The Newspeak Thread
Superpower07
27-10-2004, 21:11
Speak only in Newspeak here of all politicians.
I think that Michael Badnarik and the Libertarians are a doubleplusgood choice for presidential office, but it is doubleplusungood that 3rd-party candidates get ungood amounts of recognition
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 21:17
plustrue
BLARGistania
27-10-2004, 21:18
Message deemed ungood by MiniTru. Prepare for doublequick arrest by ThoughtPolice.
Alansyists
27-10-2004, 21:20
Bush doubleplusungood. Repbulican thought-criminal, democrat goodthinker
Bush doubleplusungood. Repbulican thought-criminal, democrat goodthinker
Duckspeak.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 21:31
Ha ha!! I am a prole, you bastards, so i'll speak how the hell I want! Minitru, you will be my first victim. miniluv shall be next.
antidisestablishmentarianism
newspeak that you crazy pidgeons you
Superpower07
27-10-2004, 21:32
Ha ha!! I am a prole, you bastards, so i'll speak how the hell I want! Minitru, you will be my first victim. miniluv shall be next.
antidisestablishmentarianism
newspeak that you crazy pidgeons you
It appears we have plusungood dissent.
BLARGistania
27-10-2004, 21:33
Ha ha!! I am a prole, you bastards, so i'll speak how the hell I want! Minitru, you will be my first victim. miniluv shall be next.
antidisestablishmentarianism
newspeak that you crazy pidgeons you
doubleplusungood. Rocketattack will now hit your house.
doubleplusungood. Rocketattack will now hit your house.
Newspeak tripleplusungood. Rectify rocket attack home.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 21:35
ahhh, but i'm a prole of eastasia. screw you all!
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 21:36
except CSW. you seem like a fair person with a mind of your own.
Quick! I, O'Brian, have found a spy!
Oceanana has always bee at war with Eastasia doubleplusungood
BLARGistania
27-10-2004, 21:36
Newspeak tripleplusungood. Rectify rocket attack home.
Rocket attack rectified. Misspeak ungood. Rocket rectify new target. Eastasia taget lock doublegoodstrong.
Proles and animals are free
BLARGistania
27-10-2004, 21:38
Proles and animals are free
Freedom is Slavery!
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 21:44
War is Peace!
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 22:16
or is that WarPeace?
or is that WarPeace?
war equal unwar.
ooc: You can't say freedom is slavery in newspeak, as freedom no longer has that meaning.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 22:23
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am .. goldstein
Kleptonis
27-10-2004, 22:29
You know, Newspeak was designed to destroy all thought not in accordance with the party. So, the only actual political phrase you could say would be:
Ingsoc doubleplusgood.
Any other opinions would be thoughtcrime, so you are now under arrest of the Party, and will be taken care of accordingly. Do not worry, we won't kill you, we are merely here to rectify your thought patterns. When you die, you will learn to love Big Brother.
You know, Newspeak was designed to destroy all thought not in accordance with the party. So, the only actual political phrase you could say would be:
Ingsoc doubleplusgood.
Any other opinions would be thoughtcrime, so you are now under arrest of the Party, and will be taken care of accordingly. Do not worry, we won't kill you, we are merely here to rectify your thought patterns. When you die, you will learn to love Big Brother.
OOC: Yep, war equal unwar is false just by its own statement. It is a true contradiction. 1=0.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 22:32
hahahaha i fear nothing, so room 101 shall not work! (insanity really is the only defence) :D :headbang: :confused:
Kleptonis
27-10-2004, 22:43
hahahaha i fear nothing, so room 101 shall not work! (insanity really is the only defence) :D :headbang: :confused:
We know your fears better than you do. ;)
The Tribes Of Longton
27-10-2004, 22:46
oh no! you know about my morbid fear of my left armpit? I saw the future and it shall be my demise