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There's something wrong with his face!!!

Essell
01-11-2004, 23:24
I could never be described a fan of George Dubya, but am I alone in thinking there is something wrong with Mr. Kerry's face??

His Grin is almost stuck when he smiles but goes away sometimes..

Any investigative journalists out there of can tell me if he's ever had syrgery on that big nose of his?

Welll lets hope he wins... I fear we might not have a world left in four years without him...
The True Right
01-11-2004, 23:32
I could never be described a fan of George Dubya, but am I alone in thinking there is something wrong with Mr. Kerry's face??

His Grin is almost stuck when he smiles but goes away sometimes..

Any investigative journalists out there of can tell me if he's ever had syrgery on that big nose of his?

Welll lets hope he wins... I fear we might not have a world left in four years without him...

It's a case of botox gone mad. Also most likely blue-blooded incest genes somewhere along the bloodlines.

He has Edwards as his VP, maybe he can get him to sue the makers of Botox for causing problems and for his insanity.
Haloman
01-11-2004, 23:32
I could never be described a fan of George Dubya, but am I alone in thinking there is something wrong with Mr. Kerry's face??

His Grin is almost stuck when he smiles but goes away sometimes..

Any investigative journalists out there of can tell me if he's ever had syrgery on that big nose of his?

Welll lets hope he wins... I fear we might not have a world left in four years without him...

After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day..."under god" will be removed from the pledge...Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...North Korea will have blown America to bits...Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times, only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop". Guns will be banned, the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.

What about four more years?

And, yes, his face is screwed up...it's the face of a liar.
Powerhungry Chipmunks
01-11-2004, 23:32
I know what's wrong! He was aqbused as a child and never got to see "Charlottes Web":

...Chiiiin up! Chiiiin up!...

Okay, okay, I understand that's unfair, and Bush's face does "monkey business" sometimes. So, I guess with Kerry's face, I'm just horsing around.

*slaps knee*
Sumamba Buwhan
01-11-2004, 23:43
And this is the true face of the right... see above ^
BoomChakalaka
01-11-2004, 23:46
Meeting John Kerry in person is sort of like meeting a tree made out of human skin and wrinkles. On TV he looks a lot like Frankenstein or Herman Munster, up close he more closely resembles Droopy Dog stretched out on a torture rack.
A very good article, actually.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2451
Goed
02-11-2004, 01:33
After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day..."under god" will be removed from the pledge...Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...North Korea will have blown America to bits...Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times, only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop". Guns will be banned, the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.

What about four more years?

And, yes, his face is screwed up...it's the face of a liar.

...That's...that's a joke, right? Please? Pretty please? Just tell me that's sarcasm. Or satire. Or something that means you arn't serious.

I don't need another blow to my feelings of humanity.
Mr Basil Fawlty
02-11-2004, 01:34
I could never be described a fan of George Dubya,


Well with 35 posts, we can not know :rolleyes:
BoomChakalaka
02-11-2004, 01:42
...That's...that's a joke, right? Please? Pretty please? Just tell me that's sarcasm. Or satire. Or something that means you arn't serious.

I'm sure there's a bit of sarcasm in there, but it's not too far off the mark. Kerry has indicated support of expanding welfare services and social medicine coverage. He also believes we can either strongarm or coerce North Korea into behaving while excluding China from any peace talks we hold with them. Historically, China has been the only country capable of cowing N. Korea, probably because they're big and right next to them. They also won't pussyfoot around if it comes to blows.

Kerry also would like to legislate fairness, dumb the country down to the lowest common denominator, and ensure (through expansion of government powers) that no one is allowed to hurt anyone else's feelings. That's not much of an exaggeration, either.
CthulhuFhtagn
02-11-2004, 01:46
...That's...that's a joke, right? Please? Pretty please? Just tell me that's sarcasm. Or satire. Or something that means you arn't serious.

I don't need another blow to my feelings of humanity.
Haloman is serious. What the hell is with people these days?
Demented Hamsters
02-11-2004, 02:17
I'm sure there's a bit of sarcasm in there, but it's not too far off the mark. Kerry has indicated support of expanding welfare services and social medicine coverage. He also believes we can either strongarm or coerce North Korea into behaving while excluding China from any peace talks we hold with them. Historically, China has been the only country capable of cowing N. Korea, probably because they're big and right next to them. They also won't pussyfoot around if it comes to blows.

