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Kerry has a plan!

Zooke
30-10-2004, 20:57
http://rfny.us/mp3/Kerry_calls_Nebel.mp3
Commie-Pinko Scum
30-10-2004, 21:04
and the plan is world domination
Orders of Crusaders
30-10-2004, 21:15
Nah, that's my plan :D
Pedie
30-10-2004, 21:24
And he's still working on it!!!!!!!!! Can't say that boy doesn't stick with a "plan".
Natural Choice
31-10-2004, 04:47
Kerry has a plan???? What is it, to announce "I have a plan!" a thousand more times before tuesday?
DeaconDave
31-10-2004, 06:48
I can't wait until he's elected, and then reinstates the draft. Boy am I going to laugh my ass off when that happens.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 06:50
I can't wait until he's elected, and then reinstates the draft. Boy am I going to laugh my ass off when that happens.

I guess we forgot who said "We will NOT have an all Volunteer Army.", before correcting himself. I'll give you a hint. He lives in the White House.
DeaconDave
31-10-2004, 06:52
Yes, but I am assuming he's not going to win on tuesday, so he's irrelevant now. Kerry on the other hand has all but concluded a draft is necessary.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 06:53
Yes, but I am assuming he's not going to win on tuesday, so he's irrelevant now. Kerry on the other hand has all but concluded a draft is necessary.


No no, a Draft is political suicide. and since Bush did political suicide....alot of times, one more won't hurt.
DeaconDave
31-10-2004, 06:57
No no, a Draft is political suicide. and since Bush did political suicide....alot of times, one more won't hurt.


Nope, you''re getting it alright.

Kerry keeps on saying that Bush will be forced to introduce it given US commitments. But kerry also said he's pretty much going to keep that army doing what it's doing overseas. So he'll have to institute it. He'll totally blame bush though.

I don't even think that it would faze most of his supporters even. (Well except the drafted ones.) I think the whole thing is hilarious.
Irrational Numbers
31-10-2004, 07:00
Kerry has a plan???? What is it, to announce "I have a plan!" a thousand more times before tuesday?

Was that a real phone call by John Kerry?
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:01
Was that a real phone call by John Kerry?

:rolleyes: I really should slap you upside the head....
Takodom
31-10-2004, 07:01
Well I think Kerry has a better plan than Bush, but thats not what i came to talk about. If anyone knows Ushi Yasha send him a nasty e-mail because he restricts my right to post my opinion on the message board. HE literally blows and sucks at the same time.
DeaconDave
31-10-2004, 07:05
Well I think Kerry has a better plan than Bush, but thats not what i came to talk about. If anyone knows Ushi Yasha send him a nasty e-mail because he restricts my right to post my opinion on the message board. HE literally blows and sucks at the same time.

Why is his avatar nippon?

Is he some kind of japanese imperialist or something?
Muktar
31-10-2004, 07:07
And we all know that if it's a recording found on the internet with no actual FACTS to back it up, it MUST be true.
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 07:08
And we all know that if it's a recording found on the internet with no actual FACTS to back it up, it MUST be true.

ROFL!
UshiYasha I
31-10-2004, 23:07
Why is his avatar nippon?

Is he some kind of japanese imperialist or something?

no that was just my neighbor trying to piss me off ^_^
Ignore him....
Gymoor
31-10-2004, 23:26
People who say all Kerry does is say "I have a plan," really need to read more. It is perfectly okay to disagree with his plans. That's what free political discourse is all about. It is not okay, however, to deny the exisitence of something for ideological reasons. How come I know Kerry's proposals is they don't exist? Sigh. Please think for yourself, people.

As for Bush's plans...well, I've seen 4 years of his plans in action, and I've simply had enough.

By the way, if you really want to spend your time on inane political satire, go to www.bushorchimp.com. Enjoy :D
Stephistan
31-10-2004, 23:35
Redskins lost.. out with the old in with the new!

President Kerry, has a nice ring to it huh? ;)
Catholic Germany
31-10-2004, 23:35
People who say all Kerry does is say "I have a plan," really need to read more. It is perfectly okay to disagree with his plans. That's what free political discourse is all about. It is not okay, however, to deny the exisitence of something for ideological reasons. How come I know Kerry's proposals is they don't exist? Sigh. Please think for yourself, people.

As for Bush's plans...well, I've seen 4 years of his plans in action, and I've simply had enough.

By the way, if you really want to spend your time on inane political satire, go to www.bushorchimp.com. Enjoy :D

link doesn't work, but Bush or Chimp is funny!
Daiv
31-10-2004, 23:58
Where have all the intelligent world leaders gone?
Zooke
01-11-2004, 00:07
Redskins lost.. out with the old in with the new!

President Kerry, has a nice ring to it huh? ;)

Superstition!! Look where it got the Bambino.
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 00:16
Superstition!! Look where it got the Bambino.

Er..traded to the most storied sports team in America (even though they suck!) and celebrated as a hero by fans everywhere at the time, and revered as a legend by baseball fans now? All of this while endulging himself with the finest foods, cigars, alcoholic beverages and hookers.

Poor Bambino.

President Kerry.
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 00:25
link doesn't work, but Bush or Chimp is funny!

You know, your name always makes me think of busty and lusty nordic women wearing catholic schoolgirl outfits. Bush or Chimp is really funny, I agree!
Catholic Germany
01-11-2004, 00:31
You know, your name always makes me think of busty and lusty nordic women wearing catholic schoolgirl outfits. Bush or Chimp is really funny, I agree!


