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why?

1 to screw it in and 1336 to brag about it. Durh.

How many emo fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

i recon five.

one to distract the owner of the light bulb, and the other four to hack the superintelligent phone near the lightbulb (to begin moaning about what a boring job it has, covering any noise the geeky hacker may make during the actual lightbulb screwing (no pun intended)), the national grid (so the area can be briefly plunged into darkness), The Man's computer (i.e. the govt.) and All the major banks in the world (hell, everyone needs a little moolah every now and then).

How many emo fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, their all too busy thinking of ways to kill themselves due to immense depression. Damn emo.

1 to screw it in and 1336 to brag about it. Durh.

not real hackers then. it would be 1 to screw it in and 1000000000 to claim that they did it

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I don't suppose you've heard of leet (1337) speek, have you?

None, their all too busy thinking of ways to kill themselves due to immense depression. Damn emo.

Boo hoo, all my teenage angst makes me want to kill myself because my girlfriend just left me for her pet dog so i guess ill go and make a circle pit to the lost prophets cuz ill feel better after i beat some 10yr old to a bloody pulp in socially acceptable conditions. Waa

I don't suppose you've heard of leet (1337) speek, have you?

nope, nor do i know what -snip- means either

None, their all too busy thinking of ways to kill themselves due to immense depression. Damn emo.

Or:
None. They'll just sit and cry in the dark.

How many computers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11.

One to remove the light bulb, one to grab the new bulb, and one to screw it in.

oh god that wasn't funny...

None, their all too busy thinking of ways to kill themselves due to immense depression. Damn emo.

Close.

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd guess abou- LETS GO RIDE OUR BIKES!

too many - they all start and then move onto something else, like firestarting

I'd guess abou- LETS GO RIDE OUR BIKES!

Correct.

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

how many sadists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

How many ppl dont get my joke?

Correct.

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They simply ponder its meaning and then kill their fathers and have sex with their mums

How many ppl dont get my joke?

oh. no i dont get it

How many ppl dont get my joke?
I give up, how many people get it?

None. They simply ponder its meaning and then kill their fathers and have sex with their mums

Incorrect.

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to hold the peni..I mean ladder.

How many ppl dont get my joke?

w00t

I give up, how many people get it?

I get it. It was very leet.

does leet mean elite

I'm too leet for 1337.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

four, but only with the help of someone who can read the word "lightbulb" on the box without seeing "lightduld" or "kill Bush". I'm not dyslexic but I see that last one all the time

four, but only with the help of someone who can read the word "lightbulb" on the box without seeing "lightduld" or "kill Bush". I'm not dyslexic but I see that last one all the time

Incorrect.

Eno.

how many satan-worshipping dyslexic kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb