Neo Alansyism
01-11-2004, 21:49
I've been busy with my OS. But I'm back. I won't be able to post as often, but I'll still drop by every now and then.
"Idiot Wind" and "Math and Football." The secound one I was forced to write, so I decided to take a creative approach. You will soon see "Problems and their solutions(humorous)" And "Abortion: A Case Study."
Here's Idiot Wind and Football. Idiot Wind's best part are the last paragraphs the rest of it isn't that good.
It’s funny that the central tenant of our school system is understanding and originality, or rather that is what they like to make you think. And they do a good job. They encourage everyone to dress the way they like, speak, and look however they like. This is a great society, because as we all know people who look different make-up a truly diverse nation. It doesn’t matter that their thought processes are the same, their mannerisms are often times very similar, and not an original word has ever leapt from their mouths. Oh wait I’m sorry to realize this, it would take common sense.
I have been called an endless list of names in my life. I have been accused of everything from Conservatism to Communism. I have been called a racist because I believe a man should be judged by the quality of his character, instead of the color of his skin. My accusers are always upper-middle class whites, who preach tolerance, when the only thing they’ve ever had to tolerate is their “small” beach house. They persecute what they don’t understand. They cover up the truth with lies, and they know their lies, but they believe them anyway. The talk about “slavery” often. I’m considered racist because I don’t get into any discussions about slavery. It was wrong, I am not denying that, but I believe by bringing it up you are opening old wounds. The very discussion of slavery promotes hatred from both races. Racism is a universal affliction, and in our present-day society we forget that. Whites an be discriminated against just as easily as blacks, or Hispanics, or Jews. Yes, I am a racist because I want a color blind society, because I want the old rivalries to be buried. It is so evil and nazi-like to promote a classless raceless society, to want peace. I walk around the school and see the little cliques. The upper-middle-class white students all congregate at one table at lunch. I sit with blacks, Asians, and whites. We accept each others differences and we laugh at them. It’s a beautiful, almost utopian setting. So maybe the other children's “sympathy,” is just an act. Occasionally you will see a swastika crudely drawn on one of their hands. But no one will tell the and administrator. I’m not joking, they may be racist scumbags but at least they don’t think original thoughts.
In defense of the paper I wrote on football and math. I honestly didn’t know Mrs. **** was the head of the cheerleading squad. But I think she realizes the paper was just a dark satire. Maybe the readers of the paper were total idiots, or they didn’t read the whole thing. The morale of the story was obsession with anything will cripple you. These football fanatics have lost touch with the world. Today my friend’s sixteen year old sister was in a conversation with her mother. During the conversation she asked “Who’s Kerry?” I had to contain myself from screaming at the top of my lungs. We drove a few more miles and she saluted a football player from her school. Again I had to contain myself when the man just looked away and ignored her. I am the horrible man? My eyes swelled up with tears when I saw the injured Iraqi children in Fahrenheit 9/11. Those fat self-absorbed basterds don’t even know a war is going on. I am the antithesis to what this society wants. Society wants a stupid Goth who thinks he is being allowed to be “different.” But realistically he’s just a toy, with a very distorted perception of himself and reality. Oh, oh angst! Why couldn’t I have born empty-headed and ignorant like everyone else? The so-called non-conformists of this school are almost a majority. Now last time I checked non-conformity meant fighting the status-quo. But now sense everyone is so bent on fighting an almost non-existent group of “conformists.” They are simply conforming to one another. I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? Yes, my friends these are the “unique” children in our country. So unique, yes I almost cry when I have to listen to their “uniqueness.” Oh, I’m sorry, was I being honest again?
Here is a bit of information, the columbine kids were republicans and Goths. The government/school district views anyone with a certain degree of intelligence as “dangerous.” The funny thing is I hate guns and their owners. The ownership of a gun is not civil responsibility, it is a license to kill. The government should round up every gun in this country, and if the redneck gun-loving conservative doesn’t give it up, crucify him. Ignorance and intolerance can only be eradicated through quick, decisive suppression.
The way that I would have liked to word this piece would’ve gotten me suspended(I‘m referring to the vocabulary, which could have been much harsher). I know you’re not used to reading actual writing. Your used to reading those pointless nostagalic papers on experiences or memories. Or poorly written pieces, almost plagiarized from Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons. I know I should be writing about my personal life. Yes, the problem is, no one cares! Writing about yourself is the most arrogant form of literature on the face of the planet. The books that are awarded honors are never very good. Simply mentioning slavery or the holocaust will earn you the Pulitzer prize. And by writing a book on wizards and dragons you will sell millions of copies to the near-illiterate children of this country. Writing a book or even an essay from a different perspective dealing with semi-intellectual subject manner? God forbid!
