Hajekistan
03-11-2004, 22:53
Hello all, it appears that Bush has won and the race is over.
Regretfully, this also means that confessed Calloused Bastard and All-Round Mean Guy Hajekistan is returning to the boards as well.
Most important to me (and, as a result of me being the center of the universe, everyone else) this means I will NOT be forced to shave myself completely bald today (something that is truly a great relief to my electric razor). Furthermore, I will NOT be running naked through the streets of Washington in four years (this is most likely a great relief to the residents of Washington, and to my electric razor, the last thing you wnat to do when streaking is have people wonder at why I happen to be wearing the bottom of a wookie costume (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020422)).
If you do not undestand the above inside jokes, then you obviously haven't been reading The Great Big Book of Things Hajekistan Has Posted While He Was Most Likely Under the Influence of Fermented Potatoes and therefore you're confusion, and opinions, aren't valid concerns of mine.
Anyway, the world moves on and I still have to complete the Single Player Campaigns of the Warcraft III expansion, "The Really, Really Cold Toilet Seat" or ssomething like that.
Regretfully, this also means that confessed Calloused Bastard and All-Round Mean Guy Hajekistan is returning to the boards as well.
Most important to me (and, as a result of me being the center of the universe, everyone else) this means I will NOT be forced to shave myself completely bald today (something that is truly a great relief to my electric razor). Furthermore, I will NOT be running naked through the streets of Washington in four years (this is most likely a great relief to the residents of Washington, and to my electric razor, the last thing you wnat to do when streaking is have people wonder at why I happen to be wearing the bottom of a wookie costume (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020422)).
If you do not undestand the above inside jokes, then you obviously haven't been reading The Great Big Book of Things Hajekistan Has Posted While He Was Most Likely Under the Influence of Fermented Potatoes and therefore you're confusion, and opinions, aren't valid concerns of mine.
Anyway, the world moves on and I still have to complete the Single Player Campaigns of the Warcraft III expansion, "The Really, Really Cold Toilet Seat" or ssomething like that.