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SOme of you may recall the vehicle egging that I and a friend endured on halloween night. Well, it seems that he may have been nabbed by a neighboring town's police. If so, a chance at vengeance may present itself.

To recap:

While traveling on a bridge at about 50 mph one night in my friend's truck, we were pelted by eggs tossed from the back of a truck going the other way. Despite a daring 180, and vigorous chase, they got away. Now, they may be identified to me.

Now the question is this:

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Well, the involvement of at least 3 dozen eggs is a must.

I suggest you think of something funny to do them next halloween rather than at any other time. That way it gives you time to a) plan something funny and b) not act out of base desire for vengence.

"revenge is a dish best served cold"
as to what exactly you should do- ask your wife how far she thinks you can go with a prank and not get legally bitchslapped. Then follow your wives advice.

A public "egging" in the town square maybe... :D

"revenge is a dish best served cold"
as to what exactly you should do- ask your wife how far she thinks you can go with a prank and not get legally bitchslapped. Then follow your wives advice.

You must really be a brit, huh?

I like this one better: "Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."

Get him right now!

You must really be a brit, huh?

I like this one better: "Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."

Get him right now!

*throws an egg at LG*

And: vengeance is mine sayeth the clown.
:p

*throws an egg at LG*

And: vengeance is mine sayeth the clown.
:p

*ducks*

Indeed. I have forgotten more about mischief than those goblins will ever know.

I don't know.. But I really love this smiley! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

Know who they are? Friends, joke back. Family, bigger joke. Enemies, don't do anything. They will probably expect you to react with vengance so don't and they'll probably never throw eggs at you again because one it won't be so fun when they do it and they get bored of no or little desireable reaction. Otherwise carries on and may get dangerous.

I don't know.. But I really love this smiley! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

Smilies are my hobby. Unfortunately, a while ago, people abused smilies here, and the priveledge almost got revoked. SO I use them sparingly. But I pride myself in my smilies. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-005.gif

They will probably expect you to react with vengance so don't and they'll probably never throw eggs at you again because one it won't be so fun when they do it and they get bored of no or little desireable reaction. Otherwise carries on and may get dangerous.

You got beat up a lot when you were a kid, didn't you?

What are you waiting for LG? Go buy the eggs already!

You got beat up a lot when you were a kid, didn't you?

What are you waiting for LG? Go buy the eggs already!

As a matter of fact, yes. I don't think retaliation does anything but make the situation worse. Sometimes it does make it better but usually it doesn't. Ony encourages.

Heh. I can do better than that. Besides, I don't know the whole story. I want to know who was driving and who was throwing. I want the whole story before I roll my sleeves up and wreck em. :)

As a matter of fact, yes. I don't think retaliation does anything but make the situation worse. Sometimes it does make it better but usually it doesn't. Ony encourages.

There's an assumption there that they will know who did it.

I may engage in a covert op. :)

*ducks*

Indeed. I have forgotten more about mischief than those goblins will ever know.

For some reason I take this as a warning. And I know a few tricks.
:D

For some reason I take this as a warning. And I know a few tricks.
:D
I have no doubt. Every texan I have ever met had a few. Mostly from experiencing them. Heh.

Throw some bologna on his car.

There's an assumption there that they will know who did it.

I may engage in a covert op. :)

Ya...right....where are you from? I, in many ways, doubt that we've ever met in the real world so highly unlikely. Probably not even in the same city. Seriously.

I have no doubt. Every texan I have ever met had a few. Mostly from experiencing them. Heh.
No ones shot you yet so you seem to be OK. :p

Ya...right....where are you from? I, in many ways, doubt that we've ever met in the real world so highly unlikely. Probably not even in the same city. Seriously.

Heh. I'm from Connecticut. I feel no need to go over my mischief resume, but let's just say that I'm more than qualified. ;)

No ones shot you yet so you seem to be OK. :p

That was as much luck as anything else. Hehehe.

There's an assumption there that they will know who did it.

I may engage in a covert op. :)

Oh man! I wish I was there! I'm getting itchy paintball finger... :D

Heh. I'm from Connecticut. I feel no need to go over my mischief resume, but let's just say that I'm more than qualified. ;)

I'm Canada Ontario so it would be logical to assume that I didn't do it. Anyways I don't have friends or family in Connecticut so I didn't do it.

I'm Canada Ontario so it would be logical to assume that I didn't do it. Anyways I don't have friends or family in Connecticut so I didn't do it.

Then you are safe for another day. :)

That was as much luck as anything else. Hehehe.


Hey we don't all shoot at strangers. :D

Clowns though..... :p

Then you are safe for another day. :)

WOW hold your horses i haven't given an adress nothing so unless you search each and every house in Ontario then you probably wouldn't find me.

WOW hold your horses i haven't given an adress nothing so unless you search each and every house in Ontario then you probably wouldn't find me.

Uh-huh. :)

LG You are Canadian? We might just honeymoon up north.

*sounded wrong: Me and Joanna*

Hey we don't all shoot at strangers. :D

Clowns though..... :p

Clown Season ended last month.

LG You are Canadian? We might just honeymoon up north.

Nope. Never been there. But I hear it's... um... cold.

Uh-huh. :)

Hey! Dont give me :). Otherwise i might :sniper:.

Clown Season ended last month.

Poaching is a tradition here though
:p

Nope. Never been there. But I hear it's... um... cold.

Cold only in winter....depending on where in Canad u are. We dont live in igloos.

Hey! Dont give me :). Otherwise i might :sniper:.
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Cold only in winter....depending on where in Canad u are. We dont live in igloos.

It's November. It's cold here. It's colder there. I'll stay here.

Poaching is a tradition here though
:p

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LOL. where do some people find these websites.
LOL to the American that stays home and doesn't come to Canada.

LOL. where do some people find these websites.
I marvel at those who create them. They have my eternal admiration.

I marvel at those who create them. They have my eternal admiration.

Probably quite easy to make actually if you have the ight programs its just a matter of this: HOW DO YOU GET IT ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!? :(

Probably quite easy to make actually if you have the ight programs its just a matter of this: HOW DO YOU GET IT ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!? :(
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