Dobbs Town
02-11-2004, 15:17
The candidates are apparently neck-and-neck. Supposing the two prezzie hopefuls had both been replaced, mid-campaign...Bush switched with a strategically-shaven, nonverbal Chimpanzee in a suit, while Kerry was replaced with an eerily-carved likeness of himself made entirely out of wood. Neither would have the ability to speak, and while I know this would've made a debate impossible, would the Democrats or Republicans still get your vote?