting hard to dumb it down)

Ok lets try even simpler
We are not in a position to have access to them
Nor are we privy to information necessary to know things like background kernel or os in general
Lack of time to either crack the traffic (assuming a day or two) WAY not enough time

No way to get hold of a test machine to dissect, nor enough of the traffic to analyze (assuming they were on a network we had physical access to

We essentially know nothing … with no real way to find out

Yikes you think we are super people

Obviously if your not up to the task I will simply have to find a better hacker!