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Now, it´s time to vote where the next terrorists attacks will be!
I´m betting this one will get the white house!
Someone willing to bet money on it?

Now, it´s time to vote where the next terrorists attacks will be!
I´m betting this one will get the white house!
Someone willing to bet money on it?

I'll put money on you getting punched in the face for being an idiot.

How bout that?

I'll put money on you getting punched in the face for being an idiot.

How bout that?
*Punches Terrori in the face for being an idiot.

Very large major city again or some big DC building. Or they might attack some place that seems completely random to show no one is safe since most rural people think they are.

*Punches Terrori in the face for being an idiot.

Wow, it happened so quickly.

This is actually a pretty funny thread.

Now, it´s time to vote where the next terrorists attacks will be!
I´m betting this one will get the white house!
Someone willing to bet money on it?

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

Phillipines!

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

Come to Brasil! People here don´t die for a bad election result.
Unless you live in Rio...
Come to São Paulo!

After bush is re-elected for this term he will declare himself emperor.

And btw, I bet my left eye and my cat that disney will get the next one.

Come up North to Canada! We're not as cold as people think and we've got most of the same TV!

And btw, I bet my left eye and my cat that disney will get the next one.

Why Disney?

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

I was thinking of that weeks ago...I live in L.A. I'd guess that's #1 or #2 on the list of targets, rivaling New York. Canada is cold, but more free. Mexico is warm, but poor. Europe looks appealing, and I do know German.

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

Sure. Live as far away from me as humanly possible. I can't stand idiots. :headbang:

Why Disney?

Because killing children will make things even worst then killing business men.
But on second tough, burning money will sure make americans worring a lot more then a few brats.

I'm hoping they'll wait ...

Then, on the day of the ribbon cutting of the Freedom Tower ... *BAM* ... nice big explosion, couple hundred thousand dead, Bin Laden gives CNN a tape where he's just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

People will blame it on Bill Clinton. Bush will get a third term.

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

I don't care where it is, just move away from here. You are obviously a sedistic, heartless retard with no capacity for intelligent thought. Maybe France would suit you nicely...?

I don't care where it is, just move away from here. You are obviously a sedistic, heartless retard with no capacity for intelligent thought. Maybe France would suit you nicely...?

Yes, france is the right place for sadistics, heartless retards with no capacity for intelligent thought, after all, they are the ones who keep invading countries for no good reason and they are the ones whose children kill each other at schools because their society is the one that is just messed up

This country has clearly gone insane. I'm picking my new home. Suggestions?

Alright, I'll let you in on a secret. I'm planning on headng toward New Zealand or something. I heard they have a prerequisite for citizenship there, based not only on intelligence, but age as well.

Now, it´s time to vote where the next terrorists attacks will be!
I´m betting this one will get the white house!
Someone willing to bet money on it?

I would expect that terrorists leaders such as Osama Bin Laden are very happy with Bush Jnr getting reelected. He's probably the best recruitment advert they've ever had.

I would expect that terrorists leaders such as Osama Bin Laden are very happy with Bush Jnr getting reelected. He's probably the best recruitment advert they've ever had.

Yeah, I'm sure the fact that over 75% of his operatives have been captured or killed under his administration makes him WORSHIP Bush. Where are you getting this???

Now, it´s time to vote where the next terrorists attacks will be!
I´m betting this one will get the white house!
Someone willing to bet money on it?

10$ on it.
I have a great idea and will post it here. (I hope some terrorist reads it and does it, so I'll win my money wich is most important for us republicans :) )

Take a rusty cargo ship, put a real A bomb, stolen from Bush friend Puttin out of his uncontrolled stocks or sold by his corrupt friends (10 nuke suitecase bombs are missing since Puttin downsized the special budget used to pay the gard troops near the stocks). Go to a big harbor like NY (sorry democrats) and detonate it. Only 3% of all ships is controled so you don't risk something because the government only spends money on things that bring money to the Swiss bank accounts of Halliburton, Cheney and Bush, thus oil instead of the national securuty.

Second idea, walk with your portable A bomb (Russian suitecase type) near the white house and detonate. Since it has the power of a Hiroshima bomb, you'll be sure that you have all the bad guys.

Money is the most important thing for me as a rightwinger (Bush is a commie) so I hope I'll double my 10$.

I live in Mobile Alabama! Nothing bad will happen down here.... :fluffle:

Yeah, I'm sure the fact that over 75% of his operatives have been captured or killed under his administration makes him WORSHIP Bush. Where are you getting this???
Dude have you fact checked that? That is wrong.
3/5ths, Bush exaggerated it to 3/4's later. So your data is wrong.

Anyway, it is talking about Taliban group not Al-queda. And yes most of Taliban is gone.

