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Here I am, Iakeokeo. You want to have it out, or are you happy just to snipe in unrelated threads?

I'm waiting...

*munches on a taco and waits for the show to begin*

What an interesting karma. ;-)

Hm...is this a contest worth watching, or is that my stomach calling me away to eat a big tasty, scrumptious, dripping, delectable bag o' chips?

Ah heck, I'll just TiVo it.

*Clicks imaginary TiVo controller*

Hm...is this a contest worth watching...
We could take bets, to make it more interesting.

I'm betting that Iakeokeo will out-duke Dobbs with sheer force of 48-point bold characters.

Did you TG him Dobbs Town? This is a fight I'd like to see.
What exactly did he do to piss you off though?

My guess is that he kept on referring to "his people" in a sanctimonious manner, as if he was some kind of omniscient, all-atuned representative of whatever nation he comes from.

*moves hands up and down, pantomiming weighing it out*

Yeah, I think Iakeokeo might have a problem being directly confronted, but he definitely has the advantage with his weapons of Mass odd-colored Fontness. Could be a fun one :D

Did you TG him Dobbs Town? This is a fight I'd like to see.
What exactly did he do to piss you off though?

Yes, I sent him a telegram. This is also a fight I'd like to see, but I I'll have to split in an hour or two, so I'm hoping he'll at least make an appearance.

I've never gotten along too too well with him, but he's been making a real effort to twist a little thread I put together to amuse, and let others amuse. He's got a real king-sized paranoid chip on his shoulder, something about leftists making him even more uptight than he already is.

Go figure.

is it high noon yet?

*scans the rooftops for snipers*

dobbs might have a chance if iakeokeos other personalities stay out of this.

Y'know, amongst the people I've known is Ivan Stang, founder of the Church of the Subgenius. Ivan, himself a Texan, once described Texans as 'not being happy with something 'til they'd jumped up and down on it so it broke and ruined it for everybody else'.

I'm getting the feeling that Iakeokeo might just be one of Stang's Texans. Not that I'm looking for some kind of brouhaha with Texans, it just sorta popped into my head. Like an aneurysm.

I wouldn't say you'd won, Iakeokeo. I'd say you're passing up your chance to win. I'm right here, and ready to play, so have at you, already.

Sweetie.

i think youve got him on the run, kid

*considers running across the street to the saloon for a shot of whiskey*

anyone up for a hand of poker while we wait?

No! If you gamble you'll scare away the moralistic right-wingers!

i think youve got him on the run, kid

*considers running across the street to the saloon for a shot of whiskey*

anyone up for a hand of poker while we wait?
I have 5 aces

No! If you gamble you'll scare away the moralistic right-wingers!

Or the communists, but whatever.

...Well, it's been half an hour, now...can I get a ruling on this? Has Iakeokeo gone and unsatisfyingly lost by default?

Lemme know, I gotta go take a dump.

Godamit I had this totally awesome pagelong response to Iokeokeo that I was gonna post in the Blame thread but it got locked! :mad:

He's still online and just posted

Yeah, he chooses *now* to do the grown-up thing. ;-)

hey Lunatic Goofballs do you have any more toachos while i wait for the cat fight to start.... i'l give you some yoshi food...

...Well, it's been half an hour, now...can I get a ruling on this? Has Iakeokeo gone and unsatisfyingly lost by default?

Lemme know, I gotta go take a dump.
it is my ruling that
1) Seosavists cheats at cards

2)chodolo should post his comeback HERE

3) iakeokeo is a cowardly loser

Godamit I had this totally awesome pagelong response to Iokeokeo that I was gonna post in the Blame thread but it got locked! :mad:

Yeah, well...sorry 'bout that, dude but it had really taken a turn for the dull. I was hoping to entice him to a fair, open, public duel in a thread dedicated to that purpose, but I think he's spooked or something.

I'm getting tired of waiting, though, I've actually got RL stuff to deal with, so if I don't hear anything soon, well...I'll have to settle for a win by default. Alas.

hey Lunatic Goofballs do you have any more toachos while i wait for the cat fight to start.... i'l give you some yoshi food...

I have an endless supply. :D

*hands out tacos*

it is my ruling that
1) Seosavists cheats at cards

2)chodolo should post his comeback HERE

3) iakeokeo is a cowardly loser

Maybe you should give iakeokeo the benefit of the doubt. Once on the forums, I don't usually check my country or TG's for a good while unless I see someone mentioning it. Maybe someone who knows could AIM or MSN him?

it is my ruling that
1) Seosavists cheats at cards

:o How did he know?! :D

Hey Lunatic Goofballs, I won't need this Poo Gun of yours, after all- !

Maybe you should give iakeokeo the benefit of the doubt. Once on the forums, I don't usually check my country or TG's for a good while unless I see someone mentioning it. Maybe someone who knows could AIM or MSN him?
you mean you think you could miss a "YO, sir pete" thread while posting flaimbait of your own and bringing up old threads you had started?

no way he missed this thread.

Then, I say Iakokeo was officially a loser long ago and Dobbs is the all time supreme winner.

I have 5 aces
6 ACES!


I win.

I have an endless supply. :D

*hands out tacos*

cheers... here have a piece of super happy fruit

Well, I tried posting on a thread he's currently active on, to no avail. I agree with Ashmoria on this one. By leave of those even bothering to follow this nowhere thread, I ask to be found the winner in this not-so-great, or rather, non-existant, debate. Life, and Duty, calls.

Thanks for your interest, sorry to disappoint, but I believe this thread is a wrap. If any gracious mods happen upon this message, please shut 'er down.

Apologies to Myrth. (There, I said it)

Then, I say Iakokeo was officially a loser long ago and Dobbs is the all time supreme winner.

Hey thanks, dude!

I didnt save the response. But anyways, arguing with Iokeokeo is like arguing with a child, and a paranoid one at that. If he shows up here, I'll be ready. :p

whoh, who cares about mister red font, someone's giving out tacos!

Can I have one? Er, two? Make that many.