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Ask an angry young man

DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:07
Ask me any question, and I'll insult you. It's just that simple, people.
You should be grateful I'm not making you pay for this.
Suicidal Librarians
30-10-2004, 20:09
I thought that "Ask a...." threads were banned a long time ago.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:11
I thought that "Ask a...." threads were banned a long time ago.
It's a parody, asshole
Brittanic States
30-10-2004, 20:13
Who killed JFK?
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:13
Me, bitch, and I'm coming for you next if you don't stop with the stupid questions.
Brittanic States
30-10-2004, 20:15
Whats a good recipe for spongecake?
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:16
you are definatly hostile
had some angry sex with your aunt recently? :fluffle:


HAHAHAH :D
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:17
Whats a good recipe for spongecake?
Step 1: take your genitals
Step 2: squash between two bricks for being a pompous chef bastard
Step 3: Thank DHomme for his help
Utracia
30-10-2004, 20:17
Is Elvis really dead?
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:17
you are definatly hostile
had some angry sex with your aunt recently? :fluffle:


HAHAHAH :D

I've never met my aunt. I guess if you were smarter you'd have known that, but no. You had to be a moron
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:19
lol
i burned you so good there
you didn't even threaten me
BIATCH
you + your aunt = :fluffle:
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:19
Is Elvis really dead?
Of course he is. Only fat groupies, like yourself, await his return. The rest of us realise he sucks
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:20
lol
i burned you so good there
you didn't even threaten me
BIATCH
you + your aunt = :fluffle:
Okay fine. You're gonna sleep with one eye open tonight. Because I'm gonna pull out the other one with a corkscrew, put it in your mother's vagina and then make sure it's in elbow deep
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:21
a congruent statement to what i said is,
you + your MOM = :fluffle:





congruent : equal or same
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:23
a congruent statement to what i said is,
you + your MOM = :fluffle:





congruent : equal or same
Real original, necrophile
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:23
ahhh funny
i am just jokin man
:)

i will look like this right before u uncork my eye : :eek:
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:24
ahhh funny
i am just jokin man
:)

i will look like this right before u uncork my eye : :eek:
I know you're joking, anusface.
That's right, you utilise those eyes while you still have a pair
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:25
I sure will
cya around people like you brighten my day
say hi to your mom :fluffle: LOL
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:28
blah blah blah, I suck so much ass

Thats all I could see
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:29
:rolleyes: i'm sure
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:30
Asslatke.
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:31
you sure do have a quality character ;)
seriously cya round


word
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:31
Asslatke.
I refuse to dignify that with an insult
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:32
you sure do have a quality character ;)
seriously cya round


word
Word? When did NSYNC reform?
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:32
I refuse to dignify that with an insult

I bet I could out-insult you anyday.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:36
I bet I could out-insult you anyday.
I bet I could kick you in the nuts. Your point is?
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:38
I bet I could kick you in the nuts. Your point is?

That is if I had any nuts. My point is I challenge you to an insult duel my friend.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:41
That is if I had any nuts. My point is I challenge you to an insult duel my friend.

Okay then. Lets lay down some ground rules-
1)No 'yo mama' jokes. They're just dull.
2)No use of the C word. It's lost all meaning
3)Simpsons quotes are not an acceptable substitute for humour

You want to add any?
New Granada
30-10-2004, 20:42
WHy is the pope catholic?
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:42
Okay then. Lets lay down some ground rules-
1)No 'yo mama' jokes. They're just dull.
2)No use of the C word. It's lost all meaning
3)Simpsons quotes are not an acceptable substitute for humour

You want to add any?

No rotting genitalia allowed. That has no class.

You begin.
Utracia
30-10-2004, 20:45
DHomme, if you have Tourette Syndrome I'd understand.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:46
No rotting genitalia allowed. That has no class.

You begin.

Okay, you have mouldy genit... damn. Forgot that rule
Fine, lets start it simple.

You, my friend, suck.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:46
DHomme, if you have Tourette Syndrome I'd understand.

Don't make me come over there and spit on you
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:47
Okay, you have mouldy genit... damn. Forgot that rule
Fine, lets start it simple.

You, my friend, suck.

You suck so bad that a maggot infested tribe of smurfs wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. :)
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:51
You suck so bad that a maggot infested tribe of smurfs wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. :)
I heard you suck so hard you have actually inhaled enough insect faeces to fill 2/3 of Kettering.
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:53
I heard you suck so hard you have actually inhaled enough insect faeces to fill 2/3 of Kettering.

Really? You are so desperate you posted the internet tape of you and Kim Jong Il and a bunch of rabid squirrels going at it on your very own porn site.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 20:56
Really? You are so desperate you posted the internet tape of you and Kim Jong Il and a bunch of rabid squirrels going at it on your very own porn site.
I heard that one time, you got really bored and shoved a toilet brush up your rectum and consequently you now can't stop burping bristles.
Indiru
30-10-2004, 20:57
I heard that one time, you got really bored and shoved a toilet brush up your rectum and consequently you now can't stop burping bristles.