That idiot wind just keeps blowing, it keeps turning the pages of our books, dusty and unread. It keeps blowing through our schools, accompanied by a hurricane of ignorance. No one cares about this breeze. They let it sweep through and fill their minds with lies. The idiot wind fills their heads with small minds, images, and pathetic ill-formed opinions. You hurt the ones that I love best, and cover up the truth with lies. But one day you’ll be in the ditch, flies buzzing around your eyes, eaten alive by your cruel master. You’re ruthless gossiping, merciless, hateful, and deceitful. Do you know what this idiot wind is? It is all of the toxic fumes coming out of the disgusting mouths of humanity. I don’t listen to the idiot wind, I don’t pay attention to it. The idiot wind will turn against it’s own, we all are victims of it’s horrid cruelty. What I don’t understand is how anyone can take a simple statement, or a song, or a television show and spin it into a completely different meaning. It is not their “opinion” it is outright libel, and you do not have the right to lie. Other children who praise the idiot wind are respected by their peers. As “mature” and adult-like. Well I suppose their stupid parents gossip, so they’re just emulating the behavior. The pure stupidity and apathy of it’s victims is commendable? Everyone is supposed to behave in this manner? Idiot wind, I realize you are dissatisfied with your position and your place, but don’t you understand it’s not my problem. You‘re the lowest scum on earth, you must not only be miserable and unproductive, but you also must make everyone around you the same way. I see the pain you embrace, I see the misery you love and bathe in. And I hate it, just like I hate you. But I know their is no way to kill you, you’re just air. All of the hate and fear you have brought into the world, all of the minds you have stupefied, by spinning your lies. The sad thing is, everyone believes you. What your motivations are is beyond the spectrum of my mind. Maybe you’re a sadist of some sort, that enjoys inflicting pain. Or you find a sick pleasure in lying to the faces of people. You’re very existence is so petty and meaningless why don’t you blow over to Siberia. Yes, when the apocalypse comes you can be proud of your contribution. I know I’m going to be sent somewhere for writing this, but I really don’t care. If this idiot wind keeps gaining momentum, lord please help us.
Maybe you’re all so stupid you don’t realize it. A man of true brilliance realizes how little he really knows, while and idiot will never admit to his ignorance. When I was in a crowd of screaming idiot, I began to yell every sort of profanity I could think of. But I was not heard. The shrieks of the many drowned out the voice of one. The stupidity of the masses kill off the silent intellectual minority.
It is wrong to hate violence, because it is everyone right to be homicidal. It’s wrong to hate gossip, because it is their “opinion,” and it is a completely normal behavior. It is wrong to tell the truth, because it is hurtful, and hateful. I see the lies which are more hateful than any truth on the planet are “ok.” The world will be engulfed in flames, and chaos one day. All of you ignorant peasants will be killing one another. And I’ll be laughing, I will find the same sick humor in your misfortunes as you do in everyone else's. None of you are worth the blood that runs in your veins. You can’t make people any more educated, and you can’t make them care. That’s fine, they will create their own fate. The true victor of this epic struggle will be the idiot wind. Still blowing, and cackling .You’re all idiots it’s a wonder that you can feed yourselves.
Let’s see how the opium for the masses correlates with mathematics. Firstly, before you recruit a player, you must check into is criminal record which is often time very colorful. The league rules are very strict , if the player has gone to jail over a dozens times, he is verbally warned. This also depends on the degree of the felony, and these felonies. Which make up a very elaborate system, that requires experience with mathematics. Addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication are all skills used very often in calculating a players criminal record. Rounding is used many times in test scores, distorted statistics are also applied to this new science. For example, a students final grade point average was 0.5, and this was rounded to one. And 1.0 was once again warped by using fractions and decimals into making it look like a 4.0.
