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Fellow Bush supporters,

We implore you to vote on Tuesday lest you face murder by the hand of Puff Daddy. Daily Recycler intelligence reports indicate Mr. Daddy and his “Vote or Die” posse are not bluffing when they threaten to execute those parts of the eligible (and perhaps ineligible) electorate which do not show up to the polls.

Tupac Shakur (pbuh) found this out the hard way after not voting in the midterm elections of 1994. Mr. Daddy and his voting advocates tracked Shakur down in 1996 and shot him dead.

Don’t let the same fate become you – vote…

And vote for Bush,
The Recycler

Either you're crazy or a democrat making of hard-line Republicans. You pick.

and I guess it didnt even occur to Mr Puff Daddy that Stan Marsh was just an eight year old who was too young to vote even if he wanted to ;)

P.S: So far ive convinced about 11 people in NYC to vote for the republicans...pretty good for an individual(take that liberals)

Yes, I was driving home from the voting booth when I stopped at a red light and was car jacked by none other then puff daddy. He threatened to place a cap in my ass. I told him I voted already, but he didn't care. He got into my car, drove me back to the polling place, and made me vote again.

Damn him.

Then he stole my biatch.

Yes, I was driving home from the voting booth when I stopped at a red light and was car jacked by none other then puff daddy. He threatened to place a cap in my ass. I told him I voted already, but he didn't care. He got into my car, drove me back to the polling place, and made me vote again.

Damn him.

Then he stole my biatch. :p