Sinuhue
03-11-2004, 19:17
If the U.S is really serious about controlling the world, and we all know that is about the only thing that would satisfy ANY imperialist nation, then an important step to achieving that goal would be to invade Saudi Arabia. Why you ask? Ha! My uneducated friend, sit down and listen!
Mecca is housed within Saudi Arabia. Islam has written a tourism cheque to itself right there in its doctrines...every Muslim MUST try to go on the Haj (visit Mecca) at least once in their lifetime. Since Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world, this means millions upon millions of tourists per year. If the U.S invaded Saudi Arabia, took over Mecca and started collecting toll fees, there would be no country on Earth that could rival the incredible revenues you would now have access to!
Of course, you would then have to deal with countless struggles by Muslim freedom-fighters bent on tearing Mecca from infidel hands, but if you've already got more money than everyone else, who cares about terrorism? Have every U.S citizen join the army and THEN see who wants to dance. When buildings get bombed, and hostages are taken, WHO CARES!!! You can BUY more buildings and people! The bottom line is you'd be filthy, stinking rich, and you'd have Muslims BEGGING TO GIVE YOU MONEY!!!! Now who's the 'MAN'?
Sigh.
Never mind.
Mecca is housed within Saudi Arabia. Islam has written a tourism cheque to itself right there in its doctrines...every Muslim MUST try to go on the Haj (visit Mecca) at least once in their lifetime. Since Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world, this means millions upon millions of tourists per year. If the U.S invaded Saudi Arabia, took over Mecca and started collecting toll fees, there would be no country on Earth that could rival the incredible revenues you would now have access to!
Of course, you would then have to deal with countless struggles by Muslim freedom-fighters bent on tearing Mecca from infidel hands, but if you've already got more money than everyone else, who cares about terrorism? Have every U.S citizen join the army and THEN see who wants to dance. When buildings get bombed, and hostages are taken, WHO CARES!!! You can BUY more buildings and people! The bottom line is you'd be filthy, stinking rich, and you'd have Muslims BEGGING TO GIVE YOU MONEY!!!! Now who's the 'MAN'?
Sigh.
Never mind.