NationStates Jolt Archive

Ask me any question, and I'll insult you. It's just that simple, people.
You should be grateful I'm not making you pay for this.

I thought that "Ask a...." threads were banned a long time ago.

I thought that "Ask a...." threads were banned a long time ago.
It's a parody, asshole

Who killed JFK?

Me, bitch, and I'm coming for you next if you don't stop with the stupid questions.

Whats a good recipe for spongecake?

you are definatly hostile
had some angry sex with your aunt recently? :fluffle:


HAHAHAH :D

Whats a good recipe for spongecake?
Step 1: take your genitals
Step 2: squash between two bricks for being a pompous chef bastard
Step 3: Thank DHomme for his help

Is Elvis really dead?

you are definatly hostile
had some angry sex with your aunt recently? :fluffle:


HAHAHAH :D

I've never met my aunt. I guess if you were smarter you'd have known that, but no. You had to be a moron

lol
i burned you so good there
you didn't even threaten me
BIATCH
you + your aunt = :fluffle:

Is Elvis really dead?
Of course he is. Only fat groupies, like yourself, await his return. The rest of us realise he sucks

lol
i burned you so good there
you didn't even threaten me
BIATCH
you + your aunt = :fluffle:
Okay fine. You're gonna sleep with one eye open tonight. Because I'm gonna pull out the other one with a corkscrew, put it in your mother's vagina and then make sure it's in elbow deep

a congruent statement to what i said is,
you + your MOM = :fluffle:





congruent : equal or same

a congruent statement to what i said is,
you + your MOM = :fluffle:





congruent : equal or same
Real original, necrophile

ahhh funny
i am just jokin man
:)

i will look like this right before u uncork my eye : :eek:

ahhh funny
i am just jokin man
:)

i will look like this right before u uncork my eye : :eek:
I know you're joking, anusface.
That's right, you utilise those eyes while you still have a pair

I sure will
cya around people like you brighten my day
say hi to your mom :fluffle: LOL

blah blah blah, I suck so much ass

Thats all I could see

:rolleyes: i'm sure

Asslatke.

you sure do have a quality character ;)
seriously cya round


word

Asslatke.
I refuse to dignify that with an insult

you sure do have a quality character ;)
seriously cya round


word
Word? When did NSYNC reform?

I refuse to dignify that with an insult

I bet I could out-insult you anyday.

I bet I could out-insult you anyday.
I bet I could kick you in the nuts. Your point is?

I bet I could kick you in the nuts. Your point is?

That is if I had any nuts. My point is I challenge you to an insult duel my friend.

That is if I had any nuts. My point is I challenge you to an insult duel my friend.

Okay then. Lets lay down some ground rules-
1)No 'yo mama' jokes. They're just dull.
2)No use of the C word. It's lost all meaning
3)Simpsons quotes are not an acceptable substitute for humour

You want to add any?

WHy is the pope catholic?

Okay then. Lets lay down some ground rules-
1)No 'yo mama' jokes. They're just dull.
2)No use of the C word. It's lost all meaning
3)Simpsons quotes are not an acceptable substitute for humour

You want to add any?

No rotting genitalia allowed. That has no class.

You begin.

DHomme, if you have Tourette Syndrome I'd understand.

No rotting genitalia allowed. That has no class.

You begin.

Okay, you have mouldy genit... damn. Forgot that rule
Fine, lets start it simple.

You, my friend, suck.

DHomme, if you have Tourette Syndrome I'd understand.

Don't make me come over there and spit on you

Okay, you have mouldy genit... damn. Forgot that rule
Fine, lets start it simple.

You, my friend, suck.

You suck so bad that a maggot infested tribe of smurfs wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. :)

You suck so bad that a maggot infested tribe of smurfs wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. :)
I heard you suck so hard you have actually inhaled enough insect faeces to fill 2/3 of Kettering.

I heard you suck so hard you have actually inhaled enough insect faeces to fill 2/3 of Kettering.

Really? You are so desperate you posted the internet tape of you and Kim Jong Il and a bunch of rabid squirrels going at it on your very own porn site.

Really? You are so desperate you posted the internet tape of you and Kim Jong Il and a bunch of rabid squirrels going at it on your very own porn site.
I heard that one time, you got really bored and shoved a toilet brush up your rectum and consequently you now can't stop burping bristles.

I heard that one time, you got really bored and shoved a toilet brush up your rectum and consequently you now can't stop burping bristles.

You are so masochistic that one time you glued your nuts to a burning building and left yourself with nothing but a pair of scissors.

is there a problem with me saying "word" bitch?

huh bitch?