You are so masochistic that one time you glued your nuts to a burning building and left yourself with nothing but a pair of scissors.
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:58
is there a problem with me saying "word" bitch?
Kalrate
30-10-2004, 20:59
huh bitch?
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:03
You are so masochistic that one time you glued your nuts to a burning building and left yourself with nothing but a pair of scissors.
That's nothing compared to your fineself, I heard you turned your mobile to vibrate, listed it as a sex line, swallowed it, and then ate eight packets of Immodium (plus)
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:04
is there a problem with me saying "word" bitch?
Oh, I see, you've turned from justin timberlake to eminem now
Indiru
30-10-2004, 21:05
That's nothing compared to your fineself, I heard you turned your mobile to vibrate, listed it as a sex line, swallowed it, and then ate eight packets of Immodium (plus)

You are such a sad, stupid little man that one time when your friend told you that jizz had a limited supply, everytime you jacked off you would drink some so you wouldn't run out.
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:10
You are such a sad, stupid little man that one time when your friend told you that jizz had a limited supply, everytime you jacked off you would drink some so you wouldn't run out.
((We're trying to make sense now?))

I heard that the last time you treid to lose some weight, you decided to go for a new age diet- no carbs, plenty of milk and you chainsawed off both your legs for good measure.
United White Front
30-10-2004, 21:29
why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)
Utracia
30-10-2004, 21:31
why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)

You can say it without injecting any hate into the word? That is the only reason to use such a word isn't it?
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:32
why is it ok for blacks to say n*gg*r and not whites (i mean people say we are all equal)
Because when a black uses it it gives a sense of comradity, when whites use it it means something completely different.
Any more questions, herman?
United White Front
30-10-2004, 21:39
Because when a black uses it it gives a sense of comradity, when whites use it it means something completely different.
Any more questions, herman?
whos herman or is that a black on white racist slur?
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:43
whos herman or is that a black on white racist slur?
I'm not black, you cracker ass fool, I'm 100 percent woodpecker.

I'm calling you herman from now on, 'cos its like goerring. I felt Adolph would be too obvious.
Ehricia
30-10-2004, 21:46
Yo Dhomme I'll insult you so far up,that you'll wish..No hey what's stopping E-vol-ution..You asshole :p The kind and Loving People of Ehricia
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:52
Yo I'll insult you so far,that you'll wish..No hey what's stopping E-vol-ution..You asshole :p The kind and Loving People of Ehricia

What the hell is this pre-planned, emoticon-using, crap? I said ask a question, dumbass. Clearly you never learned how to read.
Ehricia
30-10-2004, 21:56
Sorry did I insult you?=question.Dumbass
DHomme
30-10-2004, 22:04
Sorry did I insult you?=question.Dumbass

No, you tried. And failed. Well done, knobhead
Kalrate
31-10-2004, 01:11
Dhomme you are an inspirtation for all of us
insulting multiple people at once

(you and your mom) :fluffle:



LOL
Skepticism
31-10-2004, 01:16
You're starting to get stale, buddy.
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:16
You're starting to get stale, buddy.
What do you want me to do? Insult you in french, for fucks sake?
Oh yeah, and white font- Nice work, RACIST
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:18
Ask me any question, and I'll insult you. It's just that simple, people.
You should be grateful I'm not making you pay for this.

When will you get laid?
:p
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:20
When will you get laid?
:p
When you roll over to sleep, fat boy. I'm gonna get a bunch of people together and we'll stick an office chair up your arse
JRV
31-10-2004, 03:22
Was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll?
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:24
Was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll?
No I shot him, dickhead. he was a pussy, like you. Tell you what, I'll shoot you, too, next time you're on a grassy knoll.
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:26
When you roll over to sleep, fat boy. I'm gonna get a bunch of people together and we'll stick an office chair up your arse

LMFAO.
JRV
31-10-2004, 03:27
Were you aimming for Governor Connley? Did you intend to hit the onlooker by the underpass?
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:29
*mercifull* I am older and wiser than you. *I will not be cruel.*
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:30
Were you aimming for Governor Conley? Did you intend to hit the onlooker by the underpass?
Now, why would I try and shoot an onlooker? Fuck onlookers. Anybody looking on an event is stupid. You've got to get inside the event to experience it. Like when I climbed into your mother's uterus to see if I could find out why you're so godamn stupid. I couldn't find anything 'cept a bunch of dead penguins
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:31
LMFAO.
Don't use internet abbreviations around me, sonny.
JRV
31-10-2004, 03:34
But did you aim at Governor Connely and hit him intentionally, or was he just in the way?
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:35
But did you aim at Governor Connely and hit him intentionally, or was he just in the way?
I thought it would be funny to shoot the fucker. I'm thinking the exact same thing now
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:36
Don't use internet abbreviations around me, sonny.

Do not make assumptions about me and we will be equal. *BURN*
DHomme
31-10-2004, 03:39
Do not make assumptions about me and we will be equal. *BURN*
I'll make all the assumptions I like, and you'll take it cos youre a little pussy.

Right. I'm off to bed. Angry people have to sleep too. We just do it better than everyone else
JRV
31-10-2004, 03:39
When will the United States cease to exist?
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:41
I'll make all the assumptions I like, and you'll take it cos youre a little pussy.

Right. I'm off to bed. Angry people have to sleep too. We just do it better than everyone else

LMFAO.
Big Jim P
31-10-2004, 03:42
When will the United States cease to exist?

About when something comes along better.
JRV
31-10-2004, 03:44
Lmfao!
Tactical Grace
31-10-2004, 03:56
Friends, your quest for wisdom is at an end.

Your questions are many, but they are now answered.

No.

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Tactical Grace
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