NationStates Jolt Archive


Really Good Joke!

Druthulhu
30-10-2004, 15:12
"Americans will not be intimidated or influenced by an enemy of our country."

- George W. Bush, yesterday-ish, in response to the new Bin Ladin tape.

"Unfortunately my opponent tonight continued to say things he knows are not true, accusing our military of passing up a chance to get Usama bin Ladin at Tora Bora,"

"As the commander in charge of that operation, Tommy Franks has said: It's simply not the case," Bush said. "It is especially shameful in the light of a new tape from America's enemy."

- George W. Bush, ibid.



OK... show of hands if you get just how funny this is! ;)
Druthulhu
30-10-2004, 21:53
So nobody gets it? Com'on, I heard there were some smart people here! :D
DHomme
30-10-2004, 21:55
I get it, it just sucks. It's that simple.
Irrational Numbers
30-10-2004, 22:14
So nobody gets it? Com'on, I heard there were some smart people here! :D

I get it... heh... but its really just depressing.
Sdaeriji
30-10-2004, 22:16
0-contradiction in 4.3 seconds.
Siap
30-10-2004, 22:22
cute
Ashmoria
30-10-2004, 22:23
in sorry im still just too bummed by knowing that bin laden's head HASNT been being stored in the whitehouse freezer to be brought out tomorrow in order to clinch the election

i just keep hoping that bush has done SOMETHING right and as the last of my hopes are dashed i cant find anything he says amusing anymore.
Th Great Otaku
30-10-2004, 22:25
same here. it's not haha-funny, it's depressing, pathetic funny (if there even is such a thing).
Druthulhu
31-10-2004, 06:04
Well I'm sorry but I just think it's absoluely hilarious!

"We must continue with our lives as we normally would, or the terrorists have won. So that means, don't question me or my decisions or my comptence, just like you normally wouldn't if not for the terrorists."

*still giggling*

He should do stand-up when january comes. :)