NationStates Jolt Archive

Right now my hand is bleeding. Any Guesses.

Actually its the knuckle of my pointer finger.

you tried to disect your own hand?

I'd say a dose of brickenell (an anti-asthma medicine) resulting in an episode of psychotic rage resulting in punching a fire-extingusher case. Just a guess based upon my own experiences.

Nanobots have decided to be free from your tyranny and have exited through a small incision.

You're grasping for sympathy?

I punched something. Whats the reason? What did I punch?

you're imagining it, this is all a dream *waves hands around*

Excessive masturbation.

I punched something. Whats the reason? What did I punch?

You punched Pres. Bush in the face but his hard skull caused an incision?

No, but it was related to Bush.

I punched something. Whats the reason? What did I punch?
Because you had to listen to some Kerry supporter whine about how the End of Western Civilization is upon us and you just couldn't take it anymore, so you hit them.

I was going to guess excessive rage over a post getting eaten but Squi is probably right. (I'm a Kerry supporter but it's a little sickening to hear all the bull th extremists are saying because of Bush winning)

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your hand is bleeding because you slammed your fist down on the table because you heard about kerry dropping out and decided that american politics was the stuppidest thing you'd ever heard of and hat it was probably rigged and they just set the election for publicity........mmmm sound right

stupid american politics how i dislike them

You have too much blood, just let it flow until it goes back to normal levels.

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Please lock it

Please lock it
Done. Thank you for your cooperation.

iLock.

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