NationStates Jolt Archive

ONly the most godless heathen egomaniac could now deny that God has used His Miraculous Power to instruct the people of the US in whom he favors in the presidential race.

God first struck the site where the bush people took over the government, decimating florida with four massive hurricanes.

God then called attention to His will by setting off the volcano mt. st. helen.

God then waited until the Boston Red Sox - hometown of John Kerry - were up against the NY Yankees and in a situation from which no baseball team had ever escaped in the history of the sport.

God then made his move, and Boston defeated first new york and then missouri - home of the berserker false prophet John Ashcroft.

No genuine christian, muslim or jew can deny the hand of God Almighty in this, and only a fool will vote contrary to the will of the Creator and Judge.

Amen brother, and can I get a Hallelujah from the choir.

God is a busy man and generally doesn't have the time to speak with me, so does anybody know his website address, so I can see who he is endorsing for President?

Huh. Thats kinda intristing. I am intrigued and may consider joining your religion.

However, this may backfire. By using these divine powers some might be led to the conclusion that the divine might take the election itself on and that our own participation isn't neccisary and we may be encouraged to stay at home and frolic in religous celebration thinking that it's a foregone conclusion.

Just another theory. Before the people who take this too seriously come in and ruin the fun.....

God is a busy man and generally doesn't have the time to speak with me, so does anybody know his website address, so I can see who he is endorsing for President?

http://www.deuslevolt.hv

God is a busy man and generally doesn't have the time to speak with me, so does anybody know his website address, so I can see who he is endorsing for President?


You might try ESPN or any news network to get the score of the Sox/st louis game.

Also, google should help you find information on the hurricanes of the last couple months.

Huh. Thats kinda intristing. I am intrigued and may consider joining your religion.

However, this may backfire. By using these divine powers some might be led to the conclusion that the divine might take the election itself on and that our own participation isn't neccisary and we may be encouraged to stay at home and frolic in religous celebration thinking that it's a foregone conclusion.

Just another theory. Before the people who take this too seriously come in and ruin the fun.....


I'd wager that god is testing the faith of the world.

He did that a few times in the bible.

I'd wager that god is testing the faith of the world.

He did that a few times in the bible.I'm of the opinion that a big practical joke is being played on us, for the last four years I'm sure I've been hearing bunch of archangels snickering.

I'm of the opinion that a big practical joke is being played on us, for the last four years I'm sure I've been hearing bunch of archangels snickering.


Maybe if lightning were to suddenly strike down everyone in the bush administration, republican congress and the republican portion of the supreme court I would agree.

But as it stands, it's about as funny as cancer.

So, when's the world going to end again?

1914 ?
1917 ?
1918 ?
1925 ?
1932 ?
1940 ?
1946 ?
1953 ?
1975 ?
2000 ?

ONly the most godless heathen egomaniac could now deny that God has used His Miraculous Power to instruct the people of the US in whom he favors in the presidential race.

God first struck the site where the bush people took over the government, decimating florida with four massive hurricanes.

God then called attention to His will by setting off the volcano mt. st. helen.

God then waited until the Boston Red Sox - hometown of John Kerry - were up against the NY Yankees and in a situation from which no baseball team had ever escaped in the history of the sport.

God then made his move, and Boston defeated first new york and then missouri - home of the berserker false prophet John Ashcroft.

No genuine christian, muslim or jew can deny the hand of God Almighty in this, and only a fool will vote contrary to the will of the Creator and Judge.


So much for separation of church and state.

It suddenly hit me, did God register to vote? I smell a scandal brewing.

Me and my friends are voting for the Jesus/Moses ticket. Truly, that is an unbeatable team.

The good old "some centuries dead people actually voted" scandal story gets an unexpected twist sequel when Armageddon falls together with the presidential elections, and beneath a sun darkened by a jute sack millions of undead rise from their graves to vote Kerry.

The good old "some centuries dead people actually voted" scandal story gets an unexpected twist sequel when Armageddon falls together with the presidential elections, and beneath a sun darkened by a jute sack millions of undead rise from their graves to vote Kerry.

Who better to represent the horde of the undead than the man who looks like a zombie himself.

Maybe if lightning were to suddenly strike down everyone in the bush administration, republican congress and the republican portion of the supreme court I would agree.

But as it stands, it's about as funny as cancer.
Oh, didn't anyone mention that Chief Justice Rehnquist has thyroidal cancer?

So, when's the world going to end again?

1914 ?
1917 ?
1918 ?
1925 ?
1932 ?
1940 ?
1946 ?
1953 ?
1975 ?
2000 ?
Tsk tsk, AD 1000 of course - Augustine thought so, he can't be wrong. None of this tomfoolery with later dates!

Oh, didn't anyone mention that Chief Justice Rehnquist has thyroidal cancer?


Lordy my I forgot to mention that.

His throat, the source of all his satanic pronouncements, has been struck by the Lord God.

Lordy my I forgot to mention that.

His throat, the source of all his satanic pronouncements, has been struck by the Lord God.
;)

Lord, I have seen your works, and delight in your will! John Kerry shall indeed have my vote, as ye sayeth is right. Amen!