Water Cove
31-10-2004, 01:05
Saw this on TV, it was just a joke so don't go claiming its true. This is more or less is how it went:
[Interview with John Kerry, Peter's so-called comrade.]
Peter: John, you just said you had a chicken in your shirt to win the election. What are you talking about actually?
Kerry: I mean that this chicken will make me President, because no one else has anything like this. And this is it.
[Camera zooms out to reveal Osama Bin Laden next to Kerry's desk.]
Kerry: We got him.
Jack: Bin Laden!?
Peter: Where did you find him?
Kerry: No no no, he found me.
Osama: We made a partnership so I appear in his custody before the elections. It is my way of getting back at Bush.
Is this a worthy counterpart to the rumor that Bush has already captured Bin Laden long ago or is it? I think it is. Anyway it's good for a laugh.
[Interview with John Kerry, Peter's so-called comrade.]
Peter: John, you just said you had a chicken in your shirt to win the election. What are you talking about actually?
Kerry: I mean that this chicken will make me President, because no one else has anything like this. And this is it.
[Camera zooms out to reveal Osama Bin Laden next to Kerry's desk.]
Kerry: We got him.
Jack: Bin Laden!?
Peter: Where did you find him?
Kerry: No no no, he found me.
Osama: We made a partnership so I appear in his custody before the elections. It is my way of getting back at Bush.
Is this a worthy counterpart to the rumor that Bush has already captured Bin Laden long ago or is it? I think it is. Anyway it's good for a laugh.