I went to a football game the other day with math on my mind. The crowd was filled with dancing idiots with an orange and blue painted on their chests. And I wondered what was the difference between the alcohol in their blood an the legal amount? I counted the number of police that it took to contain and stammering drunkard. Then I wanted to work with negative numbers so I decided to test the fans IQ. I also wanted to compare the average IQ’s of the players and the crowd. I also passed out a few psychological tests, meant to analyze sociopath tendencies, and average maturity amongst the horde of beer guzzling fanatics and the players. I didn’t get to work with negative numbers, but I can assure you they were close.
I got to test the players for steroids with the coach. I was hoping I could work with negatives, but alas I was denied the opportunity. Every test read positive. So I went out and asked the cheerleaders how many of them were virgins. 0, so then I asked another group from another state. And I continued the pattern, it came out like binary which is a simple mathematic language. It was many zeros and an occasional one.
Once I returned to my friend’s house I had to use my time skill to figure out how many hours his parents and his sisters stupid friends talked about the game. And then I converted it into a percentage of their intelligent conversation. And my it was close to those negative numbers I wanted to deal with!
The next mourning I decided to perform a simple neurological experiment on a few of the fans. While they were on brainwave monitors I showed them pictures of maimed Iraqi children, George Bush, Police Brutality, I showed them Klansmen hanging a black man, I showed them one man shooting another. I continued by showing them dying Ethiopian children, and the explosions and aftermath of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The detector did move, just in the wrong direction. Finally a negative number! Then I showed them a picture of a football, and instantly the detector began to draw large V’s. What had turned my heart up side down, did not affect them the slightest bit. My eyes watering in hatred of their apathy and ignorance.
I said “I’ve got one last math problem for you. How valuable do you think your lives are in a numerical scale?” One fat man arrogantly rose and told me “As high as it can go.” Judging by the IQ tests, psychological analysis, and your brainwaves, I can give you a rough estimate.” “What?” the blob asked.
I shouted “Zero, in other words, absolutely nothing!” His mind went blank like a goldfishes does, and rudely asked “Where’s the beer and the remote control?”
I shook my head in disgust and just walked away. I saw a few men, in a drunken state stumbling around a sports bar. I saw a football fly in the air, and started to calculate a few physics equations in my head. But then I thought, why make such a simple sport, played by complete idiots, and viewed by disgruntled wage slaves more complicated then it is? I suppose I should combat apathy with apathy. The only problem is they are truly ignorant, self centered aspergian people. Me, I’m still walking into the sun cursing the world and it’s inhabitants.
"Idiot Wind" and "Math and Football." The secound one I was forced to write, so I decided to take a creative approach. You will soon see "Problems and their solutions(humorous)" And "Abortion: A Case Study."
Here's Idiot Wind and Football. Idiot Wind's best part are the last paragraphs the rest of it isn't that good.
It’s funny that the central tenant of our school system is understanding and originality, or rather that is what they like to make you think. And they do a good job. They encourage everyone to dress the way they like, speak, and look however they like. This is a great society, because as we all know people who look different make-up a truly diverse nation. It doesn’t matter that their thought processes are the same, their mannerisms are often times very similar, and not an original word has ever leapt from their mouths. Oh wait I’m sorry to realize this, it would take common sense.
I have been called an endless list of names in my life. I have been accused of everything from Conservatism to Communism. I have been called a racist because I believe a man should be judged by the quality of his character, instead of the color of his skin. My accusers are always upper-middle class whites, who preach tolerance, when the only thing they’ve ever had to tolerate is their “small” beach house. They persecute what they don’t understand. They cover up the truth with lies, and they know their lies, but they believe them anyway. The talk about “slavery” often. I’m considered racist because I don’t get into any discussions about slavery. It was wrong, I am not denying that, but I believe by bringing it up you are opening old wounds. The very discussion of slavery promotes hatred from both races. Racism is a universal affliction, and in our present-day society we forget that. Whites an be discriminated against just as easily as blacks, or Hispanics, or Jews. Yes, I am a racist because I want a color blind society, because I want the old rivalries to be buried. It is so evil and nazi-like to promote a classless raceless society, to want peace. I walk around the school and see the little cliques. The upper-middle-class white students all congregate at one table at lunch. I sit with blacks, Asians, and whites. We accept each others differences and we laugh at them. It’s a beautiful, almost utopian setting. So maybe the other children's “sympathy,” is just an act. Occasionally you will see a swastika crudely drawn on one of their hands. But no one will tell the and administrator. I’m not joking, they may be racist scumbags but at least they don’t think original thoughts.
