NationStates Jolt Archive

Given 99% of the threads today and tomorrow will be about the US Federal Election, Bush v.s. Kerry, Kerry is a Communist, Bush is a redneck, blah blah blah, I figured I'd start a thread that is sooooo irelevant, people will hopefully post on it. Enjoy! By the way, I hate mayo on toast but don't mind it on non-toasted bread.

I hate mayo

I only use mayo on toast when I eat a scrambled egg sandwich.

I hate mayo

Blasphemy!

I gotta be honest im not a huge mayo fan- if Satan was going round (a la bill hicks) making everyone suck his cock im willing to bet Satans Semen would look and taste like mayo
(ps I'm also pretty sure both bush and kerry suck Satans Cock ;) )

I eat chips with mayo (no, I'm not French, that's just their one good idea ever), but I can't say I've ever tried it on toast - I'm sorely tempted to try it though. What I do eat is chilli on toast (only a tiny bit, mixed in with the margerine) - it's a good wake-up but it does make your breath smell - so probably not a good breakfast snack.

Oh, and Bush isn't a redneck, he's as rich and northern as Kerry is. Just 'cos he plays Texan doesn't mean he is one ;)

I love mayo on toast. Particularly when there's lettuce, bacon and tomato on it too, in a sandwich.

A wonderful culinary invention called a BLT.

i hate mayo too

Oh, and Bush isn't a redneck, he's as rich and northern as Kerry is. Just 'cos he plays Texan doesn't mean he is one ;)

Bush is not in the same league of wealth as Mr and Mrs Kerry are.

Bush is not in the same league of wealth as Mr and Mrs Kerry are.
His 'simple Texan boy' act still doesn't wash - while the Kerrys might be richer, the Bushs are still a Massachusetts, New York and Connecticut family. And are definately not short of a few pennies.

Anyway, this is a thread about mayo, not the elections, so I'll leave it there.

Mayo on toast with lunchmeat and cheese or a BLT. I just finished lunch, mayo on wheat bread with bologna and cheese. Mayo is GREAT on french..er, freedom, uh.. those deep fried potato things. I don't use catsup of any brand on anything and manwich is gross.

Mayo on toast with lunchmeat and cheese or a BLT. I just finished lunch, mayo on wheat bread with bologna and cheese. Mayo is GREAT on french..er, freedom, uh.. those deep fried potato things. I don't use catsup of any brand on anything and manwich is gross.
Whenever I see the word 'Catsup' I immediately think 'Cat Soup'.

The greatest sandwich ever has to be chicken, cheese, a little mayo and chilli. It's really more of a burger design, but using chicken slices and real cheese instead of chicken breast and cheese slices. It's a nice way to make a burger too (especially with peppered chicken), but it makes a great sandwich.

Substituting corned beef for chicken and using stronger cheese is another great one. I think I eat too many sandwiches to be experimenting with all these designs...

Blech! I can only stomach the stuff in small amounts. There's just something so... unwholesome about it. Same with sour cream, unless I'm eating sour cream enchiladas... mmmmm

It is the basis of the BLT, an excellent sandwich.