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Paradise Club 19: Dedicated to Refused Party Program

Kellarly
28-10-2004, 12:22
Welcome to the nineteenth Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18 hole golf course. And, there is a brand new ballroom - the grand unveiling will occur with the Paradise Club Halloween Bash on Monday, November 1st as was the plan for the previous club. So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.

As well as this, the well known frequenter of this club and most fervent supporter, Refused Party Program, sadly passed away after a nasty incident in the previous club involving a grenade and the afore mentioned persons nether regions, also destroying the club itself. It is therefore only fair that we dedicate this incarnation of the club in their honour.

(ooc: apologies to those of you who haven't the faintest idea why i started this new incarnation. its just the same as the last club, same purpose, same places, same people...hopefully :D )
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 12:24
hahahahahahaha nether regions so yeah kel weapons!
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 12:24
hahahahahahaha nether regions so yeah kel weapons!


i wonder if RRP will turn up sometime soon :D
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 12:26
i wonder if RRP will turn up sometime soon :D


hey may have blowenup but he will live on in the hearts and minds of those who loved him i suppose maybe be he'll haunt us

*grabs before mentioned throwing knives*
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 12:27
assuming it is a him... ;)


careful with those things

<avoids knife>
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 12:36
assuming it is a him... ;)


careful with those things

<avoids knife>


dont worry
*puts knives down*
what did you say you had swordwise?
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 12:38
dont worry
*puts knives down*
what did you say you had swordwise?

Single hand Paul Chen Practical Knightly Broadsword - blunted, but still, forged high carbon steel, with full permernantly rivited tang. wooden glim practice sword, two wooden bokkens (one white oak which looks cool), wooden tanto and a shinai.... :D

and i am saving for my own personalised hand and a half :D :D :D
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 12:44
Single hand Paul Chen Practical Knightly Broadsword - blunted, but still, forged high carbon steel, with full permernantly rivited tang. wooden glim practice sword, two wooden bokkens (one white oak which looks cool), wooden tanto and a shinai.... :D

and i am saving for my own personalised hand and a half :D :D :D

nice nice :D it doesn't matter if a swords blunt pick it up and wave it in an attackers direction they'll poop there pants
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:09
nice nice :D it doesn't matter if a swords blunt pick it up and wave it in an attackers direction they'll poop there pants


still, its better not to get into those situations in the first place ;)
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:23
still, its better not to get into those situations in the first place ;)


well yea thats a bonus but with a grenade tooting RPP and a couger weilding person walking round you cant be to carful im saying ;)
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:32
well yea thats a bonus but with a grenade tooting RPP and a couger weilding person walking round you cant be to carful im saying ;)


lol, good point :D still tho, if one of em has a sniper rifle, you gonna have getting out of the way of bullets long enough to throw a knife or get close enough for a sword lol you will have more holes in you than that guy out of Last Samurai who runs across the bridge to get shot :D
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:36
lol, good point :D still tho, if one of em has a sniper rifle, you gonna have getting out of the way of bullets long enough to throw a knife or get close enough for a sword lol you will have more holes in you than that guy out of Last Samurai who runs across the bridge to get shot :D


hahaha good point :p but cougers and grenades are fine

*walks outside and places a sign saying "NO GUNS OR SHEEP, ONLY GRENADES AND COUGERS, THIS MEANS UWE!"*

a bad pun but i had to get it in there some where :p
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:42
hihihihihi

RPP is gonna like this :D


i thought so...perfect dedication don't you think
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:42
hihihihihi

RPP is gonna like this :D


hahahha we know :D he kinda asked for it though!!
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:44
hahahha we know :D he kinda asked for it though!!

ASKED?!!? On knees and begging for it more like :D ;)
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:45
ASKED?!!? On knees and begging for it more like :D ;)


well ofcourse why did you think he blew the last 1 up?? cos he wanted this dedication to him

*pulls sheet from over object*

its an ice sculpture off him :D
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:49
That's what you get for shoving a grenade in a pirates' mouth while forgetting to pull out the pin first.


hahahaha, well he or she has not returned yet so....
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:51
Maybe tink's pixies can put him back together


maybe but im not convinced its worth bothering her for
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:53
and we "accidently" foget to ask her

yea i would say the timing wasn't right shes a busy lil fairy :)
Norticlass
28-10-2004, 13:54
besides i think there pixies not nanities can pixies even rebuild life?
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 13:55
Because of you? :D

ohhhhh the subtlety!!!! ;) :D
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 14:00
Subtlety is my middle name

Legless "Subtlety" Pirates

i think its more you have three middle names

Legless "subtle as sledgehammer" pirates
Legless Pirates
28-10-2004, 14:03
i think its more you have three middle names

Legless "subtle as sledgehammer" pirates
subtle as an elephant in a thong
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 14:06
subtle as an elephant in a thong

now thats subtle :D
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 14:11
We could just go back to 18.... and leave this one to die

the purpose was purely to get at RRP who doesn't seem to like this thread... i suppose we can go back to 18... :(
Legless Pirates
28-10-2004, 14:12
Back we go...
Refused Party Program
28-10-2004, 14:30
Ah, I see my clever plan to get this thing dedicated to me finally worked.
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 14:42
Ah, I see my clever plan to get this thing dedicated to me finally worked.


yeah but not for long
Kellarly
28-10-2004, 14:43
Paradise Club 19 now closed. Please use Paradise Club 18. Thanks