NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the nineteenth Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18 hole golf course. And, there is a brand new ballroom - the grand unveiling will occur with the Paradise Club Halloween Bash on Monday, November 1st as was the plan for the previous club. So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.

As well as this, the well known frequenter of this club and most fervent supporter, Refused Party Program, sadly passed away after a nasty incident in the previous club involving a grenade and the afore mentioned persons nether regions, also destroying the club itself. It is therefore only fair that we dedicate this incarnation of the club in their honour.

(ooc: apologies to those of you who haven't the faintest idea why i started this new incarnation. its just the same as the last club, same purpose, same places, same people...hopefully :D )

hahahahahahaha nether regions so yeah kel weapons!

hahahahahahaha nether regions so yeah kel weapons!


i wonder if RRP will turn up sometime soon :D

i wonder if RRP will turn up sometime soon :D


hey may have blowenup but he will live on in the hearts and minds of those who loved him i suppose maybe be he'll haunt us

*grabs before mentioned throwing knives*

assuming it is a him... ;)


careful with those things

<avoids knife>

assuming it is a him... ;)


careful with those things

<avoids knife>


dont worry
*puts knives down*
what did you say you had swordwise?

dont worry
*puts knives down*
what did you say you had swordwise?

Single hand Paul Chen Practical Knightly Broadsword - blunted, but still, forged high carbon steel, with full permernantly rivited tang. wooden glim practice sword, two wooden bokkens (one white oak which looks cool), wooden tanto and a shinai.... :D

and i am saving for my own personalised hand and a half :D :D :D

Single hand Paul Chen Practical Knightly Broadsword - blunted, but still, forged high carbon steel, with full permernantly rivited tang. wooden glim practice sword, two wooden bokkens (one white oak which looks cool), wooden tanto and a shinai.... :D

and i am saving for my own personalised hand and a half :D :D :D

nice nice :D it doesn't matter if a swords blunt pick it up and wave it in an attackers direction they'll poop there pants

nice nice :D it doesn't matter if a swords blunt pick it up and wave it in an attackers direction they'll poop there pants


still, its better not to get into those situations in the first place ;)

still, its better not to get into those situations in the first place ;)


well yea thats a bonus but with a grenade tooting RPP and a couger weilding person walking round you cant be to carful im saying ;)

well yea thats a bonus but with a grenade tooting RPP and a couger weilding person walking round you cant be to carful im saying ;)


lol, good point :D still tho, if one of em has a sniper rifle, you gonna have getting out of the way of bullets long enough to throw a knife or get close enough for a sword lol you will have more holes in you than that guy out of Last Samurai who runs across the bridge to get shot :D

lol, good point :D still tho, if one of em has a sniper rifle, you gonna have getting out of the way of bullets long enough to throw a knife or get close enough for a sword lol you will have more holes in you than that guy out of Last Samurai who runs across the bridge to get shot :D


hahaha good point :p but cougers and grenades are fine

*walks outside and places a sign saying "NO GUNS OR SHEEP, ONLY GRENADES AND COUGERS, THIS MEANS UWE!"*

a bad pun but i had to get it in there some where :p

hihihihihi

RPP is gonna like this :D


i thought so...perfect dedication don't you think

hihihihihi

RPP is gonna like this :D


hahahha we know :D he kinda asked for it though!!

hahahha we know :D he kinda asked for it though!!

ASKED?!!? On knees and begging for it more like :D ;)

ASKED?!!? On knees and begging for it more like :D ;)


well ofcourse why did you think he blew the last 1 up?? cos he wanted this dedication to him

*pulls sheet from over object*

its an ice sculpture off him :D

That's what you get for shoving a grenade in a pirates' mouth while forgetting to pull out the pin first.


hahahaha, well he or she has not returned yet so....

Maybe tink's pixies can put him back together


maybe but im not convinced its worth bothering her for

and we "accidently" foget to ask her

yea i would say the timing wasn't right shes a busy lil fairy :)

besides i think there pixies not nanities can pixies even rebuild life?

Because of you? :D

ohhhhh the subtlety!!!! ;) :D

Subtlety is my middle name

Legless "Subtlety" Pirates

i think its more you have three middle names

Legless "subtle as sledgehammer" pirates

i think its more you have three middle names

Legless "subtle as sledgehammer" pirates
subtle as an elephant in a thong

subtle as an elephant in a thong

now thats subtle :D

We could just go back to 18.... and leave this one to die

the purpose was purely to get at RRP who doesn't seem to like this thread... i suppose we can go back to 18... :(

Back we go...

Ah, I see my clever plan to get this thing dedicated to me finally worked.

Ah, I see my clever plan to get this thing dedicated to me finally worked.


yeah but not for long

Paradise Club 19 now closed. Please use Paradise Club 18. Thanks