South Park Election
The most recent South Park episode featured an election for a new school mascot. The PETA folks objected to the use of a cow, so kids had to vote on a new mascot.
Their choices?
A Turd Sandwhich or a Big Douche.
The moral of the story? Most elections come down to the choice between a turd and a douche, but we should still vote anyway.
So who do you support, the Turd or the Douche?
Give me the Big Douche. We need to clean up politics.
Sumamba Buwhan
02-11-2004, 01:21
Give me the Big Douche. We need to clean up politics.
lol
yeah and at least the Giant Douche has a use. Well you could use a turd sadwhich to make someone sick I guess. I know our current turd sandwhich is currently making me and the rest of the world sick.
Pepe Dominguez
02-11-2004, 01:25
Turd Sandwich > Giant Douche.
The sandwich has it all: olives, tomato, lettuce, etc. The giant douche is just a giant douche. :rolleyes:
BoomChakalaka
02-11-2004, 01:26
Neither. I vote third party (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2463).
Whest and Kscul
02-11-2004, 01:29
DOUCHE all the way, baby! Oh dam.. I justed joined the bandwagon.. I hate doign that... BUT GO DOUCHE anyway! :D
Sumamba Buwhan
02-11-2004, 01:31
Turd Sandwich > Giant Douche.
The sandwich has it all: olives, tomato, lettuce, etc. The giant douche is just a giant douche. :rolleyes:
You always struck me as someone who would enjoy a turd sandwhich. :p
And before you go there... yes a giant douche does sound refreshing.
The Big Douche is awesome! It will crush the Turd Sandwich by more the John Kerry will crush George W. Bush tomorrow, if that's possible.
BackwoodsSquatches
02-11-2004, 01:31
Turd sandwich is a liar, a cheat, has no fiskal responsibility, and probably sleeps with Dick Cheney.
Turd Sandwich:
Wrong for South Park, Wrong for America.
*Paid for the Committee to elect Giant Douche.
Xenophobialand
02-11-2004, 01:43
You forgot the "I'm the Giant Douche, and I approved this message."
Mr Basil Fawlty
02-11-2004, 01:44
I support Kenny. "Oh my God, they..." :p
Mikitivity
02-11-2004, 01:58
Sounds like the Babylon 5 Purple vs. Green Drazi Wars all over again.
BTW: I support Purple.
Sukafitz
02-11-2004, 02:38
I think it was obvious that the
Giant Douche represented George Bush
and the Turd Sandwich was John Kerry.
I think it was obvious that the
Giant Douche represented George Bush
and the Turd Sandwich was John Kerry.
Um, I got a different idea. :p
Crazy Japaicans
02-11-2004, 02:47
No question about it, big douche should win. Why? Because cartman is always wrong
Readistan
02-11-2004, 02:53
The Big Douche is awesome! It will crush the Turd Sandwich by more the John Kerry will crush George W. Bush tomorrow, if that's possible.
Then make a bet! Kerry has great odds because everyone else putting their money where their mouth is thinks Kerry will lose and Bush will win.
Tradesports.com host betting.
P.S. Tom Daschle loses too!
P.P.S. The democrats will be doing "scanners" impressions when Bush walks it! :fluffle:
He Far Strelso
02-11-2004, 03:00
Big Douche...however many olives, tomatoes, lettuce etc. you put on the turd, it's still a turd sandwich at heart.
Kramers Intern
02-11-2004, 03:11
Yeah but at least the giant duche is clean ;)
Obviously the Turd Sandwhich is George W. Bush, because we have been choking on his crap for four years.
The Big Douche is Kerry because, even though we have no idea who he is or what he stands for, at the very least we expect him to wash away the stink of the current administration. Even if he ends up being just an empty, useless douche bag at least that is better than an old turd.