Kerry also would like to legislate fairness, dumb the country down to the lowest common denominator, and ensure (through expansion of government powers) that no one is allowed to hurt anyone else's feelings. That's not much of an exaggeration, either.
So you're in favour of the US being dependant on a Communist country (China) when it comes to dealing with rogue states? Don't you think that admitting this is going to give China a huge amount of leverage in Asian affairs if it has the US come running up to them begging for help against the big bad North Koreans, cause it can't fix the problem on it's own?
Kerry dumb down the country? How? At least the US would have someone with above (below)average intelligence as President! Surely that'll help in raising the national IQ. ;)
Chellis
02-11-2004, 02:20
After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day..."under god" will be removed from the pledge...Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...North Korea will have blown America to bits...Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times, only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop". Guns will be banned, the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.

Sweet!

Oh...you were bullshitting? Hmm...well, I guess I'll still vote for kerry...Not as happily, though.
Haloman
02-11-2004, 02:35
...That's...that's a joke, right? Please? Pretty please? Just tell me that's sarcasm. Or satire. Or something that means you arn't serious.

I don't need another blow to my feelings of humanity.

Not in the least...

BoomChakalaka and Cthulhu, thanks for covering me. BTW, Cthulhu and Lovecraft kick ass.
Chodolo
02-11-2004, 02:54
After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...
Sounds good.

all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...
They certainly aren't needed in some places.

Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day...
That's awesome if it's with me. If not, then it's just kind of cool.

"under god" will be removed from the pledge...
Damn straight.

Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...
Sounds good.

North Korea will have blown America to bits...
Kim Jung Il may be a paranoid egotrip, but he's not stupid.

Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times,
Why haven't they in the past 3 years?

only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop".
Kerry: "I will hunt down and kill the terrorists."

Guns will be banned,
Funny, Kerry would have to give up his own guns. I doubt that.

the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.
Government places yes. Public schools, yes. State-owned facilities, yes. Separation of church and state.

And, yes, his face is screwed up...it's the face of a liar.
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/washingtondc/media/image/1/107774_bushmiddlefinger.gif
Bush sez "fack ya!" :p
Kramers Intern
02-11-2004, 03:22
After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day..."under god" will be removed from the pledge...Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...North Korea will have blown America to bits...Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times, only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop". Guns will be banned, the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.

What about four more years?

And, yes, his face is screwed up...it's the face of a liar.

So your for high costing healthcare, discrimination against gays, you say dumb things like "Oh Kerry doesnt base his ENTIRE re-election on the bible and therefor he will remove under god from the pledgte, you think Bush has done ANYTHING about North Korea, well, hes ignored them, thats something. OH no, yee-haws wont be able to shoot the crap out of wildlife and other people, mainly bankers and store owners! :eek: and seriously, do you really believe Kerry would "ban the bible" thats really dumb of you, its ignorant.


Just shows the common inteligence level of Bush supporters.
Jayzer
02-11-2004, 03:28
At least the US would have someone with above (below)average intelligence as President! Surely that'll help in raising the national IQ. ;)

They may get a President with an*above (below)average intelligence* but the comment on him raising the national IQ is Bullshit. It dosen't matter which one wins, neither can raise the IQ level.. unless they start a selective breeding program... (And we all know that will never happen).
BoomChakalaka
02-11-2004, 03:29
So you're in favour of the US being dependant on a Communist country (China) when it comes to dealing with rogue states? Don't you think that admitting this is going to give China a huge amount of leverage in Asian affairs if it has the US come running up to them begging for help against the big bad North Koreans, cause it can't fix the problem on it's own?
Kerry dumb down the country? How? At least the US would have someone with above (below)average intelligence as President! Surely that'll help in raising the national IQ. ;)
If it means avoiding nuclear war, yes. The simple fact is that N. Korea is agrgressive and childish in the debate room. The only people they listen to with any regularity is China, so in the past we have worked with China to calm N. Korea down to the point that we can reason with them. It's in China's interest to keep N. Korea on the level as well, so it's not like we have to bribe them for their cooperation.

Also, Kerry's military testing scores were comparatively lower than Bush's. He hasn't realeased his SAT's though, so we can't measure them there. Bush isn't stupid, he's just headstrong and a poor communicator.
Haloman
02-11-2004, 03:31
So your for high costing healthcare, discrimination against gays, you say dumb things like "Oh Kerry doesnt base his ENTIRE re-election on the bible and therefor he will remove under god from the pledgte, you think Bush has done ANYTHING about North Korea, well, hes ignored them, thats something. OH no, yee-haws wont be able to shoot the crap out of wildlife and other people, mainly bankers and store owners! :eek: and seriously, do you really believe Kerry would "ban the bible" thats really dumb of you, its ignorant.


