Heavenly Smack Down
Which religious figure/deity would you bet money on to win a heavenly round-robin wrestling match?
Abraham
Jesus
Mohammad
Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha)
Brahma-Shiva-Vishnu (tag team)
Other (identify)
Right-Wing America
01-11-2004, 07:03
gotta go with Jesus Christ (only one better then him is God)
Big Jim P
01-11-2004, 07:05
Satan?
Brahma-Shiva-Vishnu.
Those Hindi deities can kick some real ass... they're not all-good loving bunnysoft gods.
I gotta put my money on the tag team of Brahma-Shiva-Vishnu. The combination of the Creator, the Destroyer, and the Preserver is too much to beat.
Los Banditos
01-11-2004, 07:15
Jesus. you just can not keep that man down.
Qordalis
01-11-2004, 07:15
Seeing as Jesus is a pacifist I can hardly see him winning the wrestling the match. Mohammed, Abraham, and Gautama are all just mortals, so they would not win either. Thus we go for the Brahma-Shiva-Vishnu tag team.
Hrm... any Religious Deity?
I'd have to say Marduk, compared to taking out Tiamat and Kingu's monsters and armies by himself a wrestling match would be a cakewalk.
Siddhartha Gautam, by some random twist of fate.
My country not yours
01-11-2004, 07:24
Jesus is the son of god, god can have an attitude. so if its all genetics jesus can kick some ass :D
Aequatio
01-11-2004, 07:25
My good buddy jesus would ultimately win, since as we've all seen... he's indestructable.
Xenophobialand
01-11-2004, 07:32
Why is Abraham on the list and not Jacob? The man wrestled an archangel into submission, for crying out loud?
Why is Abraham on the list and not Jacob? The man wrestled an archangel into submission, for crying out loud?
Maybe it wasn't fair of me to not give everyone tag team partners.
Abraham could have gotten help from Isaac and Jacob; Jesus partners up with his disciples and Paul; Buddha teams with a host of Bodhisattva; Mohammad gets a hand from the Jinn.
The Hindu tag team is pretty tough to beat, so I guess it is only fair to allow the other wrestlers to have partners.
Stalankia
01-11-2004, 07:56
Heracles (Hercules) hands down.
Squashida
01-11-2004, 13:02
buddha man, i don't pretended to know anything about dietes besids there image, and buddha at one point atleast, ws on large dude, and he was enlightened and stuff, i think he could see right away the weakness of his opentents.
The Milesian Technate
01-11-2004, 14:34
How about Dagdha? (Celtic God, more specifically, a Gaelic God)
He was a big man and with a club that about kill with one end and bring people back to life with the other? Not to mention his bottomless cauldron, occcult knowledge and magic harp that ruled the seasons!
Stroudiztan
01-11-2004, 14:37
Cthulhu will devour them into shadow. And powerbomb them from the top rope.
Big Jim P
01-11-2004, 14:37
How about Dagdha? (Celtic God, more specifically, a Gaelic God)
He was a big man and with a club that about kill with one end and bring people back to life with the other? Not to mention his bottomless cauldron, occcult knowledge and magic harp that ruled the seasons!
In my angel of light costume (Can I borrow it for awhile Roan?) I would lay the smack down on all their candy-asses.
:D