In defense of the paper I wrote on football and math. I honestly didn’t know Mrs. **** was the head of the cheerleading squad. But I think she realizes the paper was just a dark satire. Maybe the readers of the paper were total idiots, or they didn’t read the whole thing. The morale of the story was obsession with anything will cripple you. These football fanatics have lost touch with the world. Today my friend’s sixteen year old sister was in a conversation with her mother. During the conversation she asked “Who’s Kerry?” I had to contain myself from screaming at the top of my lungs. We drove a few more miles and she saluted a football player from her school. Again I had to contain myself when the man just looked away and ignored her. I am the horrible man? My eyes swelled up with tears when I saw the injured Iraqi children in Fahrenheit 9/11. Those fat self-absorbed basterds don’t even know a war is going on. I am the antithesis to what this society wants. Society wants a stupid Goth who thinks he is being allowed to be “different.” But realistically he’s just a toy, with a very distorted perception of himself and reality. Oh, oh angst! Why couldn’t I have born empty-headed and ignorant like everyone else? The so-called non-conformists of this school are almost a majority. Now last time I checked non-conformity meant fighting the status-quo. But now sense everyone is so bent on fighting an almost non-existent group of “conformists.” They are simply conforming to one another. I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? Yes, my friends these are the “unique” children in our country. So unique, yes I almost cry when I have to listen to their “uniqueness.” Oh, I’m sorry, was I being honest again?
Here is a bit of information, the columbine kids were republicans and Goths. The government/school district views anyone with a certain degree of intelligence as “dangerous.” The funny thing is I hate guns and their owners. The ownership of a gun is not civil responsibility, it is a license to kill. The government should round up every gun in this country, and if the redneck gun-loving conservative doesn’t give it up, crucify him. Ignorance and intolerance can only be eradicated through quick, decisive suppression.
The way that I would have liked to word this piece would’ve gotten me suspended(I‘m referring to the vocabulary, which could have been much harsher). I know you’re not used to reading actual writing. Your used to reading those pointless nostagalic papers on experiences or memories. Or poorly written pieces, almost plagiarized from Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons. I know I should be writing about my personal life. Yes, the problem is, no one cares! Writing about yourself is the most arrogant form of literature on the face of the planet. The books that are awarded honors are never very good. Simply mentioning slavery or the holocaust will earn you the Pulitzer prize. And by writing a book on wizards and dragons you will sell millions of copies to the near-illiterate children of this country. Writing a book or even an essay from a different perspective dealing with semi-intellectual subject manner? God forbid!
That idiot wind just keeps blowing, it keeps turning the pages of our books, dusty and unread. It keeps blowing through our schools, accompanied by a hurricane of ignorance. No one cares about this breeze. They let it sweep through and fill their minds with lies. The idiot wind fills their heads with small minds, images, and pathetic ill-formed opinions. You hurt the ones that I love best, and cover up the truth with lies. But one day you’ll be in the ditch, flies buzzing around your eyes, eaten alive by your cruel master. You’re ruthless gossiping, merciless, hateful, and deceitful. Do you know what this idiot wind is? It is all of the toxic fumes coming out of the disgusting mouths of humanity. I don’t listen to the idiot wind, I don’t pay attention to it. The idiot wind will turn against it’s own, we all are victims of it’s horrid cruelty. What I don’t understand is how anyone can take a simple statement, or a song, or a television show and spin it into a completely different meaning. It is not their “opinion” it is outright libel, and you do not have the right to lie. Other children who praise the idiot wind are respected by their peers. As “mature” and adult-like. Well I suppose their stupid parents gossip, so they’re just emulating the behavior. The pure stupidity and apathy of it’s victims is commendable? Everyone is supposed to behave in this manner? Idiot wind, I realize you are dissatisfied with your position and your place, but don’t you understand it’s not my problem. You‘re the lowest scum on earth, you must not only be miserable and unproductive, but you also must make everyone around you the same way. I see the pain you embrace, I see the misery you love and bathe in. And I hate it, just like I hate you. But I know their is no way to kill you, you’re just air. All of the hate and fear you have brought into the world, all of the minds you have stupefied, by spinning your lies. The sad thing is, everyone believes you. What your motivations are is beyond the spectrum of my mind. Maybe you’re a sadist of some sort, that enjoys inflicting pain. Or you find a sick pleasure in lying to the faces of people. You’re very existence is so petty and meaningless why don’t you blow over to Siberia. Yes, when the apocalypse comes you can be proud of your contribution. I know I’m going to be sent somewhere for writing this, but I really don’t care. If this idiot wind keeps gaining momentum, lord please help us.
