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Bush gets Erection 2004!

Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 15:33
At least Mrs. Bush will be pleased
Chodolo
01-11-2004, 15:34
Laughing
My
Frippen
Ass
Off

:D
Big Jim P
01-11-2004, 15:39
And dontcha know everythings bigger in Texas?

To bad hes not a Texan. :rolleyes:
Lunatic Goofballs
01-11-2004, 15:43
And dontcha know everythings bigger in Texas?

To bad hes not a Texan. :rolleyes:
That's probably why he went there.
Impunia
01-11-2004, 15:45
That's because all the real Texans were slaughtered off by the Spanish and other European immigrants ages ago.
Big Jim P
01-11-2004, 15:45
That's probably why he went there.


LMFAO.


Hes an effing YANKEE.

Morons
Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 15:47
If only I had a picture of a very sad looking Laura Bush I coulda called the thread "Bush loses Erection" instead- dam!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-11-2004, 15:47
LMFAO.


Hes an effing YANKEE.

Morons

SOme people will try anything out of desperation to get that extra inch. ;)
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 15:47
LMFAO.


Hes an effing YANKEE.

Morons


Mmmmm Yankee is that like a Twinkie ?
Z-unit
01-11-2004, 15:49
If only I had a picture of a very sad looking Laura Bush I coulda called the thread "Bush loses Erection" instead- dam!
Just wait...When Bush's supply of Viagra runs out then you'll have yourself a picture.
Big Jim P
01-11-2004, 15:50
SOme people will try anything out of desperation to get that extra inch. ;)

Including manly "Pride"

LMFAO
Lunatic Goofballs
01-11-2004, 15:53
I also have a theory that homphobes have smaller penises.

I hope someone will do a study of it.

Take 200 gay men, 200 straight non-homophobes and 200 straight homophobes collected at random and find out. I'll wager that the average homophobe's penis is shorter than either of the other two groups. *nod*
Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 16:02
I also have a theory that homphobes have smaller penises.

I hope someone will do a study of it.

Take 200 gay men, 200 straight non-homophobes and 200 straight homophobes collected at random and find out. I'll wager that the average homophobe's penis is shorter than either of the other two groups. *nod*
In addition if you show the assembled 600 men gay porn- the 200 gays will become aroused, the 200 straights will become bored and the 200 homophobes will become aroused.....
Soviet Haaregrad
01-11-2004, 16:02
If only I had a picture of a very sad looking Laura Bush I coulda called the thread "Bush loses Erection" instead- dam!

They don't exist, she gets a daily prozac enema.
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 16:03
I also have a theory that homphobes have smaller penises.

I hope someone will do a study of it.

Take 200 gay men, 200 straight non-homophobes and 200 straight homophobes collected at random and find out. I'll wager that the average homophobe's penis is shorter than either of the other two groups. *nod*


I dont know... lots of freekish hicks out there :-D
Dontgivadamn
01-11-2004, 16:04
Sorry to interupt, but I think the queer forum is down the hall, two doors to your left.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-11-2004, 16:05
Sorry to interupt, but I think the queer forum is down the hall, two doors to your left.

Thanks for the directions. Good thing you've got them memorized. :)
Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 16:05
They don't exist, she gets a daily prozac enema.
Wouldnt that make her farts induce happiness and tranquility in everyone that smelled them? They wouldnt need police at all those violent demonstrations aga they could just send Laura Bush to fart them into being more peaceful
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 16:06
Sorry to interupt, but I think the queer forum is down the hall, two doors to your left.

ohhh sounds like we found us a homophobe ... lets start the study :-D
Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 16:08
ohhh sounds like we found us a homophobe ... lets start the study :-D
ah but which study? the small penis one the gay porn one or the "have Laura Bush fart prozac into the homophobes face so he isnt such an annoying smallminded git" test?
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 16:09
Hmmm all three ... they have different controls so it wont interfere!
Dontgivadamn
01-11-2004, 16:09
Yeah, you would want to get your hands on me, wouldn't you, you freak.
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 16:10
Yeah, you would want to get your hands on me, wouldn't you, you freak.


Lol for your information I am strait … I just find it funny how upset you are getting :)

I think it is time to act like a big boy now
Brittanic States
01-11-2004, 16:11
Yeah, you would want to get your hands on me, wouldn't you, you freak.
Sounds like somebody needs a hug!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-11-2004, 16:11
Yeah, you would want to get your hands on me, wouldn't you, you freak.

Maybe. Maybe not. Post a picture of your penis and anyone interested will contact you. :)
UpwardThrust
01-11-2004, 16:14
Sounds like somebody needs a hug!


yeah group hug with Dontgivadamn!