What Kerry Whispered to Bush
Southern Industrial
30-10-2004, 05:24
At the end of each of the debates, we saw Kerry and Bush have a breif dialoge that was not broadcasted. What worldly, philosophical things were the conversing about? Did Kerry like Bush's ties?
I think its time for a caption contest!
Kecibukia
30-10-2004, 05:29
"I'll take Eastern Poland, you take Western."
Hammolopolis
30-10-2004, 05:29
You need to post a pic before we have a caption contest. :rolleyes: You liberal/conservative/libertarian/communists are all the same.
DeaconDave
30-10-2004, 05:31
I'm in room 440. Wear a skirt.
Southern Industrial
30-10-2004, 05:31
You need to post a pic before we have a caption contest. :rolleyes: You liberal/conservative/libertarian/communists are all the same.
Tried to find one. Just used your imagination, you socialist/authoritian/fashist/anarchist.
The Class A Cows
30-10-2004, 05:32
You need to post a pic before we have a caption contest. :rolleyes: You liberal/conservative/libertarian/communists are all the same.
You forgot the greens, reformists, populists, socialists, IWW, expansionists, progressives, anarchists....
Powerhungry Chipmunks
30-10-2004, 05:51
KERRY "Is the party tonight still on?"
BUSH "You betcha, got a new red thong just yesterdee"
KERRY "Laura will look great in it"
BUSH "What? Laura? The thong's for me, puddin'"
KERRY "Even better, Cowboy"
Mentholyptus
30-10-2004, 05:51
psst...it's on!
To which Bush replied "like Donkey Kong"
"Hey...you got the sh-t?"
Tremalkier
30-10-2004, 06:03
"I see dead people"
Astralasia
30-10-2004, 06:04
"You have something stuck in your teeth."
Spicerania
30-10-2004, 06:06
So have the Illuminati decided who wins yet?
Kryozerkia
30-10-2004, 06:09
Kerry: does this suit make my ass look big?
Bush: how much a hit?
Crownguard
30-10-2004, 06:20
"What fools these Earthlings are..."
Copiosa Scotia
30-10-2004, 06:56
"I suck."
"Yeah, so do I."
Disganistan
30-10-2004, 07:07
Bush: "What are we running for again?"
Kerry: "I changed my underpants."
More Evil Thoughts
30-10-2004, 07:36
Kerry: It's scary, everywhere I look, I see dumb people
Bush: You sound like Laura
Sdaeriji
30-10-2004, 08:58
Kerry: Oh my god, can you believe that the moderator wore brown shoes with a blue suit?
Bush: Oh my god, I know. Like, ewww!!!
Crownguard
30-10-2004, 22:54
"Fire ze chin cannon!"
Panhandlia
30-10-2004, 23:03
Bush: "a sphincter says what?"
Kerry: "wh...wait a second"
Kramers Intern
30-10-2004, 23:07
Kerry:" I just kicked your sorry little ass and if you start to fight me the country will hate you and you will lose, haha."
Bush:" So my voters dont care about the issues only that Im tough and religious, im really none of the two I just pretend to be to win the election."
Kerry:" Shit man thats a good idea."
Upitatanium
30-10-2004, 23:16
Kerry: "I'm gonna whack off in a coffin tonight. You want in?"
Bush: "Can I bring Cheney?"
Macrosolid
30-10-2004, 23:22
Kerry: I brought the shit. You got the papers?
Bush: You know it, man
Kerry: Good luck Dick.
Bush: Good luck Bill.
Refused Party Program
30-10-2004, 23:52
Bush: Gurgle gurgle?
Kerry: Agreed.
Stroudiztan
30-10-2004, 23:52
"Hey, Nader's campaign bus is out back. Got any silly string?"
Kerry: It's scary, everywhere I look, I see dumb people
Bush: You sound like Laura
ah ha ha ha ha!!!! LOVE IT!
Kerry: I'm John Kerry and I approved of this a$$ kicking
Bush: Hey, at least my wife didn't write my answers down for me before the debate
Kerry: Yeah, but it was your wife that was smiling and winking at me all night...
HadesRulesMuch
30-10-2004, 23:58
Bush: "Keep smiling, but just remember that I have a sniper on you at all times."
Kerry: " :eek: "
New Genoa
30-10-2004, 23:58
Kerry: Your epidermis is showing
Bush: !!!!
Eastern Skae
31-10-2004, 00:08
[QUOTE=Kramers Intern]
Bush:" So my voters dont care about the issues only that Im tough and religious, im really none of the two I just pretend to be to win the election."
QUOTE]
I care about the issues. It's hard to fake "having religion" that well, and even if he's as stupid as dems claim, he's still a good actor.
Kerry: When I went into this I had no idea I would f*** it up so bad.
Glinde Nessroe
31-10-2004, 00:25
"Are we sure we wanna ban gay marriage?"
A Dieing Breed
31-10-2004, 00:35
Kerry- "It's hard work?"
Bush-"Ya it's so hard"
Kerry-"ya that's what your mom said last night!!"
crowd-"OHHHHHHHHH! BURN"
New Genoa
31-10-2004, 01:05
Kerry: You know, maybe we should just let Nader win this time.
Bush: Yeah
Siljhouettes
31-10-2004, 01:07
"Hey, Nader's campaign bus is out back. Got any silly string?"
Winner!
Glinde Nessroe
31-10-2004, 01:17
Winner!
Um right. Woot.
Stephistan
31-10-2004, 02:02
Kerry : I just so pwned j00!
Bush : Rove will get me out of it!
:D
CanuckHeaven
31-10-2004, 03:59
Kerry: I guess I caught you off guard by looking Presidential tonight huh?
Bush: I still think you are wrong for not mentioning Poland.
Texan Hotrodders
31-10-2004, 04:09
Bush: I made it clear that there is a big difference between us.
Kerry: So did I.
Southern Industrial
31-10-2004, 04:18
Kerry: Good luck Dick.
Bush: Good luck Bill.
Subtle, but still a list topper. Thats great!