Maybe you’re all so stupid you don’t realize it. A man of true brilliance realizes how little he really knows, while and idiot will never admit to his ignorance. When I was in a crowd of screaming idiot, I began to yell every sort of profanity I could think of. But I was not heard. The shrieks of the many drowned out the voice of one. The stupidity of the masses kill off the silent intellectual minority.
It is wrong to hate violence, because it is everyone right to be homicidal. It’s wrong to hate gossip, because it is their “opinion,” and it is a completely normal behavior. It is wrong to tell the truth, because it is hurtful, and hateful. I see the lies which are more hateful than any truth on the planet are “ok.” The world will be engulfed in flames, and chaos one day. All of you ignorant peasants will be killing one another. And I’ll be laughing, I will find the same sick humor in your misfortunes as you do in everyone else's. None of you are worth the blood that runs in your veins. You can’t make people any more educated, and you can’t make them care. That’s fine, they will create their own fate. The true victor of this epic struggle will be the idiot wind. Still blowing, and cackling .You’re all idiots it’s a wonder that you can feed yourselves.
Let’s see how the opium for the masses correlates with mathematics. Firstly, before you recruit a player, you must check into is criminal record which is often time very colorful. The league rules are very strict , if the player has gone to jail over a dozens times, he is verbally warned. This also depends on the degree of the felony, and these felonies. Which make up a very elaborate system, that requires experience with mathematics. Addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication are all skills used very often in calculating a players criminal record. Rounding is used many times in test scores, distorted statistics are also applied to this new science. For example, a students final grade point average was 0.5, and this was rounded to one. And 1.0 was once again warped by using fractions and decimals into making it look like a 4.0.
I went to a football game the other day with math on my mind. The crowd was filled with dancing idiots with an orange and blue painted on their chests. And I wondered what was the difference between the alcohol in their blood an the legal amount? I counted the number of police that it took to contain and stammering drunkard. Then I wanted to work with negative numbers so I decided to test the fans IQ. I also wanted to compare the average IQ’s of the players and the crowd. I also passed out a few psychological tests, meant to analyze sociopath tendencies, and average maturity amongst the horde of beer guzzling fanatics and the players. I didn’t get to work with negative numbers, but I can assure you they were close.
I got to test the players for steroids with the coach. I was hoping I could work with negatives, but alas I was denied the opportunity. Every test read positive. So I went out and asked the cheerleaders how many of them were virgins. 0, so then I asked another group from another state. And I continued the pattern, it came out like binary which is a simple mathematic language. It was many zeros and an occasional one.
Once I returned to my friend’s house I had to use my time skill to figure out how many hours his parents and his sisters stupid friends talked about the game. And then I converted it into a percentage of their intelligent conversation. And my it was close to those negative numbers I wanted to deal with!
The next mourning I decided to perform a simple neurological experiment on a few of the fans. While they were on brainwave monitors I showed them pictures of maimed Iraqi children, George Bush, Police Brutality, I showed them Klansmen hanging a black man, I showed them one man shooting another. I continued by showing them dying Ethiopian children, and the explosions and aftermath of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The detector did move, just in the wrong direction. Finally a negative number! Then I showed them a picture of a football, and instantly the detector began to draw large V’s. What had turned my heart up side down, did not affect them the slightest bit. My eyes watering in hatred of their apathy and ignorance.
I said “I’ve got one last math problem for you. How valuable do you think your lives are in a numerical scale?” One fat man arrogantly rose and told me “As high as it can go.” Judging by the IQ tests, psychological analysis, and your brainwaves, I can give you a rough estimate.” “What?” the blob asked.
I shouted “Zero, in other words, absolutely nothing!” His mind went blank like a goldfishes does, and rudely asked “Where’s the beer and the remote control?”
I shook my head in disgust and just walked away. I saw a few men, in a drunken state stumbling around a sports bar. I saw a football fly in the air, and started to calculate a few physics equations in my head. But then I thought, why make such a simple sport, played by complete idiots, and viewed by disgruntled wage slaves more complicated then it is? I suppose I should combat apathy with apathy. The only problem is they are truly ignorant, self centered aspergian people. Me, I’m still walking into the sun cursing the world and it’s inhabitants.