NationStates Jolt Archive

Since so many poeple seem to won't to move now (I've heard 'em all over the place: school, news, NS, etc.), here's some ideas for great countries to emigrate off to:

Canada: America Jr! You can't go wrong with a smaller, more naive version of the US, can you? Oh wait, they've legalized marijuana? And health care is free? Even better! Now you guys can wait even longer when you go into a coma from all the legally-imbibed Mary Jane!

Cuba: Ah, the old stomping grounds of the Commies. Head on down to sunny Cuba, the home of 90% of smuggled goods coming into the US! Buddy up with Fidel and the gang, smoke some Cubans, and laugh at poor tortured souls lying on the side of the road as you drive by in your 1950 Chevy. Hope you like rotten cabbage, cause that's all they'll give you in political prison!

England: ...Actually, I don't have much bad to say about England, as long as you can live with yellow-toothed, heavily-accented, Queen-praising old chaps sporting every stereotype I can think of! :p

France: Land of the Eiffel Tower and renewed Constitutions! Considering with every new President they throw out their Constitution and write a new one, people wanting change will find it... then lose it... then find it... (My advice: Move to the countryside. It's beautiful, and the Frenchy pox won't reach you as quickly. Au revoir!)

Japan: Land of the Rising Nerd. g4m3rs wil find all they want here: the headquarters of Nintendo, Toshiba, and the largest porno industry in the world! You'll find plenty of fellow hardcore PC gamers, who totally share your apathy in Halo 2. After all, Half-Life 2 is definitely gonna be way better, right? Right?!? Why won't anyone agree with me!?! L0ng 1iv3 teh 1337 h4x0rs! i pwn n00bs! ROFLMAO STFU!

Help me out here, folks!
P.S. This is all in good fun, don't get personal :)

Germany too. Although we're all liberal/social democratic peaceniks, we've come a long way since WW2 ;)

Had the Queen of England as guest in Dresden today. And a gala concert with the earnings going to the rebuilding of the "Frauenkirche". We're slowly regaining our status as a cultural nation to be taken seriously (also we're the 3rd strongest economy on the planet after the US and Japan).

Come to England, you've got at least 3 months to plan where to go before it becomes the fifty first state

Iraq: You can make $80,000 a year if you want to drive trucks full of oil.

Germany too.
Your kidding right? I sure hope you are.

for Cuba.

Contraceptives supplied?

Holland: All the advantages of Canada PLUS it's further from the US. And you can even keep speaking English and no one will mind

Mexico. You can drink in the street and no one will mind. Plus you can either live in full first world comfort or lose yourself in the Sierra Madre or go to Oaxaca anad sample a great variety of mushrooms.

How about Germany - land of beer and cars

Belgium.
You can have a beer for €2 (instead of the $10 you are currently paying for a beer in the US).
Note : Budweiser isn't beer.

Go to the right place and it'll be €1

The Vatican, where you can run cross-country, literally, across the country!

Come to England, you've got at least 3 months to plan where to go before it becomes the fifty first state

If it did then that would seriously reduce the republican chances of getting a president in the white house!

Canada a more naive version of the U.S.? I'd love to see you justify that one. And our healthcare isn't damn near as bad as you guys seem to think it is. Haven't any of you heard of Triage? Yeah, it's the system where people in dire need of medical attention GET IT with top priority. Hmm, I don't think it's Canada that's naive...

Canada a more naive version of the U.S.? I'd love to see you justify that one. And our healthcare isn't damn near as bad as you guys seem to think it is. Haven't any of you heard of Triage? Yeah, it's the system where people in dire need of medical attention GET IT with top priority. Hmm, I don't think it's Canada that's naive...

Like I said, ALL in good fun. See?

P.S. This is all in good fun, don't get personal :)

I hear bad, untrue, stupid crap about the US all the time. I know that the health care isn't THAT bad. It's just an exaggeration.

P.S. The "America Jr." is an homage to the Simpsons. Don't be hatin'.

Belize.
Tropical paradise on the north coast of S. America. Formerly the Colony of British Guiana, so english-speaking. The dollar is powerful enough there to live like a king on small money. Guatamalan girl house maids. Nice beaches, cheap rum...need I say more?

Iran:
Sunny, warm, lots of guns, extreme religion...All a yank could ask for.
Don't be alarmed: Burning your flag is a native custom to say "hello".
And you probably get to be in a video.

The Phillipines, nice weather, sexy women who will talk to a guy that is nice to her and take her out to eat! Yes its that easy to win them over! And the beautiful beaches, ahhh.

New Zealand
Land of the highest youth suicide rate, there's plenty of sheep to keep you warm at night and the girls are easy and breasty. Just make sure you get your piece before the Maori's claim it all.