Explain yourself. (joke)
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:31
I dunno, just explain yourself.
Fnordish Infamy
31-10-2004, 07:33
Seriously, though, I did not have sex with that woman.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:34
But I did! :D
Fnordish Infamy
31-10-2004, 07:40
You said you were just working late that night!
I'm divorcing you.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:41
You said you were just working late that night!
I'm divorcing you.
Yea yea, lets not forget about the Pool boy!
Fnordish Infamy
31-10-2004, 07:54
He was only any the house because he wanted some salad, and you know it.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:55
He was only any the house because he wanted some salad, and you know it.
And I think we all know what he ment by "salad" and you never wore that Victoria Secret outfit for me, but you had it on when he came around!
Fnordy... was that the black lacy little number tha.... hummm, I mean, the salad was great... yah that's it. with the cucumbers and lettus and stuff.
Kleptonis
31-10-2004, 14:52
Well, it was late, and I was coming home from that party, so I was really tired. So then this girl's like "Hey, you wanna fuck?" And how could I resist that? I mean, she was hot and all, and I really needed that kind of pick-me-up, so I went for it. Sucks though, that she got pregnant and all, and she didn't believe in birth control or abortion. So junior, I hope that explains why your dad is only 15 years older than you.