Too bad I'm a guy. :D
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 00:32
Too bad I'm a guy. :D

I didn't say YOU made me think of them, I said your name does. :D
Stephistan
01-11-2004, 01:10
Superstition!! Look where it got the Bambino.

They (Red Soxs) did lose for 86 years.. and the Redskins have been picking the winner since 1932.. those are some good odds. :)
Cheeseits
01-11-2004, 01:17
Where have all the intelligent world leaders gone?
One lives in the white house!
Los Banditos
01-11-2004, 01:18
They (Red Soxs) did lose for 86 years.. and the Redskins have been picking the winner since 1932.. those are some good odds. :)

I like how you used the word "odds" when talking about a superstition.
Bobslovakia
01-11-2004, 01:19
link doesn't work, but Bush or Chimp is funny!

any easy way to find it is google Bush=Chimpanzee works like a charm
Stephistan
01-11-2004, 01:20
I like how you used the word "odds" when talking about a superstition.

Would you not say picking the last 17 elections correctly would go more to odds then "superstition" ? I suppose it is some what superstition, but picking the winner since 1932 also gives it pretty good odds of being right.
Bobslovakia
01-11-2004, 01:20
One lives in the white house!

that's 2. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney. don't even pretend Bush is smart tho his fater was.
Bobslovakia
01-11-2004, 01:21
oops father*
Kittsia
01-11-2004, 01:25
Kerry has no idea what he's doing! His wife is crazy. He has major fissures in his party. If he wins the election, it will be because of pure luck. Come election night, we are all going to find out he's screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Los Banditos
01-11-2004, 01:30
Would you not say picking the last 17 elections correctly would go more to odds then "superstition" ? I suppose it is some what superstition, but picking the winner since 1932 also gives it pretty good odds of being right.

I just thought it was funny. They two words are opposites in a way. "Odds" relates to chance while "superstition" is more fate-based and unavoidable.
Bobslovakia
01-11-2004, 01:32
Kerry has no idea what he's doing! His wife is crazy. He has major fissures in his party. If he wins the election, it will be because of pure luck. Come election night, we are all going to find out he's screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

right, a wife with a life and opinions of her own,=crazy? slightly sexist eh? Bush's wife raised a ditz and a drunk, kerry's daughter's are both succesful. Lyne Cheyney has a lesbo daughter, (she also wrote a lesbian love novel ironic eh?) Edwards is too early to tell. Yes i know that Teresa didn't raise kerry's daughter's but still bush's are losers.
Bobslovakia
01-11-2004, 01:33
Kerry has no idea what he's doing! His wife is crazy. He has major fissures in his party. If he wins the election, it will be because of pure luck. Come election night, we are all going to find out he's screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, what bloody fissures? the Democratic party is highly united.
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 04:33
also, what bloody fissures? the Democratic party is highly united.

In fact, the Democratic party is probably more united than it has been since the period right after the Dixiecrats left the party for the Republican party. Not only that, but the young voters are more mobilized (according to the numbers...we'll see on election night,) than they have ever been. Both these facts should strike fear into the hearts of the Republicans even if Bush wins.
Natural Choice
01-11-2004, 04:45
Was that a real phone call by John Kerry?
That is Kerry has done in this campaign. Say "Iserved" and "I have a plan". Don't ask him for any details on the plan, it's none of your business.
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 04:59
That is Kerry has done in this campaign. Say "Iserved" and "I have a plan". Don't ask him for any details on the plan, it's none of your business.

Again, Kerry has been very descriptive of his plans, certainly going deeper in to detail than I have ever seen in a Presidential candidate. He explains them in person, and people keep pretending they don't exist. He details them on his website in both summarized and fully detailed (pdf format,) forms, and people still put thier fingers in their ears and yell, "I can't hear you!"

Look. It is 100% okay to disagree with Kerry's plans. If you continue with this deluded belief that he has not plans, you make yourself out to look like a complete and total idiot.

Again, I am not criticizing you for disagreeing. I even encourage you to disagree. Mature debate is good for everyone's brain. What I can not put up with is this mental illness of denial. It erodes any other argument you might make, and ultimately lowers your credibility with anyone who is able to actually think. It makes me distrust your judgement and lowers the likelyhood of me taking anything you might say seriously.

Now, yes or no: Are you willing to concede that Kerry actually has plans? It is okay with me if you think they are the worst plans in the history of the world, but will you admit that they exist?

Finally, if you don't believe me, go to www.johnkerry.com, and start searching for and opening pdf files. I actually heard someone say, "but that site is partisan!"

I could only shake my head. Someone wants to look at John Kerry's plans, but doesn't trust John Kerry's website to honestly reproduce John Kerry's plans? Where else would you get someone's plans except from that person himself?

Oi, what a strange world we live in.
Gymoor
01-11-2004, 05:57
Nothing to add? Hmm? Anyone?
Brazinalie
01-11-2004, 06:06
My opinion: Bush Sucks... Go kerry, its ya birthday..
HadesRulesMuch
01-11-2004, 06:09
And we all know that if it's a recording found on the internet with no actual FACTS to back it up, it MUST be true.
Now, you need a swift kick in the rear. That was obviously a joke...
Goddamn, some people are just too stupid for words.