NationStates Jolt Archive


I just had an epiphany!

Klonor
03-11-2004, 08:40
It just hit me. I swear, it was like a rock hitting smack dab in the middle of my forehead. I practically fell out of my chair! Are you ready for it? Here it is:

People are stupid.

The entire world is so much clearer now.
Enoxaparin
03-11-2004, 08:41
Amen.
Demonic Gophers
03-11-2004, 08:42
Very, very true. Congratulations on your enlightenment!
Sblargh
03-11-2004, 08:44
People love to be stupid and people love to be slaves, that is my view on the world, people hate freedom more then everything and every chance they get to be less free, they will take it.
Druthulhu
03-11-2004, 08:44
Welcome.
JuNii
03-11-2004, 10:18
if you worked in Tech Support, the Epiphany would've hit sooner... just as hard, but sooner.
Eutrusca
03-11-2004, 10:21
It just hit me. I swear, it was like a rock hitting smack dab in the middle of my forehead. I practically fell out of my chair! Are you ready for it? Here it is:

People are stupid.

The entire world is so much clearer now.

Spoken like a true "intellectual" snob. It's such a great feeling to know there are those among us who know so much better than we how our lives should be run. Please save us from our illusions of freedom! Heh!
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 10:22
A person is smart. People are stupid.
Chodolo
03-11-2004, 10:23
Please save us from our illusions of freedom! Heh!
speaking of illusions of freedom...
Eutrusca
03-11-2004, 10:24
speaking of illusions of freedom...

Yesssss? :)
Druthulhu
03-11-2004, 10:26
A person is smart. People are stupid.

Which one?
Battery Charger
03-11-2004, 10:27
It seems that the more people there are in the world the stupider the world gets. I think this stupidity is really a *systematic ignorance, and it might be possible to improve things.


* - or do I mean 'systemic'?
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 10:27
Which one?

Well, me, obvously.
Demonic Gophers
03-11-2004, 10:28
Which one?

Me.

;)
The Imperial Navy
03-11-2004, 10:34
he's quick, isn't he? :D

stupid.
Anbar
03-11-2004, 11:04
A person is smart. People are stupid.

Heh, I used that quote just hours ago...so true. My jaded dislike for humanity and its frightened herd mentality has increased this evening.
Los Banditos
03-11-2004, 11:14
Yeah, the three to four million more people that do not share your opinion are morons.
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:14
Yeah, the three to four million more people that do not share your opinion are morons.

No, pretty much everyone but me is a moron. :)
Los Banditos
03-11-2004, 11:17
No, pretty much everyone but me is a moron. :)

You are probably right. Not enough people voted for Badnarik. :(
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:18
You are probably right. Not enough people voted for Badnarik. :(

Not enough people voted for me. No matter. In a couple of years I'll be leader of this country regardless....
Los Banditos
03-11-2004, 11:20
Not enough people voted for me. No matter. In a couple of years I'll be leader of this country regardless....

You got my vote...or whatever you want to call it.
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:21
You got my vote...or whatever you want to call it.

They will be called "eternal loyalty pledges".
Los Banditos
03-11-2004, 11:23
They will be called "eternal loyalty pledges".

Well, you have mine. As long as I get a nice position in the cabinet.
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:24
Well, you have mine. As long as I get a nice position in the cabinet.

Cabiwhat?
Anbar
03-11-2004, 11:25
Yeah, the three to four million more people that do not share your opinion are morons.

Indeed.
Los Banditos
03-11-2004, 11:25
Cabiwhat?

I guess that was too much to ask for.
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:26
This reminds me of a story. The Board of Selectmen in my town wants to prohibit anyone having firearms on all town property, including police officers. I was talking to my mom about it, about how absurd it is, and I said I was going to overthrow the town government and establish a dictatorship. She asked me how I would manage that. I said I'd get alot of guns and some supporters and then go and tell them I was now the ruler of the town. She asked me why I thought they would just let me become the ruler of the town. I said, "Because I'll have guns, and they won't."
Anbar
03-11-2004, 11:28
This reminds me of a story. The Board of Selectmen in my town wants to prohibit anyone having firearms on all town property, including police officers. I was talking to my mom about it, about how absurd it is, and I said I was going to overthrow the town government and establish a dictatorship. She asked me how I would manage that. I said I'd get alot of guns and some supporters and then go and tell them I was now the ruler of the town. She asked me why I thought they would just let me become the ruler of the town. I said, "Because I'll have guns, and they won't."

Just go with the board with the nail in it. No need to reload then.
Sdaeriji
03-11-2004, 11:29
Just go with the board with the nail in it. No need to reload then.

But they might have boards with nails. I know they won't have guns. Not on town property. And the cops can't even come in and take me away, since they're not allowed to have their guns on town property either.
Anbar
03-11-2004, 11:34
But they might have boards with nails. I know they won't have guns. Not on town property. And the cops can't even come in and take me away, since they're not allowed to have their guns on town property either.

Ingenious!
Heck Hell
03-11-2004, 13:23
has a right to his or her
economic, political or social views,
in a democracy, republic,
like the United States Of America
and the European Union, many other nations
dont have this right.
Santa- Nita.
Willamena
05-11-2004, 13:01
Was that her dancer name?
Katganistan
05-11-2004, 13:25
It seems that the more people there are in the world the stupider the world gets. I think this stupidity is really a *systematic ignorance, and it might be possible to improve things.


* - or do I mean 'systemic'?

I believe systematic means part by part, whereas systemic may indeed be the word you meant.
Khockist
05-11-2004, 13:32
Well I'm glad you've joined me and many others in the realisation that people are stupid. I mean when Howard gets back in and Bush gets back in and neither rigged it (or so it hasn't been proven so far) then we can accuratley presume that about 40% of Australians are stupid and 100% of Republican voters are stupid. Then the following countries are also filled with stupid people: Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, Chzech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, NEtherlands, Nicaragua, Phillipines and Palau.
Laskin Yahoos
05-11-2004, 16:26
It just hit me. I swear, it was like a rock hitting smack dab in the middle of my forehead. I practically fell out of my chair! Are you ready for it? Here it is:

People are stupid.

The entire world is so much clearer now.
I remember that feeling, too. Once you go beyond the "AMERCANS R TEH ST00P1D!!!11!11" dictum and realize that stupidity, unlike stupid people themselves, has no borders, the world never looks the same.
See u Jimmy
05-11-2004, 17:41
I remember that feeling, too. Once you go beyond the "AMERCANS R TEH ST00P1D!!!11!11" dictum and realize that stupidity, unlike stupid people themselves, has no borders, the world never looks the same.


Amen.

As it was, as it is, so shall it ever be.

To add, the best bits of advice I ever got
1) there is always someone who can do it better/faster/for longer, you may never meet them, but there is.
2) appearance is what people want, not results
3) never become a fanatic in any walk of life, you will get warped trying to walk in such a straight line
4) Be happy, things can always get worse

Anyone got any others?