Just shows the common inteligence level of Bush supporters.

Who the hell said I discriminated against gays? I never said anything about gays...shows your ignorance. Oh, by the way, Kerry isn't running for "re-election". Also, have you heard about this little thing called the second amendment? I think it might somewhere in there that I can own a gun...I never said Kerry would ban the bible, I merely meant that there would be total seperation of church and state...such as at any government function, no religion at all would be allowed. Bush HAS started to deal with North Korea, and in the near future (after he's re-elected, of course) we could possibly be at war with them. They're the fuckers we ought to be scared of, they're crazy. I never said Kerry wasn't basing his campaign on the bible, nor did i say that that would be a bad thing if he didn't. I can deal with people who have some idea of what they're talking about and disagree with, morons like you, however, I can't deal with. Hold your breath and count to one thousand.

Better yet, go play in traffic.
BoomChakalaka
02-11-2004, 03:35
So your for high costing healthcare...
Sociallized medicine doesn't lower costs, it just spreads them out amond everyone. It also lowers the quality of the care provided, slows medical advancement and technology innovations, and degernerates into a beaurocratic nightmare where people have to travel to other countries to get life-saving operations because they can't work through the red-tape holding up their socialized care.


... and frankly, is dislike the idea of the government robbing me to pay for someone's medical treatment.
Haloman
02-11-2004, 03:40
Sociallized medicine doesn't lower costs, it just spreads them out amond everyone. It also lowers the quality of the care provided, slows medical advancement and technology innovations, and degernerates into a beaurocratic nightmare where people have to travel to other countries to get life-saving operations because they can't work through the red-tape holding up their socialized care.


... and frankly, is dislike the idea of the government robbing me to pay for someone's medical treatment.

Damn right...privatizing medicine raises the quality of medicine because of competition, and actually lowers the price as well...because of competition.

BoomChakalaka, I'm guessing you're a Bush supporter as well?
Sdaeriji
02-11-2004, 03:41
So you're in favour of the US being dependant on a Communist country (China) when it comes to dealing with rogue states? Don't you think that admitting this is going to give China a huge amount of leverage in Asian affairs if it has the US come running up to them begging for help against the big bad North Koreans, cause it can't fix the problem on it's own?

Maybe you should stop viewing China as an adversary and instead as a potential ally. A close US-Chinese alliance would dominate world affairs.
Jayzer
02-11-2004, 03:41
Sociallized medicine doesn't lower costs, it just spreads them out amond everyone. It also lowers the quality of the care provided, slows medical advancement and technology innovations, and degernerates into a beaurocratic nightmare where people have to travel to other countries to get life-saving operations because they can't work through the red-tape holding up their socialized care.


... and frankly, is dislike the idea of the government robbing me to pay for someone's medical treatment.

Does America have a Private healthcare system? If so, I highly encourage you to become a member. (Thats if its anything like Australia's, where you are guarenteed a bed, and you don't get thrown out of hospital straight away, but can rest untill properly recovered.) However judging by the way your speaking I get the feeling it dosen't have one, or not one that works like ours anyway.
Conceptions
02-11-2004, 03:44
Age is a bitch.

But thankfully we don't base our politics on looks.
http://www.dumbassbunny.com/images/bush04.jpg
Fat Rich People
02-11-2004, 03:47
After four years of Kerry....the US will have completely socialized healthcare...all troops from every part of the world will have been brought home...Females will be fucking every night only to have abortions the next day..."under god" will be removed from the pledge...Men will marry men and Women will marry women constantly...North Korea will have blown America to bits...Islamic radicals will have bombed the shit out of us plenty of times, only to have Kerry write letters to "please stop". Guns will be banned, the bible, or any religious book for that matter, would be banned from public places.

What about four more years?

And, yes, his face is screwed up...it's the face of a liar.

Who the hell said I discriminated against gays? I never said anything about gays...shows your ignorance. Oh, by the way, Kerry isn't running for "re-election". Also, have you heard about this little thing called the second amendment? I think it might somewhere in there that I can own a gun...I never said Kerry would ban the bible, I merely meant that there would be total seperation of church and state...such as at any government function, no religion at all would be allowed. Bush HAS started to deal with North Korea, and in the near future (after he's re-elected, of course) we could possibly be at war with them. They're the fuckers we ought to be scared of, they're crazy. I never said Kerry wasn't basing his campaign on the bible, nor did i say that that would be a bad thing if he didn't. I can deal with people who have some idea of what they're talking about and disagree with, morons like you, however, I can't deal with. Hold your breath and count to one thousand.