I dont think that the terrorists have a nuke, but what I think they will use is a chemical agent. Find a city with a hill in the center to blow it up on, maybe Seattle.
They dont have the ability to cause serious damage to DC, so they will insted use fear. Would be a car bomb. Put it under the hood and under the engine or something. It wont happen until May 2005.

This is a guess, but I dont think that it is not possible. A penny on my thoughts.

And people who talk about values, but judge people by one post are not only hypocritical, but very stupid. Who knows that he or she wasnt leaving for a different reason? And you insult someone, but then try to convince them. Dont even post in this debate because after that first post everyone is thinking: flamebait blah blah blah flamebait.

Yeah, I'm sure the fact that over 75% of his operatives have been captured or killed under his administration makes him WORSHIP Bush. Where are you getting this???
There isnt a very high life expectency rate for suicide bombers.

Five bucks says that no matter where or when the attacks will happen. Bush will go after the real terrorist for about Two Month. and then just when he got them cornered, He changes his plans and attack either Turkey or Iran.

Five bucks says that no matter where or when the attacks will happen. Bush will go after the real terrorist for about Two Month. and then just when he got them cornered, He changes his plans and attack either Turkey or Iran.
France. You know how he talks about those "wine drinkers". He'll definately attack France.

And btw, I bet my left eye and my cat that disney will get the next one.

you'd lose that bet nothing happens to disney. hurricanes come and knock 3/4ths of florida into the ocean or simply break everything into little pieces but you never hear of any damage done to disney. I think they've sold their souls to protect it or something...

you'd lose that bet nothing happens to disney. hurricanes come and knock 3/4ths of florida into the ocean or simply break everything into little pieces but you never hear of any damage done to disney. I think they've sold their souls to protect it or something...

Maybe being too damn happy for their own good has benefits after all?

Maybe being too damn happy for their own good has benefits after all?

LOL!

Oh, and if i'd move anywhere, it would be here to Panama. t'is warm, Everything costs 1/10th of what it does in the states, the LEGAL software costs about $20 more BUT the Bootleg stuff costs around $1. The Dollar is EXACTLY the same as the Balboa, and the offical paper money is the greenback. Enough people know english so that you wont need to learn spanish for the first few months, and they have some good jobs (like Dell Call-centers. They pay alot, one of my friends runs one and he has enough money for a BIG house and a BMW), The apartments are cheap(and usually VERY good), and the houses out of the main city are located in a BEAUTIFUL area(although they are a tad bit more expensive and farther away from all the work places.)

Plus, you dont have to wait 1 year to move here like you do for Canada! It takes a month at MOST.

10$ on it.
I have a great idea and will post it here. (I hope some terrorist reads it and does it, so I'll win my money wich is most important for us republicans :) )

Take a rusty cargo ship, put a real A bomb, stolen from Bush friend Puttin out of his uncontrolled stocks or sold by his corrupt friends (10 nuke suitecase bombs are missing since Puttin downsized the special budget used to pay the gard troops near the stocks). Go to a big harbor like NY (sorry democrats) and detonate it. Only 3% of all ships is controled so you don't risk something because the government only spends money on things that bring money to the Swiss bank accounts of Halliburton, Cheney and Bush, thus oil instead of the national securuty.

Second idea, walk with your portable A bomb (Russian suitecase type) near the white house and detonate. Since it has the power of a Hiroshima bomb, you'll be sure that you have all the bad guys.

Money is the most important thing for me as a rightwinger (Bush is a commie) so I hope I'll double my 10$.

Let me get this straight, you want a terrorist to detonate an A-bomb which will kill thousands so you can make $10 bucks and have an argument that Bush was the wrong choice? Way to take the moral high ground.

Let me get this straight, you want a terrorist to detonate an A-bomb which will kill thousands so you can make $10 bucks and have an argument that Bush was the wrong choice? Way to take the moral high ground.

Lol! Good point.

I am lucky as hell. Most people think that alaskans are all nice cheerful little eskimos who live in igloos. there is no chance in hell of anyone attacking us. And if we did we could attack them with Mooses :)

I am lucky as hell. Most people think that alaskans are all nice cheerful little eskimos who live in igloos. there is no chance in hell of anyone attacking us. And if we did we could attack them with Mooses :)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! MOOSES!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!"

/TLS runs towards hills but finds a bunch of igloos instead/

"Oh look! Iglooes! Ill go hide inside..."

/Cheery Eskimos pop out/

"Why hello there!

/Cheery eskimos pull out spears and stab TLS to death/

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! MOOSES!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!"

/TLS runs towards hills but finds a bunch of igloos instead/

"Oh look! Iglooes! Ill go hide inside..."

/Cheery Eskimos pop out/

"Why hello there!

