NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, here's the deal: a good friend of mine expressed an interest in finding a way to hose someone down with sewage.

Well, after verifying to my satisfaction that the person to be hosed wasn't me, I decided to help him find a way to do it. Now, his idea was to get a sump pump and use it from a porta-potty.

But I see a few problems with this idea. For instance, that chemical in most porta-potties is probably not as safe and sanitary as good clean poop. Second of all, there's a definite volume constraint. I'm thinking of alternate ideas. One idea is to use a septic truck. The nice thing about those is that with a little planning, we could treat the waste before blasting it at someone. YOu know, cut down on the disease, but keep the delightful smell.

My other idea is to get an eductor and a fire hose and put together our own 'poo stew' to shoot out of it.

Any other ideas?

You know how to make a potato gun?

I would think that it would be an easy task to make one that fired wet/sloppy ammo.

An air compressor would do the trick.

Use cow shit... smells bad and less disease risk.

Use cow shit... smells bad and less disease risk.

Yes. I'm trying to push it that way. Animal poo is so much more sanitary. :)

I think a much more rewarding weapon would be a CRAPAPULT!

Think of it!

You could make it look like an actual catapault, and only fill it with poo!

Assault the villagers with animal feces from 300 yard away!

I think a much more rewarding weapon would be a CRAPAPULT!

Think of it!

You could make it look like an actual catapault, and only fill it with poo!

Assault the villagers with animal feces from 300 yard away!

Hmm... *rubs chin thoughtfully*

<shakes head in disgust and walks away>

<shakes head in disgust and walks away>

:D It's been a while since I got someone to do that.

Actually, I did that earlier today. *shrug* Oh well.

edit: But here's what I don't get: Why come in, if you're going to walk out disgusted? I thought I made the title self-explanatory enough... :confused:

Im loving the idea. Perhaps a fire truck?? :P I know they would be very hard to get hold of, but the pressure that those hoses have is amazigng, so as well as smelly, whoever gets the poop will b very sore and probably on his butt :). Cheers

using a bucket full of "waste" and an aircompressor you could fire it round using the venturi effect (i think, been ages since i did science) to propel the waste

using a bucket full of "waste" and an aircompressor you could fire it round using the venturi effect (i think, been ages since i did science) to propel the waste

Spray Poo? Clever. :)