Better yet, go play in traffic.

Just thought I'd point that out (bold added by me). I read the second post and my brain twitched when it recalled that you had, indeed, just said that. So I did this to help out! :)
Haloman
02-11-2004, 03:50
Just thought I'd point that out (bold added by me). I read the second post and my brain twitched when it recalled that you had, indeed, just said that. So I did this to help out! :)

Still, I did not say that he would ban the bible...I said in public and in the government. And, I said nothing about discrimination of gays, I said I don't want them to marry. I'm all for civil unions and giving gays their rights.
BoomChakalaka
02-11-2004, 03:50
Damn right...privatizing medicine raises the quality of medicine because of competition, and actually lowers the price as well...because of competition.

BoomChakalaka, I'm guessing you're a Bush supporter as well?
No, I'm voting Badnarik.
Haloman
02-11-2004, 03:53
No, I'm voting Badnarik.

Interesting.
Der Continent
02-11-2004, 03:54
Go Nader
Soviet Narco State
02-11-2004, 04:38
I read in some famous medical journal somewhere that his mother attacked him when he was a child and severely beat him with the ugly stick.
Powerhungry Chipmunks
02-11-2004, 13:25
And this is the true face of the right... see above ^

Yup, that's it. I'm like so totally a freekin' fascists over hurr. I would've kept on going about how he's actually Smarty Jones in disguise, or about how good his odds are in the national "horse-race", or even about him being a pretty good match for theresa (you know, with his Hot-dog shaped body), but I have a gun collection to clean, a few cars on blocks to mow around, and a bible to bash. Actually, if you have any red-headed step-children left to spare, I would appreciate them sent to the following address:

123 Uradummy lane
Itsajoke, OH
73375

Much gratitude, thanks.
Big Jim P
02-11-2004, 13:33
Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich

I choose Giant Douche

My point on whichever one wins a pop contest, elected by morons. Nothing will change. Douche sounds painfull and turd sandwich, well I can cook better.
Demented Hamsters
02-11-2004, 18:03
If it means avoiding nuclear war, yes. The simple fact is that N. Korea is agrgressive and childish in the debate room. The only people they listen to with any regularity is China, so in the past we have worked with China to calm N. Korea down to the point that we can reason with them. It's in China's interest to keep N. Korea on the level as well, so it's not like we have to bribe them for their cooperation.

You don't understand how China works. They tolerate N.Korea because they view Koreans as being beneath them. Korea has either been ruled by China or Japan for most of it's life - only comparatively recently has it been it's own country. China doesn't really care about N.Korea - of course they'd prefer it if the Loony wasn't in power. But as long as he doesn't do anything stupid towards him, they'll leave him there.
If N.Korea ever did anything to China, China would destroy them. And they wouldn't be too concerned about losing a city to a nuclear weapon. The Chinese leader's mentality (in fact the general Chinese person's mentality) is a lot more practical than the typical American. As a result they appear very hard and uncaring. But it's not. It comes from a long history. So if they lose a few thousand (or even hundred thousand) but win, it's still a victory and it's not much compared to the population.
N.Korea will be aware of this, which is why they've never threatened China - just the States and S.Korea.

So by asking China for help is viewed as admitting weakness. And considering how powerful China is becoming, that's not a good thing to do. If the US can deal with Korea on it's own, it'll have more long-term positve outcomes for the US than if it has to ask China for help. Cause it'll be in effect telling China that the US is still the #1 superpower.
Tallaris
02-11-2004, 18:15
They may get a President with an*above (below)average intelligence* but the comment on him raising the national IQ is Bullshit. It dosen't matter which one wins, neither can raise the IQ level.. unless they start a selective breeding program... (And we all know that will never happen).
Selective breeding programs will never happen in the US? Funny, I thought the US had done that in the past. Clearly what once happened can happen again.
Tallaris
02-11-2004, 18:19
Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich

I choose Giant Douche

My point on whichever one wins a pop contest, elected by morons. Nothing will change. Douche sounds painfull and turd sandwich, well I can cook better.
LOL

Yeah that probably one of the most apt analyses I have seen on popular voting. Gotta love south Park.