/Cheery eskimos pull out spears and stab TLS to death/


I am officialy declaring martial law. We have been over run by the militerist moosey's and are calling up the national guard to help defeat our common enemy. I want to stress do not panic.... Run for you lives! ahhhhhhh. /runs out of the room screaming/

I am officialy declaring martial law. We have been over run by the militerist moosey's and are calling up the national guard to help defeat our common enemy. I want to stress do not panic.... Run for you lives! ahhhhhhh. /runs out of the room screaming/

You forgot to add in Bushism!

You forgot to add in Bushism!

Good god man! Forges the Bushisms! THE MOOSES ARE COMING!!!!

Mmmmm... Mooseflesh... Er, I mean... AHHHHHH! RUN!!! Wait... we have heavy weaponry, don't we? :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: There, dead moose :) Though honestly, I think I'm going to the UK... I can claim citizenship there, thanks to being 1/4 English, 1/4 Northern Irish, and 1/4 Scottish. And they have haggis. :D

Mmmmm... Mooseflesh... Er, I mean... AHHHHHH! RUN!!! Wait... we have heavy weaponry, don't we? :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: There, dead moose :) Though honestly, I think I'm going to the UK... I can claim citizenship there, thanks to being 1/4 English, 1/4 Northern Irish, and 1/4 Scottish. And they have haggis. :D

(BTW-just to let all you fellas know, im a Bush supporter/republican. Of course, this is still a fun thread!)

I'd still move to Panama...

Bah. Costa Rica. But seeing as how I live in one of the greatest tourist centers of the US, or at least the eastern seaboard, I really don't wanna leave. Besides, all they could blow up here would be a bunch of golf courses.

The Moose Threat hour 12
/enther dramatic news music./
This is John johnson bring you an update on the invasion by the nation of moosonium. Hiden in the lesser known regions of alaska these militant mooses have been strenghtening their forces in anticipation for the unannounced attack earlier today. Their forces number into the hundreds of thousands. They... this just in it looks like our reporter John John has an update from the front lines. John what do you have for us.

Well john i'm here at the front lines where the army is desperatly trying to contain the massive attack. The attack has been blunted but the situation is very uncertain at this time. /gunfire in the background/ It appears their making another attempt to break through. Oh god they have broken through. They're headed our way. John this isn't looking good but we'll continue transmitting for the whole world to know. Quickly run. /camera man takes off running./ hurry they are gaining on us. Oh god they're about to get us. /camera vision goes dark/ Ah they're biting me. Ahhhhhh.

/cutback to news room/
It seems we are having technicle difficulties. We're going to take a small break.

well if disney ever was flattened they could rebuild it in hours anyways, that castle is a flat rippoff.

Hey man, I'm cool with that. One of my good friends is a conservative Christian Republican, while I'm a liberal pagan-esque Green Party member (though I went for the Democrats this time around), and we get along great. The most important thing, I think, is that you be able to laugh at anyone and everything - including yourself! ;)

The Moose Threat hour 12
/enther dramatic news music./
This is John johnson bring you an update on the invasion by the nation of moosonium. Hiden in the lesser known regions of alaska these militant mooses have been strenghtening their forces in anticipation for the unannounced attack earlier today. Their forces number into the hundreds of thousands. They... this just in it looks like our reporter John John has an update from the front lines. John what do you have for us.

Well john i'm here at the front lines where the army is desperatly trying to contain the massive attack. The attack has been blunted but the situation is very uncertain at this time. /gunfire in the background/ It appears their making another attempt to break through. Oh god they have broken through. They're headed our way. John this isn't looking good but we'll continue transmitting for the whole world to know. Quickly run. /camera man takes off running./ hurry they are gaining on us. Oh god they're about to get us. /camera vision goes dark/ Ah they're biting me. Ahhhhhh.

/cutback to news room/
It seems we are having technicle difficulties. We're going to take a small break.


In Boston, Massachusetts, home of the the Alaska Nat'l Guard(I know, its odd.)

"Good god sir! It seems the Mooses have begun people with the name John AND English Grammar!"

"AHHH! ITS HOPELESS! NUKE 'EM!"

The Statue of Liberty gets it by the final trimester of 2005.

lol. Yup... you know it.

White House/Pentagon, Nuclear Explosion. Enjoy :)
Military of the US = Bye bye.

White House/Pentagon, Nuclear Explosion. Enjoy :)
Military of the US = Bye bye.

German People=happy. Dancing in streets. Chancellor Schroeder(sp?) marks national holiday.

The next morning, the people of Germany are all just getting over their hangovers when they realize "Holy shit! We just lost a major export partner! The world economy is in shambles! We gots to conquer s'more lands!"

Germany=Takes over Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Poland, and France.

British, Russians, and belgians=pissed off.

Germany=BOOM!

Kentucky Fried Chicken=Conquers the world!

Colonel Sanders Jr.=Emperor of all time!

