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The End is nigh...Repent!

Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 00:33
-Last night the Boston Red Sox won the World Series.

-Last night there was a lunar eclipse.

-During the eclipse the moon gained a reddish color.

I don't know about you but I think these are definitely signs of the end of the world, I'm talking Revelations here people!

The End is nigh...Repent!

Edit: I'm going to thank the entire Red Sox team and all their fans for helping along the end of the world. Thanks a lot as*holes!
Chodolo
29-10-2004, 00:35
Well, if Bush is re-elected, THEN I will admit the end is nigh.
BastardSword
29-10-2004, 00:35
-Last night the Boston Red Sox won the World Series.

-Last night there was a lunar eclipse.

-During the eclipse the moon gained a reddish color.

I don't know about you but I think these are definitely signs of the end of the world, I'm talking Revelations here people!

The End is nigh...Repent!
Every so many years the moon does a reddish hue. Its the Lunar Eclipse but it was cool.

I'm clean, are you?
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 00:37
Silly chodolo. The political leader will not matter. The Sox have won the World Series on a lunar eclipse! We're f*cked no matter who is leader! Not that there's much of a difference between the two anyway, heh.
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 00:37
Every so many years the moon does a reddish hue. Its the Lunar Eclipse but it was cool.

I'm clean, are you?

True, but the Sox winning on a lunar eclipse? The former event is the true sign of The End.

I'm clean. Gazoo here assures me I havn't taken anything in a looooongg time. Awhahahhahhsahahhahhahaha! :D
Kelonian States
29-10-2004, 00:41
With the people turning more against the war, Kerry will go against any confict if enough people yell at him - his flip-flopping could actually work to the advantage of those of us left with any sort of sanity.

Bush will definately lead the world into more war, possibly with a minor nuclear power. I think a Kerry win in the election will be bad, but only a Bush win would mean total destruction of nations as good ol' Dubya tries to carry out his 'crusade' to conquer the world to the full.
Ixis
29-10-2004, 00:45
Wow.

I find it truly sad that people continue to support Bush after everything. In this election, it is a simple vote for the lesser of two evils. Get Bush out of office, then four years later, get Kerry out too.

Not a hard concept to grasp.
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 00:46
People don't come to Nationstates Forums to bitch about politics! O, wait... :rolleyes:

What I'm saying is the Sox winning the Series is a sign of the events foretold in Revelations. It can't be stopped no matter what, we're all screwed. We might have had a chance if we killed the Red Sox BEFORE the Series, but now its too late. I hope all you Sox fans out there are happy. The world's gonna end, but you shook the Bambino's curse, and thats what counts right?
Sdaeriji
29-10-2004, 00:47
People don't come to Nationstates Forums to discuss politics! O, wait... :rolleyes:

What I'm saying is the Sox winning the Series is a sign of the events foretold in Revelations. It can't be stopped no matter what, we're all screwed. We might have had a chance if we killed the Red Sox BEFORE the Series, but now its too late. I hope all you Sox fans out there are happy. The world's gonna end, but you shook the Bambino's curse, and thats what counts right?

Damn right that's all that counts.
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 00:49
Damn right that's all that counts.

Well, now the world ends because of people like you. O, well. All Sox fans shall get theirs at the final judgement. Eternal Death for all those that are fans of Satan (aka Red Sox).
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 01:06
bumpage
Druthulhu
29-10-2004, 01:16
Aren't all lunar eclipses reddish? All that happened is that the Sox lucked out and hit a pace where the fourth game would be on the eclipse. Then they couldn't lose. ;)

Nothing new under the moon. Curses come and go. RR shook off the 20 year assassination curse by dint of actually being an actor hired to play the POTUS, and everybody (well, the anti-RR half) said that he was the Great Beast 666 whose mortal wound was healed. Nothing new.
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 01:24
Actually I think I remember reading that not all eclipses are reddish. Although that is usually the case. But the Sox winning the Series after 86 years on the night of a reddish lunar eclipse? It's definitely a sign.

Edit for below: And guns, don't forget guns. With lots of ammo. You'll have to defend yourself against the post-apocolyptic road warriors.
Pibb Xtra
29-10-2004, 01:24
I don't know for sure if the world is gonna end, but I'd stock up on batteries, duct tape, and bottled water... you know... just in case.
New Exodus
29-10-2004, 01:28
Originally Posted by Sir Peter the sage
Death for all those that are fans of Satan (aka Red Sox).
LOL. I think that is hilarious. Satan doesn't wear red socks, he wears white. They go very well with his white tuxedo.

But seriously, I think it just shows that the world is in a period of major change, and this is a sign of things to come.

(Please don't quote this post for political purposes, especially about the election.)
Benderberg
29-10-2004, 01:29
Fuck the Red Sox, Yankees, and Cubs.

I was rootin for the Cards as I hate both the Red Sox and the Card's rival the Cubs

I have a friend who is a Cubs and Yankees fan so he hates both teams. He told me that the only World Series outcome he wanted involved the death of everyone on both teams.
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 01:31
Well maybe the Red Sox and their fans arn't Satan's incarnation on Earth but they are definitely at least servants of Lucifer. :D
Sir Peter the sage
29-10-2004, 01:34
Fuck the Red Sox, Yankees, and Cubs.

I was rootin for the Cards as I hate both the Red Sox and the Card's rival the Cubs

I have a friend who is a Cubs and Yankees fan so he hates both teams. He told me that the only World Series outcome he wanted involved the death of everyone on both teams.

Well at least your in opposition to the devi's followers. But you're misguided in your hatred of the Yankees. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, George Steinbrenner, so that whoever believes in him, shall not perish, but have eternal life." :D:D

Remember, Steinbrenner loves us all. He died for our sins and arose three days later.
Kecibukia
29-10-2004, 02:01
Fuck the Red Sox, Yankees, and Cubs.

I was rootin for the Cards as I hate both the Red Sox and the Card's rival the Cubs

I have a friend who is a Cubs and Yankees fan so he hates both teams. He told me that the only World Series outcome he wanted involved the death of everyone on both teams.

You must be a White Sox fan.