You are so masochistic that one time you glued your nuts to a burning building and left yourself with nothing but a pair of scissors.
That's nothing compared to your fineself, I heard you turned your mobile to vibrate, listed it as a sex line, swallowed it, and then ate eight packets of Immodium (plus)

is there a problem with me saying "word" bitch?
Oh, I see, you've turned from justin timberlake to eminem now

That's nothing compared to your fineself, I heard you turned your mobile to vibrate, listed it as a sex line, swallowed it, and then ate eight packets of Immodium (plus)

You are such a sad, stupid little man that one time when your friend told you that jizz had a limited supply, everytime you jacked off you would drink some so you wouldn't run out.

You are such a sad, stupid little man that one time when your friend told you that jizz had a limited supply, everytime you jacked off you would drink some so you wouldn't run out.
((We're trying to make sense now?))

I heard that the last time you treid to lose some weight, you decided to go for a new age diet- no carbs, plenty of milk and you chainsawed off both your legs for good measure.

why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)

why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)

You can say it without injecting any hate into the word? That is the only reason to use such a word isn't it?

why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)
Because when a black uses it it gives a sense of comradity, when whites use it it means something completely different.
Any more questions, herman?

Because when a black uses it it gives a sense of comradity, when whites use it it means something completely different.
Any more questions, herman?
whos herman or is that a black on white racist slur?

whos herman or is that a black on white racist slur?
I'm not black, you cracker ass fool, I'm 100 percent woodpecker.

I'm calling you herman from now on, 'cos its like goerring. I felt Adolph would be too obvious.

Yo Dhomme I'll insult you so far up,that you'll wish..No hey what's stopping E-vol-ution..You asshole :p The kind and Loving People of Ehricia

Yo I'll insult you so far,that you'll wish..No hey what's stopping E-vol-ution..You asshole :p The kind and Loving People of Ehricia

What the hell is this pre-planned, emoticon-using, crap? I said ask a question, dumbass. Clearly you never learned how to read.

Sorry did I insult you?=question.Dumbass

Sorry did I insult you?=question.Dumbass

No, you tried. And failed. Well done, knobhead

Dhomme you are an inspirtation for all of us
insulting multiple people at once

(you and your mom) :fluffle:



LOL

You're starting to get stale, buddy.

You're starting to get stale, buddy.
What do you want me to do? Insult you in french, for fucks sake?
Oh yeah, and white font- Nice work, RACIST

Ask me any question, and I'll insult you. It's just that simple, people.
You should be grateful I'm not making you pay for this.

When will you get laid?
:p

When will you get laid?
:p
When you roll over to sleep, fat boy. I'm gonna get a bunch of people together and we'll stick an office chair up your arse

Was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll?

Was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll?
No I shot him, dickhead. he was a pussy, like you. Tell you what, I'll shoot you, too, next time you're on a grassy knoll.

When you roll over to sleep, fat boy. I'm gonna get a bunch of people together and we'll stick an office chair up your arse

LMFAO.

Were you aimming for Governor Connley? Did you intend to hit the onlooker by the underpass?

*mercifull* I am older and wiser than you. *I will not be cruel.*

Were you aimming for Governor Conley? Did you intend to hit the onlooker by the underpass?
Now, why would I try and shoot an onlooker? Fuck onlookers. Anybody looking on an event is stupid. You've got to get inside the event to experience it. Like when I climbed into your mother's uterus to see if I could find out why you're so godamn stupid. I couldn't find anything 'cept a bunch of dead penguins

LMFAO.
Don't use internet abbreviations around me, sonny.

But did you aim at Governor Connely and hit him intentionally, or was he just in the way?

But did you aim at Governor Connely and hit him intentionally, or was he just in the way?
I thought it would be funny to shoot the fucker. I'm thinking the exact same thing now

Don't use internet abbreviations around me, sonny.

Do not make assumptions about me and we will be equal. *BURN*

Do not make assumptions about me and we will be equal. *BURN*
I'll make all the assumptions I like, and you'll take it cos youre a little pussy.

Right. I'm off to bed. Angry people have to sleep too. We just do it better than everyone else

When will the United States cease to exist?

I'll make all the assumptions I like, and you'll take it cos youre a little pussy.

Right. I'm off to bed. Angry people have to sleep too. We just do it better than everyone else

LMFAO.

When will the United States cease to exist?

About when something comes along better.

Lmfao!

Friends, your quest for wisdom is at an end.

Your questions are many, but they are now answered.

No.

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