The Lightning Star=is up too late and has been drinking too much Red Bull!

Or it won't happen again, period.

Or it won't happen again, period.

But that isnt as creative! You need to get your imaginative juices flowing!

Well the destruction of the WH or the Pentagon may not result in an economic result for us directly. So long as it's not NY again on a bigger scale this time, since NY is more important economically than Washington. I guess it's in the hands of the US to avoid this from happening, but seeing how Bush has been re-elected I have some doubts that he'll be the right man to do it.

Nah - it won't be an East coast target. That shipping all comes out of Europe and Africa. No one has nukes there.

Flush with $70/barrel oil money, Bin Laden buys a nuke from the one place in the world that would sell to him - North Korea. He gets it to Tiawan. Rusty cargo transport takes it to the biggest port in the US - Long Beach. Boom goes the harbor, several thousand dock workers and tourists, along with the import/export economy. If its a bad day the fallout hits LA with all the camera crews Al-Quada could hope for. The US economy is shattered.

I've been thinking about this a lot - I live in L.A. and know that Bush has gotten ANY inspectors for those transports and is going to CUT the budget on anti-terror agencies so he can give more tax cuts to his cleptocrats. And since California went big time Kerry (and is home to more immoral gays, abortionists and liberals than you can shake a stick at), the Right won't really mind at all

Nah - it won't be an East coast target. That shipping all comes out of Europe and Africa. No one has nukes there.

Flush with $70/barrel oil money, Bin Laden buys a nuke from the one place in the world that would sell to him - North Korea. He gets it to Tiawan. Rusty cargo transport takes it to the biggest port in the US - Long Beach. Boom goes the harbor, several thousand dock workers and tourists, along with the import/export economy. If its a bad day the fallout hits LA with all the camera crews Al-Quada could hope for. The US economy is shattered.

I've been thinking about this a lot - I live in L.A. and know that Bush has gotten ANY inspectors for those transports and is going to CUT the budget on anti-terror agencies so he can give more tax cuts to his cleptocrats. And since California went big time Kerry (and is home to more immoral gays, abortionists and liberals than you can shake a stick at), the Right won't really mind at all


Well, blowing L.A. wont destroy the economy. If it were New York, Boston, or any other major trading cities sure, but last i checked if they blew up L.A. the only people that would suffer would be everyone west of Chicago :D

I think they will try to kill Arafat!!!!!!!11111

Well, blowing L.A. wont destroy the economy. If it were New York, Boston, or any other major trading cities sure, but last i checked if they blew up L.A. the only people that would suffer would be everyone west of Chicago :D

They would kill all the porn stars!!!!!!!
OMFG! This is serious! I don´t wanna live in a world without porn!

They would kill all the porn stars!!!!!!!
OMFG! This is serious! I don´t wanna live in a world without porn!
They'll make co-ordinated attacks on Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione and Hugh Hefner, wiping them out, along with most of the current porn stars. Leaving only Ron Jeremy alive who will be used for every porn movie for the next two years.
Even worse is that, as ALL the porn stars are dead, each and every porn movie will just be Ron Jeremy, *ahem*, self-polluting. For two hours.

They'll make co-ordinated attacks on Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione and Hugh Hefner, wiping them out, along with most of the current porn stars. Leaving only Ron Jeremy alive who will be used for every porn movie for the next two years.
Even worse is that, as ALL the porn stars are dead, each and every porn movie will just be Ron Jeremy, *ahem*, self-polluting. For two hours.



"Sir! It seems the mooses have killed all the porn stars!"

"JESUS CHRIST!!! AHHH!!! T'IS THE END! TTTTTHHHEEE END!"

/commander of Alaska Nat'l Guard jumps out of HQ building into Boston Harbor(because the ANG HQ is in Boston.)

(Not REALLY, but it is in this thread :D)

"Sir! It seems the mooses have killed all the porn stars!"

"JESUS CHRIST!!! AHHH!!! T'IS THE END! TTTTTHHHEEE END!"

/commander of Alaska Nat'l Guard jumps out of HQ building into Boston Harbor(because the ANG HQ is in Boston.)

(Not REALLY, but it is in this thread :D)

/John Johnson join the commander in jumping into the Boston Harbor/

Let me get this straight, you want a terrorist to detonate an A-bomb which will kill thousands so you can make $10 bucks and have an argument that Bush was the wrong choice? Way to take the moral high ground.

No, that is typical republican resoning.

No, that is typical republican resoning.

There there, BRL, we know you're going through some tough times, seeing how your party is dying. I know, seeing how i come from Massachusetts and have spent alot of my life near Boston, and thats the un-offical capital of the Democratic Party. But you need not act spitefully.

Besides, Trypical republican reasoning would be : Get an A-Bomb to explode in NORWAY so we can cut taxes and invade the Falklands.